Biggest laughing fit

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Eyemus Lutt

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In this thread state the instance or circumstances of what caused you to have the biggest laughing fit of you life.

For me I was about 9 years old, and me and my brothers really wanted pancakes at around 10pm and we refused to go to sleep until our mom made us some. She of course said that we wouldn't finish them but said she would make us 1 each. We all started demanding to have at least 3 pancakes each and kept pushing and pushing until we got our way, but she said that if we don't finish all of them we would get our ass kicked.
After all of us could barely get through half a pancake each, me and my brothers all started laughing hysterically at not being able to finish them. We were forced to stay until midnight to finish the pancakes and continued laughing knowing we were totally going to get belted.
We of course weren't able to finish them and were belted, but it was still funny to us.
 
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Most of my laughing fits have been while reading GAF, but a recent IRL one was when me and some friends went out to dinner and then started recounting funny stories, and my one friend has the funniest laugh on this earth, so as soon as she started laughing, I was done, and could not-not laugh. Must have laughed for 5-10 minutes.
 
this reminds me of the time i got a whoopin for making a pillow sandwich with two couch pillows and my barf. Why this reminds me of that? i dunno.
 
I laughed pretty hard today at work when the bombcast were doing their drunk Michael Ironsides bit. I also laugh when I'm listening to Idle Thumbs. I otherwise lead a humorless existance
 
weekend_warrior said:
your mom belted you because you couldn't finish your pancakes?

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Yes dude! Kids are being pushy and demanding as fuck so late at night and then they pull that shit on the parents? They better get belted.

And I can't think of one for myself, I laugh a lot.
 
One time I got a bunch of shitty NES games. This was earlier this year actually. There was a game called "Color a Dinosaur" with some less than quality art. There was this one dinosaur in particular, something about it just made me laugh my fucking ass off. I couldn't stop, I couldn't breathe. It was just the goddamn funniest thing I'd ever seen.
 
Saw a taping of America's Got Talent a few weeks back. Asian dude tried to do opera. Oh my god I was crying and laughing so hard I drooled a little. I can't wait for it to air.
 
zoolander

"what is this? a center for ants?! it has to be at least... 3 times bigger!"

i nearly died laughing, literally, i was suffocating. can you die by laughter?
 
Recently it was actually while playing baldersdash. A friend wrote just the most wretched thing for the read out (unrepeatable), and I just could not get past the first few words. After a few minutes of me trying, someone else took the card and read it.
 
I've had more, but the most recent one was a few years ago watching Snatch for the first time. When the dog swallowed the chew toy and then barked and the chew toy squeaked, I was about to explode I was laughing so hard. I don't know why that set me off like it did.
 
1. I guess I was about 13 or 14 and my friend accidentally dropped a cocoa puff in the gallon of milk.

2. Stayed up too late with a friend reading Dave Letterman's book of Top Ten lists out loud to each other. Under "Top Ten Other Reasons People Are Suing McDonald's" #4 was "Grimace keeps breaking into furniture stores and trying to mate with the bean-bag chairs." Fucking lost it on that one for some reason.
 
This will get me so much hate, but it was probably my first hearing of Dane Cook's Harmful if Swallowed on CD. I remember I was going somewhere with my brother and someone else, and we had to pick someone up so we were waiting and listening to it. I was just in the back of the car dying from laughter.
 
Four of us driving from Detroit to Lansing (about an hour or so), the three of us who weren't driving were drinking beers on the way. Proverbial "I gotta piss, dude" comes along; the four of us go into the rest stop, take our pees, and then as three of us are finished, washing up, etc., we notice that the fourth member of our troop is still letting loose. He proceeds to out-pee us by like a minute, one of those classic Austin Powers "I've been frozen for 50 years" pees, or Tom Hanks' pee in A League of Their Own.

Would help if you knew the guy, too, but needless to say we were rolling.

Probably a "had to be there" story, but it's the first thing I thought of.

Cheers.
 
This was way back then, like in 1999 or some shit

I was headed home after the school day was over with my friend (HS) at 42nd street the train (A) got really packed, we were headed uptown and as people get in the train car (we were standing) a Jamaican guy with a packed FRO/locks comes in. The doors close and we are all packed like sardines standing in place with no room to move, the train is slowly heading up to 59th and everyone was REALLY fucking quiet and then my friend gets the bright idea of whispering in my ear while I'm looking at the guy that really looks out of place with his huge dreadlocks FRO packed in a bundle fro hat to hell and back in our crowded train car condition my friend whispers *Voodoo* in an africanized feigned accent... Needless to say I completely lost it..


People must have thought that I was insane, I was laughing like a maniac because what he said just came out of nowhere, I got pissed off at my friend for doing that to me. Everyone from all the angles were looking at me as if I was a lunatic :lol
 
Our co-worker's mom died. My friend came up to me and said:

Him: "Knock-knock"
Me: "Who's there?"
Him: "Colby's dead mom"

/cue raucous laughter.
 
There used to be a radio show called "The Wendy Williams Experience" (she is now on tv with her own talk show), and she had a segment on the show (which is also on the talk show) were people would call in and get advice from Wendy. People had some messed up problems, including one family drama with a grandma or aunt hooking up with someone in the family. It was way funnier than it sounds.
 
The first episode of the Peter Serafinowicz show. Half an hour long and i literally was in hysterics and barely able to breathe/function for the whole time.
 
Not sure if it's my biggest laugh ever, but the best one I've had the past couple years was just this week when my newborn son farted directly in my hand. :lol
 
When I was ten I sucked helium for the first time and literally pissed myself from the resulting chorus of alvin and the chipmunks with my cousins
 
ITT: stories about awful parents to make us sad.


Real reply: In recent memory, the first time I saw this clip of Louis C.K. (At Cinema Classics, NYC, 08/04/2004—in case the vid goes down.)
 
While watching the scene near the end of The Room when
Johnny shoots himself
. I actually fell out of my chair and ROFLed.

That's my biggest one in recent memory
 
I was listening to the 1up podcast and they started talking about the fire mechanics in Alone in the Dark. They mentioned that you had a lighter and John Davison suggested that a new mechanic for lighting your farts on fire. There's a meter and if you push too hard you get a prolapsed rectum. :lol I completely lost it.
 
Probably back in Junior High, when I was a bit of a trouble maker.
I had a lot of run ins with the gym teacher, one day we were doing basketball drills and I decided to lob a ball across the gym at him when his back was turned and it somehow ended up hitting him directly in the back of the head. I wanted to stay inconspicuous but I could not stop laughing, it was a direct hit.
 
One I remember vividly was from Muppets in Space. We had a TV/VCR combo in our kitchen, so my sister and I wanted to watch the VHS while eating. So we pop it in, and everything's going ok. Then we get to this part and I just start cracking up so hard, and the thing is, when I start laughing hard, my sister starts laughing hard which makes me start laugh even harder.
 
First time I got high. I only smoke pot a few times per year now, so I can still get a little laugh-y due to the irregularity. But nothing will ever top the first time me and some friends got stoned and just laughed for several minutes for no good reason :lol Couldn't quit for the life of us
 
Only one that comes to mind was about uh... I don't even remember, whenever Halo 2 came out.

A bunch of us were playing online and at some point two of my pals and myself just started laughing. This literally continued for a good hour and a half. We couldn't remember the reason for laughing, or why it lasted that long.

Just two spartans and an elite rofling in Coagulation by a rock.
 
I have a decent amount of "I don't know why it seemed so funny" stories.

- I have this stupid friend, and in high school he was really fun to hang out with because of his stupidity. We would all sit together at lunch, and typically he would go get his lunch, buy a soda, sit down, then go back to the line to grab something else before eating. One day we just randomly decided to take his soda. We didn't have a plan. We just grabbed it. He came back and questioned us, and I just acted like I didn't know what he was talking about. Everyone played along, and we convinced him that he didn't buy a soda. So he went and bought another one, and we're all trying not to laugh. He comes back, eats and drinks most of his soda. He gets up again to throw away his trash, and leaves the almost empty soda can there. We open the old can and place it where the empty-ish can is. He gets back and doesn't notice anything for awhile, and then just yells, "Jesus, how much soda is in this can?" We all lost it, and didn't stop laughing until we were back in class.

- We went camping with the same friend as above. It rained and we got soaked, so we were trying to get the fire going again. We had it going reasonably well, and we hear something. We turn to see the guy in his underwear smacking sticks against a tree. We ask what he's doing and he just yells, "I'm making firewood, dumbass."

- We had this party one time, and it had died down, with pretty much everyone asleep except for me and two other guys. It's like 3 AM, and we're kind of hungry, so we decide to drive to the Waffle House. While there we started making stupid faces at people outside the window, and we continued doing this on the ride home. I don't why, but it was hilarious at the time.
 
Recently, while playing the DLC for RE5(Lost in Nightmares) with a friend. We got to a part where you're stripped of your weapons and have to trick a practically invulnerable enemy into a trap. The trap is a ceiling with spikes in it that you can raise via a lever..
Well, I find this lever, and realize what we have to do... So I tell my friend to lure the enemy into the trap. He tries to do this, but didn't realize that the monster came around another way to try and get me. Startled, I let go of the switch while my friend was under the trap and it killed him :lol I saw my friend twitch as he died.. it took me a second to realize what had happened.. but once I did, I couldn't stop laughing for like 5 minutes.
It was like the monster tricked us!!! :lol

Hardest I've laughed in a while.
 
Rickard said:
Watching this masterpiece for the first time when I was a kid.

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Keep in mind I had no idea what "Jackass" was. I didn't even know it existed. All I saw was Kenny Rogers getting drunk and beating the shit out of himself.

I swear I almost suffocated.

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Holy shit.

Holy fucking shit.

You took my post, you bastard. :lol

I still can't watch that without cracking up uncontrollably.
 
pelicansurf said:
Our co-worker's mom died. My friend came up to me and said:

Him: "Knock-knock"
Me: "Who's there?"
Him: "Colby's dead mom"

/cue raucous laughter.
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omg what the hell man, now I got fucking tea all over my laptop xD

also, I'm going to hell
 
I remember laughing my ass during the south park where mel gibson smears shit on a door and than proceeds to defacate all over cartman.

Good times.
 
It was on GAF when blame space posted his senior picture from high school. I could tell from the Post Your Pics thread that it was really him. He was dressed just like a mouthbreather and was clutching a big stuffed Pikachu. He said it was a prank but apparently that did go into the yearbook. I fucking lost it when I saw that photo. I laughed for maybe 20 minutes.
 
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