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[cvxfreak]

As I'm going into college, I realized that I need to get some kind of nice job to keep myself preoccupied, and to earn a little cash, too. Plus, a job might be fun and it'd look good on the resume.

So of all jobs, I've peeked at becoming a peer sex educator. This will never become a full blown major or even minor of mine, but I think that if I could hang out at high schools or clincis every Wednesday or something and counsel people about sex and perhaps other stuff, it'd be a great experience.

Knowledge-wise, I know just about everything, or know where to refer to. But there are a few questions I have.

1. Do we have to be non-virgins? I assume no, but hey...
2. Am I too young or something? I'll be 18 in June.
3. How do I sign up for training and stuff?
4. Will I need a fullblown degree of superpowers or something?

...yeah, maybe I'm just being way to ambitious.

 

[Matlock]

"Yes, Mr. Freak...uh...If a girl, let's say her name is Jill, came in asking about the problems behind a threesome, what would you say?"

"Uh...uh...goddamnit."

 

[cvxfreak]

"Yes, Mr. Freak...uh...If a girl, let's say her name is Jill, came in asking about the problems behind a threesome, what would you say?"

"Uh...uh...goddamnit."

I just knew you were going to say that.

Spoiler

Well, not really, but still, I KNEW you were going to say that. :lol

 

[Eminem]

"Yes, Mr. Freak...uh...If a girl, let's say her name is Jill, came in asking about the problems behind a threesome, what would you say?"

"what is this jill's phone number?"

 

[AirBrian]

"I don't know the answer to your questions, but I do know the answer to THE question: Resident Evil 4."

 

[Matlock]

"If a man unzips his pants, and flops out a ten inch penis, what would you say?"

"That's not just a poisonous snake, that's a monster!"

 

[cvxfreak]

OK Matlock, answer the question.

 

[Matlock]

I really have no idea. Maybe you should, you know, ask someone where you'd like to work.

 

[drohne]

just refer your advisees to gaf. it'll be awesome.

anecdote: a friend of mine did something like that job when we were in high school. one kid asked him, in all apparent seriousness, the following question: "when a dude reams you up the ass...does it, like, BLEED?" my friend isn't at all gay. nor, as far as i know, was his questioner. curious.

 

[Eminem]

actually, just post all the questions here. tell the people to come see you again in a day, and simply hand them a link to the thread you started.

 

[aoi tsuki]

This thread presents so many opportunities for poor attempts at lowbrow sexual humour that i don't think i'll post any of them.