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[The Lunch Legend]

Bath Bro here. I love the bath and it is very relaxing.

I somehow find even clean showers dirty and not very enjoyable.
But bath is relaxing for me and if the water gets a bit dirty, I have no problems with it and would not shower before bathing to get the water cleaner because it is very ridiculous.

Which way of self-cleaning do you prefer?

 

[Liopleurodon]

Shower.

I used to like to relax in bath, but nowadays I just want to get it over with fast, and get out.

 

[HRK69]

Taking a nice bath? More like marinating in your own filth

Hard pass

 

[freefornow]

Shower. Why soak in your own filth and stank.

 

[Kacho]

I haven’t taken a bath since I was a kid. I want to get in and out.

 

[MMaRsu]

 

[Glowffers]

You’re playing a dangerous game with this topic.

 

[The Pleasure]

Shower. Why soak in your own filth and stank.

Quick shower long bath. Clean and getting those muscles soaked.

 

[ChuckeRearmed]

Shower.

 

[Glowffers]

 

[Miyazaki’s Slave]

Shower for everyday, hot tub for getting freaky (which might sound nasty...but the "getting freaky" thing never happens).

 

[Angry_Megalodon]

A foam bath with my two personal massagers.

 

[NuclearDiarrhea]

Neither.

 

[YCoCg]

Shower on the regular, a Bath every few months or whenever I need to sooth my muscles.

 

[DKehoe]

Baths are nice but because of the convenience factor I take showers far more often.

 

[I collect VHS tapes]

shower for clean bath for relaxing

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[Rockondevil]

I go for efficiency. In and out of the shower in under 5 minutes. Haven't been in a bath in probably 15 years.

 

[Days like these...]

Bath Bro here. I love the bath and it is very relaxing.

I somehow find even clean showers dirty and not very enjoyable.
But bath is relaxing for me and if the water gets a bit dirty, I have no problems with it and would not shower before bathing to get the water cleaner because it is very ridiculous.

Which way of self-cleaning do you prefer?

Sitting in a tub of your own filth is disgusting. Apparently Americans take 5.9 showers a week!? What in the actual fuck? I Shower twice a day every day and in the summer 3 times a day.

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Shower seems like the correct answer.

But we might be doing it wrong since celebs like taking baths......

...... and drowning. Let's stick to showers.

 

[Romulus]

Yeah the whole idea of soaking in fecal matter from your own ass isn't relaxing. That's the 2nd body part that touches that water after your feet.


Running water has always been cleaner. Shower vs basically sitting in a pond of your own filth.

 

[Romulus]

Yeah the whole idea of soaking in dirt/sweat and fecal matter from your own ass isn't relaxing. That's the 2nd body part that touches that water after your feet.

Do you think the fecal matter from your ass that you wiped suddenly vanishes into thin air when you dip your dirty ass into the water? Nope, remember that and wipe your face with it.

Running water has always been cleaner. River, stream, etc vs basically sitting in a pond of your filth. A shower is the modern equivalent of a clean stream. Keep your filth moving away from you.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Sitting in a tub of your own filth is disgusting. Apparently Americans take 5.9 showers a week!? What in the actual fuck? I Shower twice a day every day and in the summer 3 times a day.

I do the same. Once in the morning before work, once when I get home (right before dinner). And then one more before bed if I went somewhere in the evening and got home gross.

For people who only shower once per day, I wonder if they do it in the morning or at night. If they do it before work, then rest of day/bedtime is getting grimey. If they do it at night, then they'll be unwashed all morning and day at work or school.

 

[adamsapple]

Shower.

I ain't got time for a leisurely bath.

 

[Days like these...]

If I were to take a bath I'd shower first

 

[Illiterate Actual]

Seeing two chicks cleaning my shower would be way more arousing than whatever I thought was going on at first.

 

[dorkimoe]

im too tall to sit in a tub comfortably..and i dont like sitting in my own filth. Shower all day

 

[calistan]

Bath 100% (my house doesn't have a shower) and I'll sit in there for the best part of an hour, reading a book. Maybe take a piss to warm it up if it starts getting cold. I love my bath.

 

[GateofD]

Most people don’t have bathtub worth bathing in.

 

[KyoZz]

40 minutes shower.

 

[Robot Carnival]

if I have a good setup for both, I'll go with shower for day to day and bath for when I want to relax.

 

[Durien]

Most people don’t have bathtub worth bathing in.

Holy crap, THIS. One of the things I love about Japan is having a bathtub I can be submerged in. As a 6 foot tall dude in the US, baths freakin suck. If you are taller than a medium sized child there is no way you will have all body parts under water at the same time in a standard bath tub.

 

[diffusionx]

On Seinfeld they described taking a bath better than any I have seen - sitting in a tepid pool of your own filth.

 

[AJUMP23]

Shower keep it hot and clean.

 

[Durien]

On Seinfeld they described taking a bath better than any I have seen - sitting in a tepid pool of your own filth.

But this is where Japan has it down. You shower before you get in the bath and their baths are temperature regulated. None of this, get in and the water is 40 degrees in 5 minutes. The water stays a nice hot temp until you get out.

 

[newtypepilot]

the best shower I've had was in Macau.

If ya know, ya know

 

[Durien]

the best shower I've had was in Macau.

If ya know, ya know

Everyone knows their showers are golden.

J/K

 

[Celcius]

I started taking showers a few years ago and never went back

 

[poppabk]

If I take a bath it is purely for relaxation or recuperation - I take a shower after having a bath.

 

[Pimpbaa]

The shower, I prepare meals while I bathe.

 

[freefornow]

Quick shower long bath. Clean and getting those muscles soaked.

Well, now it just seems more complicated. I'm a simple man.

 

[El Muerto]

Definitely shower. Have a shower beer, and use the bathroom at the same time. Waffle stomp those turds down the drain.

 

[Trunx81]

Normally shower, but if it’s a cold day and I’ve been outside, half frozen, I enjoy a warm bath. I can even make it a bubble bath with just my body.

 

[BlackTron]

Step 1 Take bath to relax
Step 2 Take shower to wash off all the bath water
Step 0 Install bigger hot water tank

 

[Days like these...]

These bath people are the same ppl doom scrolling while shitting and the same people that act disgusted at shoes in the house as if they're eating off the floor.

 

[Dr. Suchong]

The shower, I prepare meals while I bathe.

I love that episode

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Step 1 Take bath to relax
Step 2 Take shower to wash off all the bath water

See GAF, it wasn’t that hard. Literally just two steps you had to do in reverse order.

I just took a bath yesterday. I only do it every few months because it takes so much water, but nothing beats immersing yourself in a hot tub when you’re just done gardening or some other activity like that.

Of course, for everyday cleaning, a shower is quicker and more eco-friendly.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

Neither.

username checks out.

 

[Zathalus]

Shower for cleaning, bath for relaxing.