I was on a medical study, and I took this thing for 5 years, and it turned out all along it was a placebo. Good thing I never took it in the first place. I guess I am a good liar.
A prescription pills thread would be alot more fun.
I like Nyquil because it does a pretty good job of helping you sleep.
If you're interested in getting fucked up off of over the counter medicine (you will have to be out of all other options), then Vicks44, and Robitussin Cough (honey flavor) are safe and will do the job.