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[haxan7]

Analyzing what I believe to be my own best compliment has led me to theorize that most compliments are superfluous and that reality is cruel and unfair.

 

[Ailynn]

Co-worker: "Wow- I had no idea you were transgender!"

She was probably just being kind, but it was still very nice to hear.

 

[Athena~]

Co-worker: "Wow- I had no idea you were transgender!"

She was probably just being kind, but it was still very nice to hear.

I have no idea either.

 

[Nikana]

I was told by my boss my professionalism in the work place is extremely helpful and nice.

 

[H4ze]

Someone once told me that I look like Keanu Revees after I grow a beard, made me pretty happy, still going for the beard look since then

 

[Slings and Arrows]

"you're cold and dead inside. You're an emotionless robot"

Compliment accepted

 

[Macapala]

"Hey! You're smarter than you look"

 

[Compsiox]

I regularly got compliments on my school work. You don't get any in college.

I can't recall any in particular.

 

[Cunth]

You don't get any in college.

Are you a white male by any chance?

 

[Compsiox]

Are you a white male by any chance?

Lol yes. I don't expect them in college. It's just something I noticed.

Edit: Also compliments on school work never meant much to me since I didn't care about anything I did in school.

 

[xrnzaaas]

I remember a hot neighbor telling me I look fit about 6-7 months after I went back to cycling on a daily basis after a long 10 year+ break. Felt like I made a good decision to work on my form.

PS. No, it's not a synopsis for a porn flick.

 

[plushyp]

I was told by my boss my professionalism in the work place is extremely helpful and nice.

Does that heart eyes emoticon mean you fell in love with your boss?

"you're cold and dead inside. You're an emotionless robot"

Who said that and why?

 

[SpartanN92]

“It’s huge!”

Spoiler

in reference to my Pokémon card collection

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Does that heart eyes emoticon mean you fell in love with your boss?


Who said that and why?

Some bitch, because it's true

 

[and 3 others]

I don't remember the 'best' compliment, but I remember the last one. About 6 weeks ago on one of the nice days, went for a bike ride, stopped to get fuel. A cute little thing walking back to her car said, "That's a pretty bike". Being quick witted as I am responded, "That's a pretty face". And then this happened.

 

[Airola]

"There are hot girls in your area looking to fuck you."
Got that on email! Not only once but several times!

 

[plushyp]

Some bitch, because it's true

Damn, sounds like a bad breakup.

 

[Cunth]

I don't remember the 'best' compliment, but I remember the last one. About 6 weeks ago on one of the nice days, went for a bike ride, stopped to get fuel. A cute little thing walking back to her car said, "That's a pretty bike". Being quick witted as I am responded, "That's a pretty face". And then this happened.

is your bike pink with flowers?

 

[and 3 others]

is your bike pink with flowers?

Pearl White and blue.

 

[Nikana]

Does that heart eyes emoticon mean you fell in love with your boss?

I wish. I'm not that cool.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Damn, sounds like a bad breakup.

It wasn't, it was some random bird I was smashing in to.

It's a compliment

 

[Bigrx1]

I got a compliment on my dick being big but I don't have a big dick. I shortly learned thereafter she had only been with 1 other guy so my competition was low.

 

[NeoGiffer]

 

[epicnemesis]

“I’m the luckiest girl in the world because I have parents like you and mommy” -My 4 year old

 

[kingbean]

I only recently lost my virginity to a friend of a friend.

She said I didn't fuck like it was my first time and that she was impressed I had the stamina to last until she finished.

 

[Stouffers]

My Mom once told me I had "bedroom eyes."

Spoiler

Actually a true story.

At least she didn’t say “DSLs”

 

[Romulus]

I literally beat the hell outta the hottest, most prissy girl I ever met in bed. 19 year old college student when i was like a 32 year old bouncer.
She left the next day with bruises all over her, sore as fuck and mentioned to me in a text that "felt violated and abused in ways she didn't think was possible. My body is in complete shock."

The text kinda made me feel bad, but she showed up again 8 hours later for more lol. Then it became the best compliment ever.

 

[JimmyRustler]

I literally beat the hell outta the hottest, most prissy girl I ever met in bed. 19 year old college student when i was like a 32 year old bouncer.
She left the next day with bruises all over her, sore as fuck and mentioned to me in a text that "felt violated and abused in ways she didn't think was possible. My body is in complete shock."

The text kinda made me feel bad, but she showed up again 8 hours later for more lol. Then it became the best compliment ever.

No disrespect, but fuck you man.

Spoiler

No offense, I'm just sour after reading this after coming out of a relationship with a women that was sexually unsatisfied with me. Fuck me though, how the fuck am I supposed to deliver when said girl is almost always in a shitty mood and then when she isn't I am supposed to deliver when needed.

 

[MetalAlien]

"I have no idea how you made that work!"

 

[Frogman_676]

A girl said i have beautiful eyes.

Also my therapist said she was curious just how smart i was, which is huge for me because my severe MI often has an effect on my cognitive abilities. If some of you have bad depression, think you know exactly what i mean. Thought slows down, concentration is greatly affected and yeah rationality wen't out the window a long time ago, which is why i'm in this state, lol.

 

[Romulus]

No disrespect, but fuck you man.

Spoiler

No offense, I'm just sour after reading this after coming out of a relationship with a women that was sexually unsatisfied with me. Fuck me though, how the fuck am I supposed to deliver when said girl is almost always in a shitty mood and then when she isn't I am supposed to deliver when needed.

To be honest, that just sounds like an impossible situation for anyone to deliver on though. I wouldn't feel bad about it at all. If she ever comes over drunk or something, don't give it to her. Let her suck you and secretly let yourself get to climax, then pull out and spray her face and leave. It's a great way to end things with girls like that.

 

[MaestroMike]

"you're cold and dead inside. You're an emotionless robot"

Compliment accepted

I dont know about cold and dead, but I go into Terminator mode all the time when I'm in the zone and working and not thinking, but like using muscle memory/reflexes and instinct.

 

[TaySan]

"Son, you are the reason why i drink every day."

 

[Slings and Arrows]

I dont know about cold and dead, but I go into Terminator mode all the time when I'm in the zone and working and not thinking, but like using muscle memory/reflexes and instinct.

Emotions are weakness.

 

[Tesseract]

i don't handle compliments well, feels like dying

 

[Macapala]

I don't remember the 'best' compliment, but I remember the last one. About 6 weeks ago on one of the nice days, went for a bike ride, stopped to get fuel. A cute little thing walking back to her car said, "That's a pretty bike". Being quick witted as I am responded, "That's a pretty face". And then this happened.

You fucked her at the service station??

 

[Mista]

“In all of my 25 years of service, you’re the best engineer I ever worked with”

He made me want to work better and harder even if I was doing all that already. Being responsible for people lives isn’t something easy. May his soul rest in peace now.

 

[and 3 others]

You fucked her at the service station??

Lol, obviously not.

 

[Cunth]

Being responsible for people lives isn’t something easy. May his soul rest in peace now.

 

[rubik's dude]

I used to get compliments on my beard from strangers almost 2-3 times a week, mostly from other dudes. It was strange, but appreciated.

 

[Ikutachi]

"I have a crush on you."