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[themadcowtipper]

I think it is time once again to post your favorite confession from http://grouphug.us/


a few to get started....

I write naughty stories about cute little animals having sex.







Oh. And I am ghey.

i had a wet dream about my mother

 

[radioheadrule83]

Not favourites, just picked some random ones...

i can't stand being in a long distance relationship and want to just have sex with all the guys i've gotten phone numbers from and stop kidding myself.

whoever the other half is, owned.

Yesterday while i was masterbating in the shower, thinking of my ex gf i put a finger up my ass. I havent had that good of a orgasm in a long time

Hi, i'm in love with ... counterstrike. i want to copulate with it vigorously.

I want to fucking kill every motherfucker who has ever hurt an animal in their life. I put them on a lower level of scum than almost everyone else, even rapists.

O....kay.....

Sometimes when I wipe after pooping I get poop on my finger.

Sometimes I smell it.

Sometimes I worry that if the opportunity were to arise, I would rape someone. I've held back from it on many an occasion, but its getting easier to get a little closer.

I have other problems. I think im dead inside, like Patrick Bateman dead inside.

i like the lost prophets

I know what the Priory if Sion is hiding and why. I know what the Holy Grail actually is. The church is lying to you all and you happily lap it up. FOOLS! M

 

[Acrylamid]

There's a similar livejournal site with postcards containing secrets - does anyone have the URL?

 

[pollo]

while i was masturbating, i was thinking about eating a grilled cheese sandwich.

:lol

 

[pollo]

heres on i genuinely like

When I was seventeen, I was on the beach with my family, playing frisbee. The wind was strong and made it impossible to play. A few seagulls were flying dangerously low and, in the impulse of a thought, I lauched the frisbee at the closest one. Must have been five feet from my face. It kept flying, but it didn't do anything to deserve it.

masochist...

 

[Shawn]

the guy who admits that he wants to rape someone is seriously frightening.

 

[ronito]

Man that site's wierd. One second I'm laughing, the next I'm disgusted or disturbed. I LOVE IT!

 

[pollo]

ahahaha
best advice ever.

I have this friend that's totally emo and talks about killing himself. He should hurry the fuck up because I'm sick of his shit.

 

[Kuroyume]

I want to fucking kill every motherfucker who has ever hurt an animal in their life. I put them on a lower level of scum than almost everyone else, even rapists.

I agree with this guy...

 

[Jdw40223]

My cool ranch doritos aren't fully flavored. I had to look at the bag to figure out how to spell Doritos.

doorettos. geez.

 

[Crispy]

i had a wet dream about my mother

Well, we all had one of those one time or another....right?.....RIGHT!?!?

 

[demon]

Well, we all had one of those one time or another....right?.....RIGHT!?!?

Yep. I had a wet dream about your mother last night.

 

[Litigation Manuel]

430710228


I put so much importance on my virginity, I woke up thinking I had a vagina once.

:lol

 

[Lemurnator]

i got really lonely today so i drew a face on the part of my hand where the index finger and thumb meet and pretended it had a mouth so i could talk to it.

rofls

 

[bob_arctor]

731563551


im so fucking horny, i want my dick sucked!

That isn't so much a confession as it is a no-brainer. Zing!

 

[Flaming Duck]

There's a similar livejournal site with postcards containing secrets - does anyone have the URL?

PostSecret

 

[Banjo Tango]

My mother thinks I'm gay, she's always hinting and saying it's ok to "come clean" and nothing is wrong with it, she'd accept me, etc.

Which is nice, except I'm MARRIED and have been for the past six years, with two lovely kids (her grandkids). Yet my mother keeps at it.

Oh, and actually I am gay.

.

 

[acoustix]

I got mad at my friend joey when I was 10 because his dad bought him Mortal Kombat II and I was jealous, so I decided to burn his garage down by setting the trash on fire. Right after I started the fire, I felt really bad and ran home and got a bucket of water and ran back, and his dad discovered me putting out the fire, and gave me 50 bucks for saving his garage.

:lol

 

[Wendo]

^^ :lol

 

[Ninja Scooter]

i think i broke my own hymen.

 

[demon]

PostSecret

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/296/2612/1024/girl.jpg

:lol

 

[Ninja Scooter]

:lol

 

[mas9055]

I sometimes wonder what it would be like to have lesbian sex with my stepsister.

Who doesn't?

One of my friends is his roomates bitch. He regularly dresses up in women's lingerie and puts a spiked collar on. His roomate pulls him around by a leash. Dan is Joe's bitch.

When I was 16 I was having lesbian sex with my 10 year old cousin and playing with her 13 year old brother too.

Hmmmm....

I called my friend Matt, Harry Potter behind his back. It's mean to him, but he does share a shocking resemblence with the scar-headed freak...

Seems pretty mad right? But Wait!

...I want to fuck Harry potter. that is why I want to fuck Matt. Fuck me hard.

Where the hell did that come from?

 

[Wendo]

ok, so we're at this work party right, and this one kid from the studio gets totally fucked right up. so fucked up that he passes out on the floor in the bathroom. fully spread out on the ground. TKOed. so rather than helping him to a better place to sleep we roughed up his clothes pretty bad and undid his pants. then my friend kicked him in the asshole soooooo hard that he slid a few feet across the floor. other than moving from the impact he didn't even twitch. then we bought a whole bunch of condoms from the machine that was right there and put some soap in them and littered them around him. poor bastard never said a word but i never saw him drink anything alcoholic after that....he's also very homophobic now....i kind of feel bad, but whenever i see him i can't help but laugh. i still think it was the greatest prank ever....

...that's messed up.

 

[Cubsfan23]

My online girlfriend thinks my penis is 4 inches long. But really it's 6 inches. Boy is she gonna be in for a suprise.

.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

My online girlfriend thinks my penis is 4 inches long. But really it's 6 inches. Boy is she gonna be in for a suprise.

errr......

Not as surprised as that dudes gonna be when he sees how ugly she probably is if shes that willing to settle......

i really want someone to take me up the back passage

im a girl btw, just so ya know

where is the email sender button on this website?

 

[Amakusa]

Creepy! Its was on my Birthday!!

 

[Do The Mario]

...that's messed up.

It's messed up but i couldn't help it :lol ...

 

[mr.beers]

^^^^^^
thats fucking sad

 

[DJ_Tet]

grouphug provides laughs, sadness, and HOT FUCKING STORIES

It's like, the perfect website, except my confession didn't get posted. Some shit...

 

[Wendo]

I was reading through some more of these and couldn't help but laugh at this one:

I am a very sad man. I am a 16 year old boy (just turned 16) and I recently got a copy of Halo 2. It is the best game ever!

But playing the game just wasn't satisfying enough. For some strange reason I felt the urge to have sex with the disk. I lubed up my memeber and put it through the hole in the middle. It was the best masturbation I have ever had! It though because I was overly horny, I used butter as lube and now my Xbox can't read the disk. A great waste of $60!

How could that even work? :lol

 

[Mupepe]

How could that even work? :lol

Good god, that's a small member.

 

[xsarien]

I was reading through some more of these and couldn't help but laugh at this one:



How could that even work? :lol

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I present Exhibit A in the case of "Why I Don't Buy Used Games."