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[SJRB]

Lol. I'm staying away from porn tbh, just realized just cause someone posted on another board. I didn't know and decided to give a heads up to you guys. Too late apparently. ahaha

 

[Yoshi]

How can this thread still exist when brap does not?

 

[Armorian]

Some full nudity or something is blocking pussy from camera? I have seen that already

 

[T8SC]

 

[TastyPastry]

STIFFLERS MOM GET ITT (@Stiflers Mom)

not even a feet guy but damn she has some sexy feet

 

[tkscz]

Holy shit I remember you from years ago. You’re the one who loves BBWs right?

Deja vu but yes, that's me.

 

[Lupingosei]

I am into anime and all that stuff, but I somehow never got her.

What is the thing about her, I am mean there are way better cosplayers out there.

Or is her self marketing just better?

 

[DKehoe]

Is she still a thing? I haven't heard about her in a while.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

I saw her take a shot to the face the other day. I wasn't impressed. I barely fapped.

 

[Javthusiast]

I am into anime and all that stuff, but I somehow never got her.

What is the thing about her, I am mean there are way better cosplayers out there.

Or is her self marketing just better?

She knows how to do memes and get attention. Cute, very expressive face. And barely legal jailbait looks, which I am sure a ton of people like. That’s why she’s so popular.

 

[Apeopleman]

Deja vu but yes, that's me.

You’re one of the last OGs on this site

 

[Jaysen]

I mean, I don't hate her for living her life....
.... but on the other side of the coin I'd feel like a failure as her parents. @_@

Won’t someone please think of the parents!

 

[Lupingosei]

She knows how to do memes and get attention. Cute, very expressive face. And barely legal jailbait looks, which I am sure a ton of people like. That’s why she’s so popular.

I get all of this, but still, I don't get her. Probably I am just too old. Especially when you think about it, there are a lot of people in porn, who would also check those boxes, but are nowhere as successful.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Unfortunately, she only gets sexier!!!

Thats heavily subjective..

 

[Prison Mike]

Insane Metal said:

Lol. I'm staying away from porn tbh,

 

[tkscz]

You’re one of the last OGs on this site

Really? I assumed there were still plenty of us still here.

I get all of this, but still, I don't get her. Probably I am just too old. Especially when you think about it, there are a lot of people in porn, who would also check those boxes, but are nowhere as successful.

Because we're not simps.

 

[Lupingosei]

Because we're not simps.

I used to pay for porn, technically this makes me a simp or not?

 

[TGO]

Really? I assumed there were still plenty of us still here.

 

[tkscz]

I used to pay for porn, technically this makes me a simp or not?

Paying for porn does not. Being a simp is more of having unhealthy levels of obsession for specific people to the point of damn near giving up their lively hood for someone who wouldn't look twice at them.

You paid for wanking entertainment, but you didn't sign up for a second mortgage just to have a specific porn star mention your name. There is a reason she made bank on bath water.

Are we becoming an endangered species?

 

[Lupingosei]

Paying for porn does not. Being a simp is more of having unhealthy levels of obsession for specific people to the point of damn near giving up their lively hood for someone who wouldn't look twice at them.

You paid for wanking entertainment, but you didn't sign up for a second mortgage just to have a specific porn star mention your name. There is a reason she made bank on bath water.

Ok, I am really way too old. I understand it is hard to date, but this sounds very depressing.

 

[Javthusiast]

I get all of this, but still, I don't get her. Probably I am just too old. Especially when you think about it, there are a lot of people in porn, who would also check those boxes, but are nowhere as successful.

The world works in mysterious ways. Billie Eillish is so boring and one note with her music, legit puts me to sleep, yet is immensely popular. xD

 

[TGO]

Are we becoming an endangered species?

Yeah, We are the Dr Dre & Snoop Dogg's in the sea of Lil Nas X's

 

[tkscz]

Ok, I am really way too old. I understand it is hard to date, but this sounds very depressing.

It's nothing but people who built up an idea of the perfect mate and these e-people fulfill that fantasy and speak in ways they've always wanted to hear. My problem is it's predatory in a way.

Yeah, We are the Dr Dre & Snoop Dogg's in the sea of Lil Nas X's

That's a dignified way of wording it.

 

[GamingKaiju]

I dug deep on the interwebz and found her porn. It sucks! any other porn site will have better stuff than hers, I think she uses her BF to play the dick he's punching weigh above his weight level lmao.

 

[Decontamination Silo]

Why no porn? You noticed advantages? Seriously asking

I've been off it for nearly two years now and the difference is night and day. Energy levels, ability to build muscle, assertiveness in social situations, confidence in general. The list goes on and on. It's like safe healthy steroids that your body naturally produces.

I'd recommend everyone give it a shot. Take a couple months off and if you don't see a difference you can always go back to beating your meat. It forces your body to do some evolutionary changes to get that nut. Gotta make the bod work for it. You'll be swimming in puss.

 

[Armorian]

I just watched her porn just now, it's surprisingly revealing but quite medicore by "porn standards" (lol).

 

[tsumake]

The world works in mysterious ways. Billie Eillish is so boring and one note with her music, legit puts me to sleep, yet is immensely popular. xD

There hasn’t been depressing teen music in a long time. She fills that void.

 

[Javthusiast]

There hasn’t been depressing teen music in a long time. She fills that void.

That is true. And I actually liked some of her first songs that had more actual singing instead of monotonous whispering.

 

[Tschumi]

I mean... Whoever the dude is who's filming her and giving her tips on rhymes and stuff must have had a pretty fun saturday a couple weeks back (i'm glad he got some fun because if he's the dude in her onlyfans porn videos he has a shrimp-like appendage, and that must make life tough)

 

[eyesabitdull]

My god, the flashbacks.....

Kate has a hoof?

Probably not safe for work http://www.staticnine.com/whatthehoof/ Doesn't really bother me although it's wierd as hell. I feel sorry for all you guys with foot fetishes. :lol

www.neogaf.com

Shesus my dude, you just sent me into a rabbit hole trying to find out what the hell was going in that thread.

I had no idea who Kate was, and who the thread was referring to. Had to google search and found an IGN forum thread from 2004 talking about the same thing where someone mentioned "Kate's Playground" and how she had a run in with a lawn mower as a kid and has a hoof that she hides in all her porn photos.

I haven't found any photos of her hoof though, so now i'm compelled to actually find them because you didn't give enough information.

Do you see what happens when you don't provide context?!

DAMN YOU, MIHOS!

 

[haxan7]

I can’t believe this thread was posted a year ago.

That year went fast as hell for me.

 

[tsumake]

That is true. And I actually liked some of her first songs that had more actual singing instead of monotonous whispering.

Same here. I initially thought she was a breath of fresh air. Then I realized she is completely manufactured.