Weed, yes. Unnecessary internet usage, I think not. We are your new lovers. We are the air you breathe and the blood you pump. Show us the size of your love.
GAF is digital crack. I'm trying to write a paper right now and I stop every couple of sentences I write and check up on GAF. It's terrible, like something in my subconscious tells me to load up Firefox...
No! Don't ban him! That'll teach him... oh wait! ... what if he really said "ban me" in an act to make us not ban him and he escapes a free man.. ban him! no.. wai.. *scratches head* Lock thread?
The only way to truly overcome your Gafdiction is do kill yourself. So just get it over with and do it. May I suggest furiously shaking up a litre of pepsi, opening it and immediately jamming it up your ass? It's truly the most glorious way to go out.