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[bender]

If you think that a robot is giving you a better blowjob than your partner you're in the wrong relationship. A machine will never replace another human when it comes to pleasure.

 

[supernova8]

I don't think this dude has any bad videos. Genius. Especially the the fascist v antifascist one.

 

[supernova8]

If you think that a robot is giving you a better blowjob than your partner you're in the wrong relationship. A machine will never replace another human when it comes to pleasure.

Nah plenty of women are just shit at it even if they're great girlfriends in every other regard.

 

[bender]

Nah plenty of women are just shit at it even if they're great girlfriends in every other regard.

 

[supernova8]

Back in my high school days.......actually found the bracefaces to be better. Ironically the ones without braces were more likely to accidentally take a chunk out of your member

 

[PumpkinPie]

At least you can stop the machine after you nut

 

[SkylineRKR]

Impossible. I will always prefer the real deal. But yeah some women aren't good at it. Others though do a perfect job.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

This would work well with PSVR

PSVR kinda sounds like PenisVR

 

[Alter_Fridge]

Nah plenty of women are just shit at it even if they're great girlfriends in every other regard.

It's that one girl with the mind blowing technique that ruined it for all the normal ones after

 

[DJR]

Could always get some ribs removed like Prince and do it ourselves.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

Could always get some ribs removed like Prince and do it ourselves.

I would probably be very disappointed in my own blowjob skills

 

[Darko]

FLeshight Launch >>>>>

 

[DJR]

I would probably be very disappointed in my own blowjob skills

Same. I'm distinctly average at most things - I'd probably end up taking a chunk out unintentionally.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

I would probably be very disappointed in my own blowjob skills

Same. I'm distinctly average at most things - I'd probably end up taking a chunk out unintentionally.

And you don't want to risk swallowing your own jizz..

 

[Rentahamster]

PSVR kinda sounds like PenisVR

But I WAS talking about PENIS VR.

 

[Elektro Demon]

Where can I buy this autoblow machine?

 

[Kiwicha]

My current girlfriend sucks at sucking.

 

[epicnemesis]

What a post/username combo

 

[Alter_Fridge]

My current girlfriend sucks at sucking.

What's her best ability

 

[Kiwicha]

What's her best ability

She is really smart.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

She is really smart.

In bed?

 

[MilkyJoe]

Nah that's some fuck boy shit

I like to snuggle after I jizz

 

[The Pleasure]

imagine seeing something like this during coitus

That's the face women make when you tell them that you're into smash bros.

 

[Kiwicha]

In bed?

I didn't get that.
She is really fun in bed, or anywhere we are alone. Is just that she is not really good at bjs, I don't know if it is what she does with her lips or her tonge, but something feels off. I usually enjoy letting the girl go at it for as long as she wants, but with her is just a couple of minutes and then is just straight to the sex.

 

[Punished Miku]

Where can I buy this autoblow machine?

After this thread, I ordered one off their website. Got here today.

 

[Halo is Back]

OP is asking for a friend

 

[Halo is Back]

My current girlfriend sucks at sucking.

I think that is most women.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

That's the face women make when you tell them that you're into smash bros.

Can confirm.

 

[Compsiox]

After this thread, I ordered one off their website. Got here today.

Well there doesn't seem to be a risk I guess unless the claw breaks or bends or something

 

[The Lunch Legend]

After this thread, I ordered one off their website. Got here today.

It seems women's days on this planet are numbered..

 

[Punished Miku]

It seems women's days on this planet are numbered..

I can now answer the question in the video. Women and the real thing are definitely still better. Not even really a contest.

But, is it better than just using your hand? It is, but it's not some insane experience.

 

[WoJ]

Hard to replace the experience of a woman dropping to her knees in front of me to polish my knob while she looks up at me either resenting that she is doing it or needs to do it to have some form of self worth with a machine.

 

[SirTerry-T]

Does the machine cry when you "ruin it's makeup"?

 

[AUTOBLOW]

Hey I invented the Autoblow and this thread is awesome

 

[RAL1992]

No machine learning, no buy

 

[Halcyon]

So uhhh what's this uhhh....feel like

 

[Spukc]

Does the machine cry when you "ruin it's makeup"?

Straight to hell
Do not stop at start

 

[Nymphae]

Hey I invented the Autoblow and this thread is awesome

What do you tell women your job is when you go on dates

 

[JSoup]

Reading a thread about if women blow better than machines.
Me, being into other dudes:

 

[Rentahamster]

Hey I invented the Autoblow and this thread is awesome

Go home, Elektro Demon , you're drunk

 

[M1chl]

 

[AUTOBLOW]

What do you tell women your job is when you go on dates

Now I'm married but I never hid what I did from anyone.

 

[Nymphae]

Now I'm married

Autoblow or woman?

 

[Max_Po]

What da.....

 

[AUTOBLOW]

Autoblow or woman?

Both, they share me.

 

[iconmaster]

What do you tell women your job is when you go on dates

"I'm an engineer working in the personal care industry."

 

[Nymphae]

"I'm an engineer working in the personal care industry."

Ooh what's that like?

It's great to be a business owner, but I get a little tired of people on their hands and knees sucking up to me all the time. I'm thinking of replacing the entire company with machines.

 

[RokkanStoned]

Haven't tried one, but I wouldn't doubt that you might get a better blowjob from a machine than a lot of women. There's a lot of women that suck (in a not so good way) at blowjobs. Only thing is that blowjob machines sound kinda dangerous, so I wonder about the safety.

I wonder if it's different for gay men. Are men just better than women at blowjobs? Perhaps someone who's bi knows.

 

[AUTOBLOW]

"I'm an engineer working in the personal care industry."

I just tell people I make blowjob machines and then wait for the reply, which is almost always something positive. Only once on an airplane the guy next to me was weird about it and I had to sit next to him for 12 hours.

 

[TrainedRage]

My biggest hang up with all this is the cleanup. Who wants to wash out their own jizz after a heated session? Make a self cleaning one and make it really easy to use and maybe.