CyberPanda
Banned
So I have one of these in my room:
Now, it’s a cool device, and when you set it to auto it detects ‘pollutants’ in the air. As a result, if anything toxic is detected it revs up the filter to get it out of the room ASAP, through its heavy duty filtration system.
Now, the awkward part. I farted really loud, and after two minutes it detected my gas, and the thing started roaring. I think I almost broke it. I never knew farts could be so deadly. Fascinating.
Now, it’s a cool device, and when you set it to auto it detects ‘pollutants’ in the air. As a result, if anything toxic is detected it revs up the filter to get it out of the room ASAP, through its heavy duty filtration system.
Now, the awkward part. I farted really loud, and after two minutes it detected my gas, and the thing started roaring. I think I almost broke it. I never knew farts could be so deadly. Fascinating.