Beavers ain't no joke; deadly attack caught on film

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Can a beaver take on a chimpanzee?
Only vaguely related, but here's a small monkey annoying a capybara.

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Where I work we have squirrels that have gone beyond being merely "tame". These little fuckers will actually stand their ground. I'll be walking along a path from one building to another, a squirrel will be sitting in the middle of it. When I get to about 10-15 feet away, he'll stop whatever he's doing and look me right in the eye. And he won't budge until I'm practically on top of him. They've climbed up people's legs and jumped onto their tables to get at their lunches. Pretty sure the End of Days is getting close.
 
I once saw a beaver walking through a Burger King Drive through in London, Ontario. Little did I know my car was the only thing separating me from certain death.
 
I thought for days about making this thread, but I couldn't find a good pun (only crap such as "Leave it to beaver" or "In Belarus, beaver kills you").

Really tragic story though.

what's tragic about it?

The entire existence of the Beaver is to be a cunt.

Hey man, let me build this cool beaver house and flood this entire forest.

Guys, I am going to chop down a shit load of trees and use 1 of them.

they don't use one tree and they help with the water tables, plus they're state licensed contractors.

And people think I'm an asshole for wanting to trap beavers for fur. IM DOING A PUBLIC SERVICE.

but...you are.

Normally I would agree but... c'mon. If I'd have run into one I probably would have pulled out my phone and tried to record some video at what I thought would be a reasonably safe distance, too.

maybe he wasn't a safe distance. he just got unlucky that the one he ran into was probably rabid.

silly beaver, burger king isn't worth robbing

uh... triple whopper is still the best.
 
PSA to all humans: Wild animals will kick our asses every time. Stop bothering them unless you got a big stick with lots of point bits or a gun.
 
That beaver in the video gave him only one "fuck off" look as a warning. Just one. He should have listened.
 
We have a taxidermied groundhog in our cabin my dad shot dead one day. He told me those animals' bites can cause deep and nasty cuts.
I checked it out yesterday and was surprised how big and sharp it's teeth are.

it looks like a smaller, furrier beaver with a normal tail.

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(not my groundhog)

I can totally understand that a beaver can cause some serious harm.
 
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