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Awful movies that you love.
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SSGMUN10000
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Smiles and Cries
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whoa amazon really sells that shit?Guzim said:
damn it is time for me to collect some afrocentric 1960-70's DVD love
DJ Demon J
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Smiles and Cries
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some of you people don't now the meaning of Awful Movies...
70% of what I've seen in this thread are shameless cult classics
70% of what I've seen in this thread are shameless cult classics
DJ Demon J
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ThirstyFly said:I almost forgot the best movie ever made!
YES. Two thumbs up, any movie showing Lauren Holly with ridiculous amounts of cleavage is good in my book.
Kabuki Waq
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Event horizon
Monster Squad
Vampires
Darkman
Bloodsport
Tango and Cash
Monster Squad
Vampires
Darkman
Bloodsport
Tango and Cash
Spike Spiegel
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Hey, whassamatter with Red Dawn? That sh*t could've really happened!!!Musashi Wins! said:
Anyway... the first film to come to my mind after reading this thread was:
Now there are worse Godzilla films than this one (not many), but this is one of the few that's still enjoyable for its sheer ludicrousness.
UltimateMarioMan
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I KNEW there had to be a movie like this :lol :lol
Team Rancid
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Taking Care of Business and Funny Farm have been on HBO a lot and I can never turn them off when I come across them.
Freaked
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My favorite is Joe vs. the Volcano.
P.S. I used to consider Vegas Vacation bad but after watching it over and over, it's damn funny and is over criticized. Better than the European one.
Freaked
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My favorite is Joe vs. the Volcano.
P.S. I used to consider Vegas Vacation bad but after watching it over and over, it's damn funny and is over criticized. Better than the European one.
JoshuaJSlone
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Qaggig. It was on the Link channel fairly frequently several years ago. It was supposed to be a reenactment of the goings-on in an Inuit tribe in the 1930s. They built a qaggig (a more specific type of igloo, I guess), celebrated by singing about how the white man would be coming, had friendly competitions of pulling on each other's cheeks... so bizarre, so boring.
True Vengeance. Low budget movie with Daniel Bernhardt (Van Damme lite of Matrix Reloaded and MST3K's Future War) as a protective father / ex-assassin who's daughter has been kidnapped. He must've killed about a hundred guys in this movie. I've been known to call it a "sillily over-the-top guilty pleasure".
Children of the Living Dead. Alternate sequel to Night of the Living Dead, from the guy who isn't George Romero. As a sequel it's godawfully atrocious. On its own, though, it's poorly enough conceived, written, acted, redubbeed, etc. that there are some great laughs in there.
True Vengeance. Low budget movie with Daniel Bernhardt (Van Damme lite of Matrix Reloaded and MST3K's Future War) as a protective father / ex-assassin who's daughter has been kidnapped. He must've killed about a hundred guys in this movie. I've been known to call it a "sillily over-the-top guilty pleasure".
Children of the Living Dead. Alternate sequel to Night of the Living Dead, from the guy who isn't George Romero. As a sequel it's godawfully atrocious. On its own, though, it's poorly enough conceived, written, acted, redubbeed, etc. that there are some great laughs in there.
I remember seeing that movie (actually thats the poster of the first one) when I was like 15, on some late cable channel. It's very strange mix of z-grade sci-fi intercut with bizzaro 1970' soft-core censored sex scene. The plot is about this mad scientist who wants to bring humanity to its feet by using the Orgamotron (or smth), a big laser beam that turns people into lustful creatures of sin! By turning everybody on Earth into sex machine, he thinks he will have no problem taking over the planet.
Flesh Gordon, his girlfriend, and his friend Doctor Jerkoff are sent to the mad doc's planet to stop him from using his laser ray.
The movie is incredibly trashy and low budget. The special effects are non existant, but its just funny to watch. One of the scene I remember the most is when The chick is caught by what Doc Jerkoff calls "the one eye monsters". The monsters are just big penis shaped tentacules with a huge eye at the tip :lol
I can say i "love" the movie, but its so fucked up and random. Pick it up for cheap and watch it with a bunch of friends. Dont forget to get drunk :lol Just be aware that theres a lot of random (really mild) sex scenes, so dont watch it with your 12 years old bro.
I loved it. Gets horrible reviews, but probably, espeically in terms of visuals, one of the most accurate comic-to-movie adaptions. Certainly prefered it to the boring Batman movies and drek like Hellboy. Sure Stallone's Dredd is horribly watered down and Rob Schineider needs killing...but it has the ABC Warrior Robot in!
BlackSalad
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most of these movies are great movies.
Coin Return said:
worst. movie. ever.
but i cant put my finger on why i watch it over and over again with friends.
dude, everyone knows that LA karate is better than Seattle karate
but then there is NYC karate and they are a bunch of wimps because they have to hire a russian
bitchin...it's going to be awesome
ive got my reasons for likin this movie
but for a really bad movie and i mean bad as in not even a cult classic or wont be added to anyones dvd collection ever
Shaolin Dolemite
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Pauly Shore movies.
ManDudeChild
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Howard The Duck
FortNinety said:
I'm going to have to disagree with you there. SSM & PHG is filled with awesome humor, good action, fantastic music, great story, and a healthy dose of WTF. Other highlights are the crazy fashion guy and the businessman with knives. Yamada, the guy you're talking about, is easily the best part of the movie, to be for sure. The bathroom scene still sticks out in my mind as amazing Japanese cinema.
Gripes include underdevelopment of Samehada's best friend, underdevelopment of the three Yakuza goon brothers (Stinky, Bald Guy, and Inu-chan), and poor, poor lighting.
That, and Tadunobu Asano is a heartthrob.
Mr. Spinnington
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Jim Bowie said:
Gripes include everything SANS the bathroom scene, and the night vision goggles sequence. Now, pose for the camera.
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