Odious Tea
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She doesn't know how to spell and she uses her phone in the shower. I forsee a bright future for her.
Babe sends me a picture of her boobies. How should I feel about this NeoGAF?
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Houston3000
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Both get Skype or some other video-chat program. Have fun.
TheAzRim said:
It's a snake!
Let it out now!
HallucinatingElvis said:
It's not that bad, badly translated by me:
Her: By the way, I am in the shower.
Her (Approximately twenty seconds later): What if I told you I was caressing my own nipples?
Me: You want me in that shower so bad don't you
Her: I'd definitely "drop the soap" for you
Me: You think you have the ass to pull that off?
Her: Yeah I do i have some ass.
Me: I don't believe you, I would have to see that with my own eyes
Her: Haha. Maybe one day, but for now you just have to believe me
Me: So you don't got the evidence to back it up?
Her: Oh my God! You want a picture of my ass?!
Me: Haha. You said it, not me haha.
Her: You insinuated sir.
Her (Approximately ten seconds later): Fine, but I get something in return.
Me: Haha. Now you want a picture ofmy ass? Hahaha.
Her: Haha. Okay, not your ass - something else.
Me: Psh, you are not getting a peak at my penis.
Her: Haha, whatever.
Me: How about this: You send me a picture of your nipples, and maybe I will send you mine.
Her: Haha it's a deal!
If you were to turn it into victorian english you'd end up with some pretty classy flirting I'm sure.
dinazimmerman
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Shanadeus said:
That sounds like it would be hilarious.
Skiptastic
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Axion22 said:
do chick
"How should I feel about this?" You got a random girl to send pictures of her breasts. I'd feel pretty awesome about it.
Skiesofwonder
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Rad- said:
Really? Hmmm maybe I am putting too much thought into this. Maybe it is just all physical...
*sigh* Well, if a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do...
Hot Coldman
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Skiesofwonder said:
aww man do i HAVE to get some ruttage???
Skiesofwonder said:Her: bw I am in the shower.
Her (like twenty second later): What IF i told u i was carressing my nipples
Me: You want me in that shower so bad don't ya
Her: I'd definitely "drop the soap" 4 u
Me: u think u have the ass to pull that off?
Her: yea i do i have some junk in my trunk
Me: I don't believe ya, I would have to c that with my own eyes
Her: haha maybe one day, but for now u just gotta believe me
Me: So u don't got the evidence to back it up?
Her: OMG u want a pic of my ass?!?!?
Me: HAHA u said it, not me lol
Her: YOU insinuated sir
Her (like ten seconds later): Fine but I get something in return
Me: LOL now u want a pic of MY ass? LMAO
Her: Lol ok not ur ass! Somethin else
Me: pssshhh babe you aint gettin a peak at my secret weapon
Her: LOL whateverrrr
Me: How bout this? You send me a pic of ur nipples, and maybeee I will send u mine.
Her: haha DEAL!
:lol :lol :lol
It's like an eleven year old talking to himself.
Skiesofwonder
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Vinci said:
It was a joke. I don't hit and quit. Not my style.
Skiesofwonder
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Tenks said:
Please explain what type of crazy. I NEED to know.
Discotheque
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Vox-Pop said:
Vox you're joking with this aren't you?
.....
SuperAngelo64
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Jeff Albertson
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That could be quite close to the truth!zoukka said:
Anyway how the hell do you use the Phone in the shower?
Edit: the op confuses me one minute he's like so yeh I'm guaranteed to hit this then he's all nah I wouldn't do that it ain't my style.
This whole thing is pointless either it's fake or it's a poor attempt at showing off
SuperAngelo64
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Vox needs a fucking tag. That's all I'm going to say in regards to that.
Skiesofwonder said:
Needy, constantly wanting to know what you're doing, flipping out if you don't call back, flipping out if you don't text back, not trusting your friends, constantly needing reassurance they're "good enough", generally socialize poorly with my parents and family, overly spiteful and resentful of people .... I mean the list goes on.
SuperAngelo64
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wRATH2x said:
Well that ruins it now that I've thought of the possibility of tag-fishing. It was more fun thinking he was just...well...yeah.
Square Triangle
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God I hate when people use "c" "u" and other shit for texting.
Skiesofwonder
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Jeff Albertson said:
Yeah I'm guaranteed to hit it but that doesn't mean I'm going to hit and quit. That's the whole point of this thread, I don't want a hit and quit but now a serious relationship with her might not be the smartest thing. So I'm kinda in a dilemma... that I was hoping NeoGAF could help with.
I'm personally just hoping she would be cool with a friends-with-benefits type thing or a dating fling over the summer, because honestly that is all I have to offer anyways considering I am far away most of the time. Her being so open with her feelings towards me makes me think otherwise though....
Tenks said:
I don't think most of this (or the rest of your list) would happen because I just don't get that vibe off her, but if it the above does happen.... then yeah that would really really suck and would be something I would consider not touching at all.
sonikokaruto
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Came for the pics
I think this thread will get hijacked.
I think this thread will get hijacked.
man I remember when my milf girl sent me pics, glorious big tits under a tanktop, under a bra, then her holding one out as she took pics in a mirror. Good good stuff. I felt so special, cause that's what breasts pics sent to you FOR you does, it makes you feel special.
Oh I loved those boobies, then I found out that after about ..3 months my phone automatically deletes messages and attatched photo messages. So angry that day when I lost them all. FUUUUUUUUUCK YOU PHONE!
Yeah, I miss her.
Oh I loved those boobies, then I found out that after about ..3 months my phone automatically deletes messages and attatched photo messages. So angry that day when I lost them all. FUUUUUUUUUCK YOU PHONE!
Yeah, I miss her.
goldlion054
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Davedough said:
:lol
Skiesofwonder
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G-Fex said:
:lol
I've had experience with this problem before so I made sure to save it to my phone's memory unit and even sent a copy to my email for good measure.
This way I can feel special whenever I want to.
Skiesofwonder
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matt404au said:
It's called texting bro. I adapt to whoever I am texting with. If someone wants to spell everything out I can do that to.
And like I could give a shit about a tag. Seriously guys, there are bigger things then NeoGAF. I don't make up any of my posts. It's not my fault this crazy girl that has the hots for me started texting me. But when it happened I automatically thought of NeoGAF. Why? Because it is something pretty funny that happened to me that I thought NeoGAF would care to hear and maybe even give me some good advice. Everything in the OP is 100% true.
P.S. I'm talking to her right now, on facebook.
T.M. MacReady
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Megadrive said:
Oh man, so perfect for a thread about sexting.
MassiveAttack
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Skiesofwonder said:
No one gives a shit.
Skiesofwonder
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MassiveAttack said:
I know.
Just trying to play the part. Because I am an ATTENTION WHORE!!!!!! LOOK AT ME!!!
Edit: Seriously guys it seems like you would pick up on my humor by now. I guess I fail at making jokes.
jon bones said:OP can't be serious, can he? this is almost embarrassing
everyone was posting in this thread and i posted a picture of hanuman the monkey god hugging his boy krishna. everyone in that thread got a tag based on their posts in the thread.
Oh... hm. Mine involved asking all of the girls on GAF if they would be creeped out if they saw their pictures on someone's desktop, a la, the hot girl threads.
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