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[backflip10019]

Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?

Because we are the best of the best of the best, SIR!

 

[Dark Octave]

Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?

I believe in the sun...and even then I have doubts from time to time...

 

[Cranehand2ndComing]

I wouldn't be surprised if Bearded Guy is the Bigfoot.

 

[stressboy]

Because we are the best of the best of the best, SIR!

We got the tools, and we got the talent!

 

[Kolgar]

My stream just crapped out.

Could this baseball-wearing-cap-dude be any less articulate?

Jesus, what a circus.

Edit: Bearded Guy IS angry! "Deranged woman..." "You people..." "Blah blah blah, dear." LOL

 

[Zoltrix]

Did he say "moneys"?

 

[digita1alchemy]

Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?

If there's a steady paycheck involved...I'll believe anything you say.

 

[stressboy]

hahahahah.. he says there are between 3500 and 7000 of these across the U.S.

 

[Oreoleo]

Dude just said there are 3500 - 7000 bigfeet around the country. Would love to know where he got those numbers.

 

[ErasureAcer]

3,500-7,000 BigFoot on Earth.

:lol

There is no possible way he could know this.

 

[Tashi]

3500 - 7000 BigFeet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tritroid]

"How many times have you seen the skeleton of a bear in the woods?!"

...what? :lol

 

[Cranehand2ndComing]

Wow he's really fucking his argument right now with all this defensive speculative bullshit.

 

[AtticusFinch]

Ok, I gotta give credit to the bearded guy on the bear skeleton observation. He owned the reporter who asked that question. :lol

 

[Gaborn]

Wow he's really fucking his argument right now with all this defensive speculative bullshit.

Actually it's not an unfair point. Where's Steve Fosset's plane?

Edit - and I wrote that about 10 seconds before he said it.

 

[ErasureAcer]

FOX NEWS to be the first one to see the BigFoot.

:lol

 

[Alien Bob]

I can't wait until Geraldo opens up Bigfoot's vault

 

[Tashi]

"Yeah sure, and I've seen a bunch of Ghosts"

More like, "Yea sure, and I've seen a bunch of bigfeet"

 

[RiZ III]

This is hilarious :lol

edit: Why is the media even attending this when this has been debunked already.

 

[Kolgar]

OK, now this is turning into comedy gold.

"Sure you did, sir. Like I've seen a bunch of ghosts."

"Think about it... I'll go you one better... That's the kind of answer you're going to get from me..." LOL

Oooh, Meghyn Kelly from FOX will be the first one there.

 

[Tritroid]

Ok, so from the 3 DNA tests, the first came back inconclusive, the second came back as human, and the third came back as possum.

 

[backflip10019]

Dude just said there are 3500 - 7000 bigfeet around the country. Would love to know where he got those numbers.

Well, you would divide the number of bigfoots in Georgia by the circumference of the world and multiply that by the heat of the sun and add the lowest common denominator and ... 3500-7000!

God, these people are fucking dumb. :lol

 

[shoplifter]

"You'll have DNA evidence before you leave"

1) came back messed up
2) came back human
3) came back possum


......

 

[SuperPac]

This thing has got to be a hoax. Generally speaking, if you're legit are you really gonna be wearing a cap that has your URL on it or would you have created YouTube videos to mess with people "over the weekend" or whatever? No.

Also, where did they get the "7,000 of these things" number?

 

[Oreoleo]

Actually it's not an unfair point. Where's Steve Fosset's plane?

Edit - and I wrote that about 10 seconds before he said it.

I agree. The country's a big fucking place, there's no way we could cover every square mile and be able to definitively say, "Nope! No Sasquatch!"

 

[ErasureAcer]

Waiting for a friend to get back from holiday...as if a corpse of BigFoot isn't enough to get the guy to cut his vacation short...:lol

 

[Gaborn]

I agree. The country's a big fucking place, there's no way we could cover every square mile and be able to definitively say, "Nope! No Sasquatch!"

Yep, AGAIN, I'm skeptical of their claims. Still, it's not so completely impossible.

 

[SuperPac]

"I did have the name Gary, which I used as a stage name." WTF, hoax!

 

[AtticusFinch]

damn, this yokel is awesome.

 

[Hootie]

"You'll have DNA evidence before you leave"

1) came back messed up
2) came back human
3) came back possum


......

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[comedy bomb]

Ok, so from the 3 DNA tests, the first came back inconclusive, the second came back as human, and the third came back as possum.

Wat

:lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Tashi]

how do you get to be prominent in the BigFoot World?

 

[backflip10019]

"You'll have DNA evidence before you leave"

1) came back messed up
2) came back human
3) came back possum


......

:lol :lol :lol :lol

(BTW hilarious avatar)

 

[stressboy]

Didn't the hunt for Fosset's plane turn up wrecks of planes that had been missing for decades?

 

[ckohler]

The only people "examining" this are friends of the beard guy. Yeah, that's really following the scientific method. Lol. This is painful to watch.

 

[backflip10019]

how do you get to be prominent in the BigFoot World?

Just open up your asshole and start talking from it.

 

[Kusagari]

They should end this conference with some 'video proof' and have it be a rickroll.

 

[Tashi]

Just open up your asshole and start talking from it.

hahahahahahahaha

 

[DrEvil]

My name's Gary... naw, it's Matt!

Jesus, rednecks... they're talking about how they haven't made any money yet, wtf.. this is such a scheme!

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Beastiality confirmed.

 

[Oreoleo]

Yep, AGAIN, I'm skeptical of their claims. Still, it's not so completely impossible.

I'm a bit skeptical as well. But at this point, they wouldn't be holding this press conference and putting their own reputations on the line if they didn't have SOMETHING.

 

[Outcast2004]

I'm not wasting my time with this, but I'm going to guess there's no reall concrete proof. Just a couple of rednecks that are making themselves look like retards....

 

[ErasureAcer]

Hick guy is former cop and doesn't want to talk about it.

 

[Night_Trekker]

I'm a bit skeptical as well. But at this point, they wouldn't be holding this press conference and putting their own reputations on the line if they didn't have SOMETHING.

Do these guys really have reputations to ruin?

 

[BigFwoosh]

"If you look around the country... we're all over... the world."

 

[RiZ III]

This is so bizarre. I mean everyone knows they're making this shit up, but its like the journalists are just having fun being part or the joke or something.

 

[Monroeski]

The only thing worse than the morons on stage and the morons in the audience are the morons actually paying attention on the web.

Spoiler

Says the guy who has had this thread open for over 30 minutes.

F5...F5...F5

 

[Tashi]

"If you look at the country, we're all over the world"

 

[ErasureAcer]

Hick guy said he didn't expect BigFoot corpse to get much attention from the world. :lol

 

[Gaborn]

Do these guys really have reputations to ruin?

If their family and friends are still living? yes.