UFF uncensored is up:
HA Double vs. Sno.
Judges: Shaheim Reid, Kid Capri & Amadeus
Sno did this boy dirty, where HA really fucked up is by spending all of his rounds doing wordplay, his PG battles were much more diverse than this SMH.
K-Shine vs Dna
Second Round. I probably don't even need to say anymore but I will.
"If he dies, he dies"
Wyclef bout to pass out. Smack and Mickey going bonkers. Lil Cease about to drop his drink. T-Rex grabbing any ass he can find.
DEAD @ Viscant
All good picks. And that K-Shine 2nd round is unreal. GIVE EM THAT MACHO CAMACHO had me spin back in my seat.
I feel like no punches hit harder than they do in street rap. It's raw, it's gully, it changes your facial expression. Some of my favourite, underrated punches:
Big Ts 1st vs. Deacon Frost - This is actually the first URL battle ever. Great throwback.
Don't let me hear you're cremating her..
I'll go to the crib..
AND LEBRON JAMES THE REMAINS OF HER!
Hitman Holla's 1st vs. Arsonal
If you don't understand my warning, I bet your daughter do.
It's a basic line, and in any other circumstance would be filler, but the way he delivered it was so fucking visceral, and the fact that there was real tension there made it better.
Danny Myers' 2nd vs. Mark Miner
I bring that MAC 'round, I'm dumb hard,
I got a gun so big, when I walk, I can hear this n***a patting down my gun bars
A complete mindfuck of a bar, and thats also what makes it so great.
Aye Verb's 1st vs. Hollow Da Don
These fraud ass battle rap n***as we can't stand that
Heard he be snitchin', so let me find out he pointing fingers, so I'll pull his hand back
Promo van blam'd at
Whole fucking fam whacked
His wifey: duct taped, ceram-wrapped and Amtrak'd
Throughout the entire battle, the dude behind him is stone faced until this line. This battle is Hollow's only loss IMO. Verb one of the nicest ever to do it.
Ill Wills 3rd vs. Lottazay
(Rebuttal)
Shit, this motherfucker can't handle me
Well if I'm a mom, then you're a son, and I'm Casey Anthony
This didn't get the reaction I expected.
Money Bagz' 3rd vs. Real Deal
Chop him into pieces, it's looking like Crystal Lake here
Then write a rhyme with your skull in my hand, I'm Shakespeare
Money Bagz is mad underrated.
Bigg K's 2nd vs. Rosenberg Raw
Your bitch top the whole crew, we the toupee clan
She suck dick to pay her fraud mobile 2-way plan
She's got the fucking IQ of a 2 Chainz fan
And I be bussin' through her walls like the Kool Aid Man
Math Hoffa's 1st vs. Dose in their rematch
Haters say you gave me my shine, I'm like enoughs enough
You're about to hear my hardest punchline... like when I fucked you up.
..and his 2nd round
Dose... get in ya zoooooone if you want to get it in
But if you get close... my knucklebooooones gon' hit your chin
..and his 3rd round
Tear his wig off, I'm chemo'
Low with the tools in your hood, I'm Debo
I'll put a peep hole through you and two of your peoples
You'll die from one round, but they'll still say it's a 3-0
You blew the opportunities that BET lent you
Philly n***as hate you, the B-E-T against you
You ain't got BARS like that
You do the running man, you ain't hard like that
I know y'all like damn.. why he ain't tap his jaw like that?
But Ima be there next battle, so I can bring these bars right back
This is also one of the greatest battles ever, both of them came with it. Math's clowning went into X-Factor