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[comedy bomb]

now that i get a second look at that thing. it looks like a coyote. stupid texans, everybody knows el chupacabra has feathers on its back.

I thought it was a furry lizard from outer space.

 

[Karma Kramer]

CNN.com has picked up the story with more pictures

 

[comedy bomb]

CNN.com has picked up the story with more pictures

: /

 

[Karma Kramer]

: /

Come on... anyone who thinks this is real... :lol

That is such a good song though. Enjoy it.

 

[comedy bomb]

Come on... anyone who thinks this is real... :lol

That is such a good song though. Enjoy it.

I don't think it's real, but it's fun to discuss at 2:30 in the morning. lol

 

[bathhouseterror]

So uh, are they going to release DNA samples to other labs for confirmation or are we just going to have to take their word for it? I'm guessing the latter.

Actually the former, from what I heard.

 

[mAcOdIn]

So uh, are they going to release DNA samples to other labs for confirmation or are we just going to have to take their word for it? I'm guessing the latter.

How would we confirm it with nothing but DNA?

 

[Karma Kramer]

I don't think it's real, but it's fun to discuss at 2:30 in the morning. lol

Yeah true. I should be getting to sleep... got a fucking in-grown toe-nail surgery thing tomorrow morning... which I am not looking forward to.

 

[comedy bomb]

How would we confirm it with nothing but DNA?

If it matches nothing known, then it's something new?

 

[Hitokage]

If it matches nothing known, then it's something new?

If these people were really sick they could have found a previously unknown animal but decided to dress it up in fur and claim it's bigfoot, but even that would get exposed eventually.

 

[bathhouseterror]

To be clear, the press conference is not being held in Menlo Park, CA. That, I assume, is the headquarters of "Searching for Bigfoot, Inc.", which is a website that picked up this release.

The actual conference is being held in Palo Alto, CA.

 

[Verano]

They killed Chewbacca.
:/

 

[comedy bomb]

They killed Chewbacca.
:/

SPOILER TAG THAT SHIT.

Spoiler

J/K

 

[viciouskillersquirrel]

Man, if they'd only reveal Bigfoot, the Yeti, the Yowie, the Bunyip, the Chupacabra and proof of aliens to the public, my childhood fantasy world would become reality

 

[AtticusFinch]

viral marketing confirmed in 3...2....

 

[BobTheFork]

Bigfoot is real...
and he's fucking dead, great.

 

[Xabora]

OH MY GOD!!













THEY FOUND MY GIMP CLOWN SUIT!

 

[comedy bomb]

Man, if they'd only reveal Bigfoot, the Yeti, the Yowie, the Bunyip, the Chupacabra and proof of aliens to the public, my childhood fantasy world would become reality

Don't forget the Mothman, Hellworms and God.

 

[flamingbs]

 

[AtticusFinch]

http://i34.tinypic.com/5tz18l.jpg

It took me a second to realize what you had done. Nicely played.

 

[Surreal]

It took 71 posts? Come on GAF...

 

[Ford Prefect]

: /

What are you, shy? Sasquatch doesn't have anything you haven't seen before.

 

[MMaRsu]

could be real, who knows.

 

[BobFromPikeCreek]

My birthday is the same day as the dumb conference. It's going to ruin my day.

 

[Hitokage]

http://i34.tinypic.com/5tz18l.jpg

jokerclap.gif

 

[Tashi]

Hahahahahaha, I'm in tears. Oh man too good. But seriously, I hope this thing is real. I was actually thinking to myself today while staring into my yard that If I so BigFoot walking across I would immediately chase after him. Shit, I would be in text books for hundreds of years.

 

[Cianalas]

What are you, shy? Sasquatch doesn't have anything you haven't seen before.

Sasquatch is something I haven't seen before!

 

[comedy bomb]

My birthday is the same day as the dumb conference. It's going to ruin my day.

Especially if it turns out to be real. All's everyone will want to talk about on your special day is an ape.

 

[Hitokage]

Sasquatch is something I haven't seen before!

:lol

 

[Karma Kramer]

My birthday is the same day as the dumb conference. It's going to ruin my day.

Happy Birthday! incase you don't remind me on Friday.

 

[Ford Prefect]

Sasquatch is something I haven't seen before!

*high five*

My birthday is the same day as the dumb conference. It's going to ruin my day.

Aww, no one will care about your birthday because the discovery of the century is taking place :lol

I'll say this now since later I'll be too entranced by the magic of Bigfoot: Happy Birthday!

 

[Dupy]

If this brings as much comedy as that alien video I'm in.

 

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Aww, no one will care about your birthday because the discovery of the century is taking place :lol

My dad's birthday is September 11th. I will now feel his pain.

 

[Pein]

Sasquatch is something I haven't seen before!

:lol

such a good episode

 

[Karma Kramer]

My dad's birthday is September 11th. I will now feel his pain.

Oh man that sucks. Can you imagine being him and waking up that day all pumped.

 

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Oh man that sucks. Can you imagine being him and waking up that day all pumped.

He said he got about 50 times more "OMG DID YOU HEAR??"s than "Happy Birthday!"s.

 

[Karma Kramer]

He said he got about 50 times more "OMG DID YOU HEAR??"s than "Happy Birthday!"s.

What a bunch of bitches. If I knew your dad... the first thing I would have told him that morning was happy birthday. I mean come on people... its his FUCKING BIRTHDAY HERE! Happens like once a year or something!

Jesus.

 

[BobFromPikeCreek]

I know right. Some people.

 

[Karma Kramer]

Its just sickening.

 

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Such a tragedy.

 

[Karma Kramer]

Makes me want to just vomit... is what it makes me want to do.

 

[BobFromPikeCreek]

When a man loses his birthday the terrorists truly have won.

 

[Karma Kramer]

I know... fucking Osama. Ruining your dads fucking birthday. What a bitch. Can't believe Bush let that mother fucker live.

 

[BobFromPikeCreek]

I bet he's laughing right now over all the ruined birthdays he has caused. What a bastard.

 

[Karma Kramer]

Just ruining a birthday, your Dad's fucking birthday, is absolutely disgusting. This is your Dad for christs sake. You only got one of them. And this turban wearing pig fucker... ruined the day of his fucking birth.

Thats it... I know now.. there is no god. There can't be.

 

[Rewrite]

:lol :lol So how about that Bigfoot aye?

 

[Karma Kramer]

:lol :lol So how about that Bigfoot aye?

You don't understand do you...? Way to be considerate asshole.

*sighs*

 

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Not just any birthday. The birthday. We had cake and everything.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

CNN.com has picked up the story with more pictures

I was banned for doing something similar...

 

[Karma Kramer]

Not just any birthday. The birthday. We had cake and everything.

Cakes are expensive too! And if its homemade then well... that takes a LOT of hard work and mental strain.