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Courtesy multiple sites:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
August 12, 2008
BIGFOOT BODY FOUND
DNA evidence and photo evidence to be presented at a
PRESS CONFERENCE
to be held on
Date: Friday, August 15, 2008
Time: From 12Noon-1:00pm
Place: Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto (A Crown Plaza Resort) 4290 El Camino Real, Palo Alto, California 94306

Searching for Bigfoot, Inc. Menlo Park, California
Tom Biscardi, CEO

BIGFOOT BODY FOUND - EVIDENCE AND DNA DETAILS TO BE PRESENTED AT A PRESS CONFERENCE ON FRIDAY, AUGUST 15th

FROM 12 N00N TO 1:00PM AT THE CABANA HOTEL-PALO ALTO IN PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA

A body that may very well be the body of the creature commonly known as “Bigfoot” has been found in the woods in northern Georgia.

DNA evidence and photo evidence of the creature will be presented in a press conference on Friday, August 15th from 12 Noon to 1:00pm at the Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto at 4290 El Camino Real in Palo Alto, California, 94306. The press conference will not be open to the public. It will only be open to credentialed members of the press.
Here are some of the vital statistics on the “Bigfoot” body:
*The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
*It weighs over five hundred pounds.
*The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.
*It is male.
*It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.
*It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and
five toes on each foot.
*The feet are flat and similar to human feet.
*Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five and three-quarters inches wide at the heel.
*From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its hands are
eleven and three-quarters inches long and six and one-quarter inches wide.
*The creatures walk upright. (Several of them were sighted on the same day that the body was found.)
*The teeth are more human-like than ape-like.
*DNA tests are currently being done and the current DNA and photo evidence will be presented at the press conference on Friday, August 15th.

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A picture has been released.

I was listening to Coast to Coast AM when I heard this news. There WILL be a press conference Friday.

Experts within the cryptozoology field are understandably skeptical, but there is A LOT of buzz around this.

 

[BillRiccio]

fake

 

[fistfulofmetal]

I love the conveniently placed "BigFoot" guts on top.

 

[VOOK]

So it's a gorilla in a small box?

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

fake

bingo

 

[msdstc]

Holy fucking shit if real... I seriously doubt this. This has to be a joke........... RIGHT?! OMG if real haha this is on the same level as proof of aliens if true.

fixed for wording better.

 

[fistfulofmetal]

The guy revealing this is an astronaut, it HAS to be true!

HOLY SHIT BIG FOOT IS AN ASTRONAUT?!??!!

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

Holy fucking shit if real... I seriously doubt this. This has to be a joke........... RIGHT?! OMG if real haha this is like finding a bigfoot or something.

fixed

 

[JavaMava]

I'll wait for Fox news to confirm it.

 

[msdstc]

fixed

yeah I knew somebody would fix that up. What I'm saying it's like finding 100% solid proof of alien life. It's really on the same level as that in terms of how famous the stories are.

 

[stressboy]

I'll wait for Fox news to confirm it.

Hannity will find out that Bigfoot is a liberal and call the whole thing fake.

 

[Night_Trekker]

I wonder how many members of the press will actually show up for this?

 

[kassatsu]

Was MonsterQuest on the scene XD

 

[esbern]

 

[BeEatNU]

wat? :lol

 

[esbern]

wat? :lol

its the two douchebags who said they had a video of an alien a few months back

 

[diunxx]

are they saving the feet pics for the press conference?

 

[WalkMan]

Reminds me of that episode of Scare Tactics that had Big Foot attack and RV.

 

[Night_Trekker]

Wow, the website that picture is from is amazing.

 

[echoshifting]

Come onnnnnn. Come onnnnnnn.

 

[stressboy]

I wonder how many members of the press will actually show up for this?

And which press. Are we talking CNN and NBC, or the people that show up on Coast to Coast AM.

 

[castle007]

:lol

 

[Aladuf]

Reminds me of that episode of Scare Tactics that had Big Foot attack and RV.

:lol I remember that, so great.

 

[speculawyer]

Courtesy multiple sites:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
August 12, 2008
BIGFOOT BODY FOUND
DNA evidence and photo evidence to be presented at a
PRESS CONFERENCE
to be held on
Date: Friday, August 15, 2008
Time: From 12Noon-1:00pm
Place: Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto (A Crown Plaza Resort) 4290 El Camino Real, Palo Alto, California 94306

Searching for Bigfoot, Inc. Menlo Park, California
Tom Biscardi, CEO
.

Menlo Park?

This must be some dot com or biotech company prank for some free press.

I wish I would have known about this 12 hours ago, I would have gone down and reported for GAF.

 

[speculawyer]

Oh wait . . . Friday? Perhaps I'll go down there and report. I'm betting this is a big joke.

This is Silicon Valley . . . we don't buy that shit here.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

JOHNYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wondered where he went after the costume party.

Anyways pretty cool, thats in a giant ass freezer, not a box.

 

[Door2Dawn]

Anyone else creeped out at the picture? Fucking scary..

 

[Iced_Eagle]

:lol :lol

Is the Lochness Monster giving the eulogy?

 

[Dead]

lol Bigfoot

Find me the body of a Yeti, THEN I'll be impressed

 

[Cianalas]

lol Bigfoot

Find me the body of a Yeti, THEN I'll be impressed

What if they're the same thing?

 

[B.K.]

Did he cut the feet off?

 

[brandonh83]

I'm sure it's just an old-school Star Wars fan that decided to live in the wild after the prequels came out and destroyed him

 

[Tornado Condor]

its the two douchebags who said they had a video of an alien a few months back

I REMEMBER THAT! What exactly happened with them?

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

Remember, it's up to us. If Bigfoot exists, then we must preserve his habitat so that future generations may enjoy him. Unless he doesn't exist, in which case they won't.

 

[Herpes Reasons]

same week a supposed el chupacabra is caught on police video? ....coincidence?

 

[msdstc]

I REMEMBER THAT! What exactly happened with them?

It was a pretty big deal on gaf. If I remember right they said they weren't going to release the full real footage until they release it in an upcoming documentary. Well it supposedly got leaked and looked ridiculous (even moreso than the early "fake leaks), so it just died almost immediately.

Oh yeah what was that about chupacabra being caught on tape?

 

[Tornado Condor]

It was a pretty big deal on gaf. If I remember right they said they weren't going to release the full real footage until they release it in an upcoming documentary. Well it supposedly got leaked and looked ridiculous (even moreso than the early "fake leaks), so it just died almost immediately.

dissapointmenton

 

[comedy bomb]

Oh yeah what was that about chupacabra being caught on tape?

There's some new police cam footage,where the car is following a dog-like thing as it runs down the road.

 

[msdstc]

There's some new police cam footage,where the car is following a dog-like thing as it runs down the road.

link?

 

[Karma Kramer]

I don't think this is real.

 

[Cianalas]

same week a supposed el chupacabra is caught on police video? ....coincidence?

I can at least understand where a bigfoot or yeti might fit into known taxons. What the hell is a chuapcabra supposed to be though? Is it some kind or reptile or mammal or what? The only way I can even think to explain it is as some sort of therapsid-like creature that survived to modern times and evolved bipedalism, but that's really stretching it.

 

[Rewrite]

:lol I'm calling bull. We'll see come this Friday.

 

[comedy bomb]

link?

I saw it on TV

 

[mAcOdIn]

Bah, photo evidence isn't evidence anymore as far as I'm concerned. Plus DNA evidence? What the hell does that mean? That they're gonna release it and we um, compare it with our other Bigfoot DNA samples? Oh, right.

I call scam, if bigfoot were found they wouldn't stuff him in a little chest and wait days for a press conference as the body went to shit. (And not show the body)


And I love the company name.

 

[msdstc]

:lol I'm calling bull. We'll see come this Friday.

Seriously I'm really pulling for it to be real. The thing is I'm one of those skeptics about all of this stuff, but at the same time I think it would be so awesome to be proven wrong on this stuff.

 

[comedy bomb]

http://www.ksat.com/news/17168071/detail.html

Here's a link to the "chupacabra" story.

 

[Easy_G]

Down the street from where I work, maybe I'll check out the ruckus during lunch.

 

[Herpes Reasons]

now that i get a second look at that thing. it looks like a coyote. stupid texans, everybody knows el chupacabra has feathers on its back.

 

[Cianalas]

http://www.ksat.com/news/17168071/detail.html

Here's a link to the "chupacabra" story.

Goddamn it. Why do people keep thinking coyotes or the carcasses' of people Chinese crested dogs are chupacabras?

now that i get a second look at that thing. it looks like a coyote. stupid texans, everybody knows el chupacabra has feathers on its back.

As a Texan, I'll say I don't know a single person who'd look at that and not see a coyote.

 

[Hitokage]

So uh, are they going to release DNA samples to other labs for confirmation or are we just going to have to take their word for it? I'm guessing the latter.