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[DonasaurusRex]

its the two douchebags who said they had a video of an alien a few months back

wtf are they doing with neogaf artwork??? yeah this board may be off the wall at times but i've been here for some time who the hell are they. Besides neogaf truth > fiction.

 

[Ether_Snake]

:lol :lol :lol

Yeah, Loch Ness was made up here in the US. Wow some of you are so ignorant. At least get the facts right. Loch Ness monster or bigfoot aren't real to me because they haven't been proven, nor have they been proven not to exist, but is it really that big of a deal if it turns out to be true? What's so far-fetched about it? All we're talking about here is a gorilla with human characteristics. Maybe a more evolved monkey. Doesn't seem out of this world, nor would I be amazed if it ever turns out to be true.

Call me when we're contacted by a more advanced alien civilization.

I know the damn thing is in Scotland, but still it's not in fucking Zimbabwe.

And yes every culture has legends, but it's always the countries full of UFO nuts and conspiracy theorists that have UFOs landing in them. Why won't a UFO crash in the middle of Port Au Prince? No, it crashes next to a military base in the US of A.

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

And yes every culture has legends, but it's always the countries full of UFO nuts and conspiracy theorists that have UFOs landing in them.

Well, if we assume that UFOs are crashing somewhere, wouldn't it make sense that those places would get the groups of people thinking something is up?

 

[wolfmat]

I know the damn thing is in Scotland, but still it's not in fucking Zimbabwe.

And yes every culture has legends, but it's always the countries full of UFO nuts and conspiracy theorists that have UFOs landing in them. Why won't a UFO crash in the middle of Port Au Prince? No, it crashes next to a military base in the US of A.

Or in the middle of the russian tundra (or was it the taiga?). Or it lands in Switzerland, somewhere in the hills. Makes a visit to Mexico. Then timetravels a few thousand years back to visit what we now call Peru.

UFO nuts and conspiracy theorists are everywhere, they're like zombies winning.
I know that because I'm an agent from the NSA writing parsers to tap into telephone conversations. You know that clicketiclick the phone sometimes makes? That's me.

 

[Ether_Snake]

"Bigfoot" fails DNA test

http://uk.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUKN1544880720080815

BTW this bit is interesting uh?: Results of the DNA tests were revealed in an e-mail from Nelson and distributed at the Palo Alto, California, news conference held by Tom Biscardi, host of a weekly online radio show about the Bigfoot.

Also present were Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, the two who say they discovered the Bigfoot corpse while hiking in the woods of northern Georgia. They also are co-owners of a company that offers Bigfoot merchandise.

 

[Deleted member 8095]

Was the supposed autopsy taking place today?

 

[pirahna1]

Was the supposed autopsy taking place today?

Today or tomorrow, not sure. I can't wait to hear more on this story.

 

[bengraven]

*sigh*

I wish monsters were real.

 

[MisterHero]

*sigh*

I wish monsters were real.

The key to returning mystery to the wild is the destruction of recorded science! Without science we wouldn't know what these were!

 

[Heretic]

so yeah...

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,406101,00.html


it was a rubber costume...

 

[SuperPac]

Hilariously awesome.

 

[dskillzhtown]

so yeah...

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,406101,00.html


it was a rubber costume...

LOL! So they got duped and look like total idiots to the world.

 

[diunxx]

so yeah...

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,406101,00.html


it was a rubber costume...

so the two ex-cop disappeared with the bigfootnut money:lol :lol what kind of idiot needs an investigator to tell him that his big foot is a rubber suit.

 

[stressboy]

:lol :lol :lol

Wow like we didn't see this coming.

 

[Heretic]

i wanted it to be real =(

 

[backflip10019]

so yeah...

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,406101,00.html


it was a rubber costume...

:lol :lol

 

[Kung Fu Jedi]

so the two ex-cop disappeared with the bigfootnut money:lol :lol what kind of idiot needs an investigator to tell him that his big foot is a rubber suit.

Well, whether it was worth spending money on is one thing, but you send someone to do independent confirmation. From the sounds of things, the frozen "body" was delivered upon time of payment, and they had to thaw it to actually see what they had. They couldn't tell it was a suit until the blocks of ice were removed, and they hadn't had the chance to examine it prior to that. I don't think you can fault the guy buying the "body" except for whether or not it was a bright idea to pay for the thing to begin with.

When the DNA was examined it it came back "human" and "opossum" that should have been a good sign right there. I don't care how contaminated the samples were.

 

[msdstc]

So what happens to the guys? Don't they get in trouble for this shit?

 

[pnjtony]

Apparently those rednecks weren't as dumb as we thought!:lol

 

[LiveFromKyoto]

How much money can these idiots have gotten that could possibly have made this worthwhile? No way they got more than 20k, if that. 10k each, that's like 2-3 months honest work for a normal person, and now these guys are going to get sued over it.

 

[No6]

So what happens to the guys? Don't they get in trouble for this shit?

The sheriff has been fired.

 

[gutshot]

As for Whitton, he doesn't seem to have a job to come back to in Georgia.

Asked for comment on Officer Whitton, Clayton County, Ga., Chief of Police Jeffrey Turner, corrected FoxNews.com. "You mean ex-officer Whitton."

"As soon as we saw it was a hoax," Chief Turner explained, "I filed the paperwork to terminate his employment."

Turner said he hasn't heard from Whitton, and that he was mystified at the former officer's involvement in such a blatant scam.

"He was a real go-getter," Turner said, citing Whitton's wounding in the line of duty earlier this summer while apprehending a suspect who had allegedly shot a woman in the head. "For someone to do a complete three-sixty like that, I can't explain it."

Rednecks are hilarious.

 

[Ether_Snake]

How much money can these idiots have gotten that could possibly have made this worthwhile? No way they got more than 20k, if that. 10k each, that's like 2-3 months honest work for a normal person, and now these guys are going to get sued over it.

I wanna make your salary!

 

[Fun Factor]

Rednecks are hilarious.

:lol

Last Action Hero!