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[Dacvak]

I had a hot ass mexican girlfriend in high school.

One night after phone sex i tell her i want to put my sour cream on her taco. She had an orgasm every time.

How do I delete someone else’s post?

 

[*Nightwing]

Sweet Jesus I thought the title was referencing vagina, and In turn I once again a virgin if American Tacos aren’t real


Stay away from drugs kids and God bless all the lovely tacos of all nationalities!!

 

[NeverYouMind]

The best taco is not a taco at all. It is a gyros sandwich!

 

[West Texas CEO]

Thabs?

Are u making fun of my lisp?

 

[TheDreadBaron]

The best taco is not a taco at all. It is a gyros sandwich!

yeah it's funny how that's sometimes referred to as a sandwich, really more like a burrito, no?

 

[Days like these...]

No it's just you cant certain words on certain social media platforms and that has given rise to alternatives like unalive, departed, ypipo, heaux

 

[digital_ghost]

How do I delete someone else’s post?

 

[Durien]

Believe it or not there are some actual Mexicans who actually live in Mexico who aren't poor and can afford to make them a little more fancy than that.

They add a cilantro garnish.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

I had a hot ass mexican girlfriend in high school.

One night after phone sex i tell her i want to put my sour cream on her taco. She had an orgasm every time.

Instead of talking dirty to her I just talked about food.

Did she call you Papi?

 

[West Texas CEO]

Here are some level-up tips for making your own American tacos;

- prepare your own spice blend, those packets you buy in stores contain unnecessary additives.

- shred your cheese freshly with a grater and ditch that pre-packaged stuff, which has cellulose to prevent caking.

- La Tiara taco shells are superior to any other shell you can find in stores. You can commonly find these at Walmart, unironically.

- use Pico de Gallo over diced tomatoes, it's way more flavorful and delicious.

- use ground chuck and do not completely drain out all of the fat after browning, leave some in the pan because fat is flavor.

- there's no tangible taste difference with light sour cream versus regular, so you can cut some calories here if you wish.

- fresh garlic is your friend. Chopping a clove or two into your beef mixture while cooking will give it a new tasty dimension.

Happy Taco Thursday, people!

 

[DeafTourette]

No it's just you cant certain words on certain social media platforms and that has given rise to alternatives like unalive, departed, ypipo, heaux

I mean, I understand WHY they change words like that. Algorithm is too strict on some words so they'll flag a post if it says "dead/death", "white people", "hoes", "racist", etc. Especially when it's talking about sexual violence or pedos.

Those algorithms really go hard. I remember being flagged for "bullying" when I said "white people are the majority population of the US"

 

[digital_ghost]

Did she call you Papi?

No she called me little churro.

I had to walk leaning down to hold her hand. She was like 4ft 9inches.

 

[Days like these...]

No she called me little churro.

I had to walk leaning down to hold her hand. She was like 4ft 9inches.

Hahahaha little churro? Is that why you were having phone sex? You sure she was orgasming?

 

[Agent_Nobody]

Mexico is central America and Tacos didn’t exist before the Spanish landed…they are literally an American dish.

 

[jason10mm]

Mexico is central America and Tacos didn’t exist before the Spanish landed…they are literally an American dish.

Little known fact, it was a conquistador named Tomas Aguillera Castillo Ortega who created the dish!

 

[West Texas CEO]

Little known fact, it was a conquistador named Tomas Aguillera Castillo Ortega who created the dish!

 

[digital_ghost]

Hahahaha little churro? You sure she was orgasming?

That was the color of my skin. Thats why she called me churro. We never had sex and she never saw my penis. Just phone sex.

She left me for cheech-a-chong.

 

[Days like these...]

That was the color of my skin. Thats why she called me churro. We never had sex and she never saw my penis. Just phone sex.

She left me for cheech-a-chong.

Ok put the phone down and go touch some grass. This man deserves a tag.

 

[Agent_Nobody]

Little known fact, it was a conquistador named Tomas Aguillera Castillo Ortega who created the dish!

 

[AJUMP23]

It’s name is taco how can it not be its name.

 

[Dacvak]

Level up tips for making your own American tacos;

- make your own spice blend, those packets you buy in stores contain unnecessary additives.

- shred your cheese freshly with a grater and ditch that pre-packaged stuff, which has cellulose to prevent caking.

- La Tiara taco shells are superior to any other shell you can find in stores. You can commonly find these at Walmart, unironically.

- use Pico de Gallo over diced tomatoes, it's way more flavorful and delicious.

- use ground chuck and do not completely drain out all of the fat after browning, leave some in the pan because fat is flavor.

- there's no tangible taste difference with light sour cream versus regular, so you can cut some calories here if you wish.

Happy Taco Thursday, people!

Amen.

And for anyone that wants an easy taco meat recipe, here’s my super lazy method:

• 2 lbs ground beef
• 1 tbsp chili powder
• 1 tbsp cumin
• 2 tsp garlic powder
• 2 tsp onion powder
• 2 tsp smoked paprika
• 1 tsp dried oregano
• 1/2 tsp red pepper flakes
• 1 tsp salt
• 1 tsp black pepper

 

[Badlucktroll]

I heard that Taco Bell won the franchise wars. So it must be good.

 

[Arsic]

As a taco John’s fan, I think you need to go order a 6 pack and a pound so you can be cultured.

 

[Crownjo]

 

[Mitsurux]

I just happened to go to a rather authentic Mexican restaurant last night... and the Taco's as described in the OP were listed on the Menu as "Traditional Tacos' while the other various types of Taco's had other descriptive names which I should have took a picture of.

 

[Bry0]

Is a fish taco shaped like a fish?

 

[West Texas CEO]

Is a fish taco shaped like a fish?

No, but is smells like one.

 

[jason10mm]

Those things were a WEEKLY staple in my house as a kid, this commercial was us.....



And we topped it off with authentic Pace salsa, not that crap made IN NEW YORK CITY!!!

 

[West Texas CEO]

This one brought tears to my eyes;

 

[jason10mm]

I made a MILLION of those things when I worked at Taco Hell. Times were crazy back then, really emphasized how "don't give a shit" fast food work was even then. We had to be CONSTANTLY reminded that we shouldn't let someone order 5 bean burritos but "hold the beans, substitute meat" because it would create a "meat burrito" for the price of a bean one, saving the buyer about 10 cents a burrito. That the system even allowed this was a wonder, much less that folks figured it out and tried to exploit it.

Working fast food was a good motivator to study harder.

 

[Ophiuchus]

It might not be authentic, but if it’s got taco vibes, it counts.

 

[DavidGzz]

No. And as a Hispanic I find it offensive when I come to my wife making this shit.

 

[DavidGzz]

Disgusting thread. Guess I can't be too surprised, I always wonder how Taco Bell exists to this day.

 

[Lunarorbit]

I like both styles, but Taco Bell has become an abomination. Stay far away.

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

They tried to put a Taco Bell in Mexico and it was suicide. They can't even come close to tacos from Mexico.

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

I watch that video and it's a culinary disgrace.

 

[DavidGzz]

They tried to put a Taco Bell in Mexico and it was suicide. They can't even come close to tacos from Mexico.

Ha, now that you mention it, I don't remember seeing one the last time I went. Abominations.

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

Ha, now that you mention it, I don't remember seeing one the last time I went. Abominations.

It is an example of an abomination.

 

[TheUsual]

It is an example of an abomination.

This is a guilty favorite of mine. Taco Bell is just fast food and nothing more to me.