Only vaguely related, but here's a small monkey annoying a capybara.Can a beaver take on a chimpanzee?

Only vaguely related, but here's a small monkey annoying a capybara.Can a beaver take on a chimpanzee?
Imagine what happens when Justin Beaver bites you
What about an MMA fighter?
The fucker didn't even make an alert noise, totally vicious.
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Brest man killed by beaver.
Animals being animals. People just need to leave wild animals alone.
I once saw a beaver walking through a Burger King Drive through in London, Ontario. Little did I know my car was the only thing separating me from certain death.
did he order something?
He probably robbed the place.
The fucker didn't even make an alert noise, totally vicious.
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Shit, our nickels just got a lot more badass all of a sudden
I shouldn't have, but I laughed.Youtube said:What kind of idiot lets a beaver kill him?
I shouldn't have, but I laughed.
I thought for days about making this thread, but I couldn't find a good pun (only crap such as "Leave it to beaver" or "In Belarus, beaver kills you").
Really tragic story though.
The entire existence of the Beaver is to be a cunt.
Hey man, let me build this cool beaver house and flood this entire forest.
Guys, I am going to chop down a shit load of trees and use 1 of them.
And people think I'm an asshole for wanting to trap beavers for fur. IM DOING A PUBLIC SERVICE.
Normally I would agree but... c'mon. If I'd have run into one I probably would have pulled out my phone and tried to record some video at what I thought would be a reasonably safe distance, too.
silly beaver, burger king isn't worth robbing
Capybara are like the anti-beaver.
They have no fucks to give about anything except eating and shitting into the same water they swim in.
And holy shit I want one.
Monkeys are assholes. Capybara was just chilling and those little fuckers annoyed him.
This is how Canada will win the war, just so you know.
Artillery strike the beaver dams. Beavers too occupied rebuilding to attack.Yea, if we can't demoralize our enemies by feeding them maple syrup then as a last stand, we unleash the beavers of war.
Artillery strike the beaver dams. Beavers too occupied rebuilding to attack.