Bigfoot Press Conference Friday

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Supposed autopsy scheduled for monday.
New pictures today.
Story is switching over to a stream on CNN.com

I have dial up so someone else will have to update :(
 
OK, here's what we've got: the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner.
 
:lol This guy is hilarious, sounds like he's making it up as he goes along.

"Why didn't you take any footage of the live bigfoots in their den?"

"We did...uh...We actually have footage that...in the future we'll uh...release when it's not...blury...um.." :lol
 
Tritroid said:
:lol This guy is hilarious, sounds like he's making it up as he goes along.

"Why didn't you take any footage of the live bigfoots in their den?"

"We did...uh...We actually have footage that...in the future we'll uh...release when it's not...blury...um.." :lol
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:lol

I can't wait to see where this goes. Keep updating plz.
 
Saw these two douchebags admitting it was a hoax on youtube...then claiming they do actually have a real body so buy their book and tshirts.

Nothing to see here, people.
 
Papercuts said:
If they found it dead, how do they know it walks on 2 legs?
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anatomic?

how do we know how any dead animal would have moved in the past?

edit: oh and yeah, this definitely looks like a load of bollocks.
 
Papercuts said:
If they found it dead, how do they know it walks on 2 legs?
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they supposedly sawe live ones as well and supposedly have footage that they will SUPPOSEDLY be releasing in the future.. supposedly
 
Tritroid said:
Who's the guy that keeps jumping in front of the mic with grey hair? He sounds so angry.

"YOU PEOPLE!" :lol
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He's like the founder or leader of some Bigfoot organization that's been looking for him since the '70s.
 
LOL @ the reporter who asked:

"Based upon your descriptions, are there a lot of psychos in the bigfoot community?" :lol
 
Papercuts said:
If they found it dead, how do they know it walks on 2 legs?
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Bipedal animals tend to have larger hind legs than forelegs. You would also be able to tell from how the head is oriented on the neck. Bipedal primates (like us) also have a wider pelvis than quadrupedal knuckle walking apes. Also a forward pointing big toe to support the animal's weight as opposed to a "thumb toe" as seen in in the aforementioned knuckle walkers.
 
Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?
 
Jason's Ultimatum said:
Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?
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yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, maybe, no, maybe, no, yes
 
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