This is not an Onion article?
Bear cracks open your bear? Crack the bear open.
Bears can rip the shit out of cars, what makes people think they can't open or puncture some cans?
I wonder what a hangover would feel like for a bear lol
I don't believe the suspect has been identified so posting this picture is wrong, no matter what species is in question.
And furthermore the bears had finished off all the food and drink in the house - including all the marshmallows, chocolate spread, honey and over 100 cans of beer.
I LOLed.how did they open the can?
I LOLed.
It's a bear. You think they eat with forks and knives as well?
how did they open the can?
It's a fucking bear, how do you think?
I wonder if Paddington Bear was invited to it?
Paddington is a snitch.
"They had a hell of a party in there," cabin owner Even Borthen Nilsen told NRK. "The cabin has the stench of a right old piss up, trash, and bears."
Let the bears pay the bear tax! I pay the Homer tax!
With their bear hands.
This is the most fearsome kind of bear
That is why I have Bear insurance. It works great, never had any bear problems.
Let the bears pay the bear tax! I pay the Homer tax.
I would have liked to see the effects of the beer on the bears hahaha.
This is the most fearsome kind of bear
This is the most fearsome kind of bear
With their bear hands.
unbearable