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[Ionian]

It’s porn. Is your criteria when deciding what porn to watch “Will this chick fuck me?”

That’s mental dude

So you admit to wanking to her.

You do you. I couldn't, then again I have a girlfriend.

Had a girl that was Italian, she caught me wanking, was awkward. She was asleep. Finished the job though, she was so angry.

Slapped me the next day, I laughed and she went to go again. I grabbed her arm. Then fucked off to the pub.

Never fuck with Silcians. Ever. They are a beautiful but fiesty. She had a Russian name as well, her grandfather fought in WW2. Her father refused to speak about it. I never found out why.

Father also had a Gamorra, her Mother accepted it. I thought it was crazy.

Best Pesto ever though!

 

[West Texas CEO]

I’ve never paid for porn, outside of some porn mags while backpacking through Europe many many years ago. Both her vids are on like a billion websites

If she ever got dp'ed, blacked, or bukkaked, I might be tempted to throw her a few shekels..

 

[I collect VHS tapes]

So you admit to wanking to her.

You do you. I couldn't, then again I have a girlfriend.

Had a girl that was Italian, she caught me wanking, was awkward. She was asleep. Finished the job though, she was so angry.

Slapped me the next day, I laughed and she went to go again. I grabbed her arm. Then fucked off to the pub.

Never fuck with Silcians. Ever. They are a beautiful but fiesty. She had a Russian name as well, her grandfather fought in WW2. Her father refused to speak about it. I never found out why.

Father also had a Gamorra, her Mother accepted it. I thought it was crazy.

Best Pesto ever though!

I’m married and my wife doesn’t give a fuck if I jack off to porn

 

[West Texas CEO]

my wife doesn’t give a fuck if I jack off to porn

that's probably because she's banging the mailman.

 

[I collect VHS tapes]

that's probably because she's banging the mailman.

Our mailman is like 60 and fat, poor guy looks like he could use some lovin’

 

[Ionian]

I’m married and my wife doesn’t give a fuck if I jack off to porn

Sicilian women, or at least the one I was with for 8-9 years, got jealous.

They want to be fucked, you shame them with a wank. Took me forever to convince her it was ok.

Met her at my 21st, we fell in love. I cried when she left, parents came to take her back.

Visited Sicily I was warned her ex was in the Mafia. We took ectasy for the plane, I look fucked in the pictures I have for the visit.

But I bought two terrapins, headbanger and clothes-hanger were their names. They sell them on the streets. She kept one, one I had got too big so donated it to an animal shop. The shop owner didn't believe his luck. Went back to visit as I missed him. Price was 200 pounds. I paid 5.

Went back again, was sold.

 

[*Nightwing]

Return of the queen!

Awwwyeeeeaaahhh!

 

[UnNamed]

Ok, she's cute, but doing porn was a stupid idea for me. She was famous for being a soft porn celebrity on twitch, now she's just another average cosplayer doing porn, and she's not even good at it. Usually girls do porn for money, she already had lot of money doing nothing.

 

[chromhound]

The simping is strong here

 

[GloveSlap]

Normally i don't care for these kind of people, but i like Belle. Her stuff is always self aware and funny in a stupid way.

 

[chromhound]

I’m married and my wife doesn’t give a fuck if I jack off to porn

i used to watch porn with my ex

 

[Ionian]

i used to watch porn with my ex

Bet you it didn't go well.

Women get jealous.

 

[Calling 911 Melts Beams]

hello fellow heterosexual men let us discuss jerking off

 

[Ionian]

hello fellow heterosexual men let us discuss jerking off

Isn't that the point?

I'm sure women jerk to her too.

Is a thing, haha.

 

[poppabk]

Isn't that the point?

I'm sure women jerk to her too.

Is a thing, haha.

Woosh

 

[Ionian]

Woosh

Ah my bird wanked to Sailor Moon. She kissed a girl when we first met. Stunned me. Then we kissed, was hot as fuck. (also confusing).

 

[Ionian]

Ah my bird wanked to Sailor Moon. She kissed a girl when we first met. Stunned me. Then we kissed, was hot as fuck. (also confusing).

 

[chromhound]

Bet you it didn't go well.

Women get jealous.

no it was fun lol. We were doing reviews lol

 

[Ionian]

no it was fun lol. We were doing reviews lol

I stupidly replied twice. Can a Mod please remove?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

hello fellow heterosexual men let us discuss jerking off

Weiners rule.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

hello fellow heterosexual men let us discuss jerking off

Pretty standard in my experience. Usually after about 10 minutes of two hetro men getting to know each whacking it comes up.

 

[teezzy]

i like her feet

 

[Nobody_Important]

Not the first time a thread has made me worry about you guys.

 

[sinnergy]

i like her feet

What do they look like?

 

[teezzy]

What do they look like?

5 toes each

 

[Calling 911 Melts Beams]

5 toes each

thats a lot

 

[DeafTourette]

I found some of her vids for free. She's got a pretty face and cute smile. Thin but nice boobs and a pretty punany. She seems miniature.

 

[Sybrix]

She seems miniature.

I think you've cracked why she has so much appeal to a 'certain' type of person

 

[Konnor]

5 toes each

Oh yeah, that's the stuff

 

[sinnergy]

5 toes each

Amazing

 

[Mattyp]

Her porn is awkward as hell, I’ll admit that. But I’m all for hot chicks getting naked and recording it.

If you’re going to try to tell me she’s not hot, then yeah, that’s gay af

She ugly as fuck what are you talking about, just look at her in the happy hours podcast where she doesn’t get to decide every lighting angle.

Can’t imagine what she looks like without makeup and a wig

 

[Maiden Voyage]

i like her feet

 

[teezzy]

that's just disgusting dude

 

[Maiden Voyage]

that's just disgusting dude

I'm trying to reach out to you but you keep pushing me away.

 

[teezzy]

I'm trying to reach out to you but you keep pushing me away.

i like clean pretty feet on attractive women

appreciate legs, tits, a pretty face, and ass too

shame that foot fetishists have such a stigma to 'em

DONT KINK SHAME ME BIGOT

 

[jason10mm]

She ugly as fuck what are you talking about, just look at her in the happy hours podcast where she doesn’t get to decide every lighting angle.

Can’t imagine what she looks like without makeup and a wig

To be fair that's EVERY WOMAN EVER.

 

[GymWolf]

I banned people for less...

 

[Warnen]

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

She had her norks done?

 

[Putonahappyface]

i like clean pretty feet on attractive women

appreciate legs, tits, a pretty face, and ass too

shame that foot fetishists have such a stigma to 'em

DONT KINK SHAME ME BIGOT

 

[Maiden Voyage]

i like clean pretty feet on attractive women

appreciate legs, tits, a pretty face, and ass too

shame that foot fetishists have such a stigma to 'em

DONT KINK SHAME ME BIGOT

kink shaming is my kink

 

[chromhound]

She seems miniature.

She kinda look like a kid... I never understood...

 

[teezzy]

kink shaming is my kink

Kinkception

 

[Craig of War]

 

[teezzy]

You guys are about to get this thread locked lol

 

[Urban]

 

[Pejo]

i like clean pretty feet on attractive women

appreciate legs, tits, a pretty face, and ass too

shame that foot fetishists have such a stigma to 'em

DONT KINK SHAME ME BIGOT

*enters the chat*

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Maiden Voyage]

You guys are about to get this thread locked lol

You started it.

 

[teezzy]

You started it.

Technically brap was the OP

 

[Putonahappyface]

U UnNamed I've been meaning to ask you who the woman is in your avatar for a long time now. I recognise her from somewhere and I don't know if that should worry me or not lol.