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Everything that happens in my life, no matter how funny it is will only come in second place in the funniest moments ever. The reason is because I cannot for the life of me think of anything which could possibly be funnier than what happened some 5-6 years ago.

So, let us start, shall we?

A little background info. We are a close circle of friends, there were five of us at that time, three of us were roommates. The other two lived at their own places but spent every free moment at our place. It was just after summer and we were about to start going back to university again. One of us (one who doesn't live with us, although he is an ex-roommate) had worked really hard all summer and lost lots of weight meaning he want from slightly chubby to very slim in one summer.

So anyway, we went bowling. We used to go every week, we get overly competitive, everyone buys beer, trash talking and the rest. So the 'slim' guy is about to bowl, and one of the guys presses the button on the lane which brings down the mechanism to clear out the pins, basically invalidating his throw. He grumbles a bit and bowls he second turn, not overly cross but plotting revenge.

The guy who pressed the button goes to buy beer the week after (again, bowling) and while he's buying the 'slim' guy as an act of revenge gutters both his turns. Shenanigans!! Anyway, the whole 'slim' sidestory is relevant because the guy got so skinny that all his pants were droopy all the time (he had no belt) so basically the he was always pulling them up before he bowled.

So he's up next, pulls his pants up, picks up the bowling ball and is ready to bowl. As payback for the payback the other guy suggests to a third guy to go and pull down his trousers. Without thinking he sneaks up behind him and gives them a light tug. And that's all they needed. Pants and boxers, down to his ankle.

Now imagine, a guy, during the run-up before bowling, with a bowling ball in his hands with his pants and underwear down to his ankles. Since he had the bowling ball he couldn't just pull them up so the following happened in quick succession:
Realization of the situation he's in,
Panic,
Half assed attempted to recover pants only to realize he still has the ball in hands,
Look around to see the rest of the people bowling and us literally on the floor laughing
Panic,
He puts the ball back in place,
Panic,
Raises his pants.
Falls down on the chair laughing his ass off with us.

Everyone was looking at us, only a few had realized what had happened because it happened so quickly but it was so bloody hilarious I can still see it all in my head. I guess you had to be there though.

And we never went bowling again.
 
I think 3rd grade me and a pal were goofing at lunch and I did a finger man running to jump across the 1 inch gap from 1 table top to the next. He jumped super high but fell straight down and through the crack.
We just couldn't stop giggling.
 
I can't find a clip of it online, but years ago on Conan O'Brien he was interviewing Heidi Klum and she was shilling a liquid filled bra. So the interview was about this bra. And the culmination of this interview was when Conan stabs the bra with his pen and squirts the liquid into his mouth.

I fell off my couch laughing.

The other one doesn't really count, because I hadn't had any sleep the night before.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xfCKXnyD-4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk7eyqY4bbQ


"I love being strong."

I was tearing up, I was laughing so hard.
 
We were taking my boyfriend's mom out to dinner. We get to the restaurant and she gets out of the car and is bending over to get her purse out, and all of the sudden we hear screaming and she is swatting at her head and running around the parking lot like a chicken with its head cut off. Turns out she had put a new blouse on that still had the tag on it (which no one noticed), and when she was leaning over it dangled and brushed up against her head and she thought it was a spider. She's terrified of spiders obviously.

People waiting outside the restaurant were staring and didn't know what the hell was going on. I couldn't stop laughing for a good 15 minutes. I've had a lot of good long laughs but that's the most recent.
 
I was playing for an old football team as the goalkeeper, but I had been dropped. Everyone was on the pitch practicing and I was feeling pretty pissed as someone else was in goal.. one of our players had an amazing left foot, a rocket shot, but he had no accuracy. He took a massive punt, the ball went wide, the new goalkeeper ran for it but missed it and it bounced off the wall behind the goal and smacked the goalie in the back of the head totally unprepared. It was funny to start with, but the fact that the guy who was replacing me and i didnt like got twated was so funny I could barely breathe and i had to run to another pitch because i couldnt stop laughing and the goalie looked crestfallen :lol
 
I recall a couple of moments from my early high school years. I went to a boarding school and from years 7-10, lived in a dorm with 6 others. Anyway:

- It would have been about year 8 and being at a boarding school, you'd do all sorts of shit for fun. One night we decided to turn off all the lights and play tips in the dorm in the dark. Im hiding in a particularly dark spot when I see a silhouette climb up on one of the lockers to jump off. Only it wasn't as smooth as he intended, jumping right into a revolving ceiling fan, hitting his head with a loud bang.

- It was late at night and everyone was laying in their individual beds in the dark just chatting away. Soon enough, we realised that someone wasn't talking and had fallen asleep. Someone decided to pick up a butter knife nearby and lob it onto his bed to wake him up. It didn't go as planned. The knife hit a light fitting above his bed and a fluro globe came crashing down on him, waking him up with a fright.

- It was a year 9 camp and everyone was split into separate cabins, about 6 in each. In ours, we brought some Sambucca and Vodka in Sprite and water bottles and stayed up late on the first night drinking. Earlier that day, someone had broken a feather pillow in a pillow fight and we had picked up the feathers and stored them in our room. After a number of drinks, about 2am, we decided to "raid" one of the other cabins. About 3 of us went in to one of the other cabins, all occupants were asleep. We sprayed shampoo, toothpaste and shaving cream on them, then blasted them with the feathers. Then we ran out.

We stayed up a little longer chatting and such. One of the guys from our cabin went to the toilet and came back saying that the person whose chest he had covered in toothpaste was in there, washing it all off. The burning must've woken him up. Not wanting to stop there, I wanted to go for a second raid, though no one else wished to join me. I dressed as I had the time before, black tracksuit pants and top, with a balaclava on my head. I opened the door and toothpaste chest was laying on his bed, eyes wide open, staring right at me, looking utterly terrified. I just closed the door and went back to my cabin.

- Of course, the first time I got stoned also. That was in my final year of high school. All of us had our separate rooms by then. Anyway, I smoked a bong with one of my buddies in my room and then we went to get a drink. On the way, we just looked at each other and laughed uncontrollably for 5 minutes straight. Much like SmokyDave, I'd never laughed like that before, it was incredible.

Good times.

Sorry if I went a bit overboard (or if you don't find them that funny), I just had to share.
 
In high school we took a field trip to the theatre to see a performance of a Shakespeare play we had just finished reading. Prior to the show, we were given a tour of the facility. The lady giving the tour was talking about the different sets they had used in the past, and specifically mentioned one play that had two sets, one of which was raised and lowered above the stage when necessary. She was talking about how important it had been to get the sets changed quickly, so every time a scene change was necessary "there were seven men backstage, furiously working their cranks."

I and two of my friends fucking lost it, of course, and kept making each other laugh long enough that we were asked to leave the facility.
 
When I was around 10, my mom gave me a hard slap on the arm for something I didn't do. For whatever reason I busted out laughing thinking "This lady just hit me outta nowhere before figuring out who's fault it was!" She slaps my arm again asking what was so funny. I laugh even harder. She slaps me one more time asking what was wrong with me. I dunno why but I continued to laugh harder. She eventually just walked away. :lol
 
Like 10 years ago, my best friend and I were up late playing co-op on Star Wars Jedi Power Battles for playstation. It's the middle of night and we're both kinda uppity and in that easily-amused frame of mind.

Anyway, we're trudging along, slicing up droids, jumping the platforms. When suddenly, in all the commotion, my friend's Obi-wan misses his jump and just plummets between two ledges, at which point my friend says aloud "Bye."

We completely lost it and had to pause the game for about 20 minutes. It was just so fucking funny to put that situation in a serious perspective. Obiwan and Quigon are battling it out to save the fucking Galaxy and for no reason, right in the middle of a succeeding struggle, Obiwan bails out in a dramatic suicide and all he has to say to his mentor on his way out of this life is "Bye."

We couldn't get over it, and I'm tearing up from muffled laughing at work while I'm remembering this. My God, I've never laughed so hard.
 
Rickard said:
Watching this masterpiece for the first time when I was a kid.

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Keep in mind I had no idea what "Jackass" was. I didn't even know it existed. All I saw was Kenny Rogers getting drunk and beating the shit out of himself.

I swear I almost suffocated.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if27InJBtEI
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"hey aren't you the guy from blink 18-AHHHHH" LMFAO:lol :lol :lol
 
This is almost ten years ago, sadly.

I was in summer school and there was a semi-attractive teacher there. I sat beside this big goofy asian guy that's pretty much the opposite of Asian stereotype. Near the end of class one day, I told him I thought the teacher was hot and he blurted out "Eww, that's sick man." And he kept saying "That's sick." and for some reason every time he said it, I would have a renewed bout of laughter.
 
Oh yeah, I also died laughing from an XBL moment. Anyway, it was my freshman year of university and my roommate and I were playing Halo 2. The match was Team Slayer and we were paired with some guy who sounded around our age and another kid who sounded no older than 7. The kid was a little shit, first suiciding and then betraying us left and right; myself, my roommate, and the other teammate kept on playing while giving the little kid hell for his shenanigans. The kid was cheeky and kept talkin' smack the whole time, so the other teammate said, "Kid, don't talk till your balls have descended." The kid spared no time in firing back off-the-cuff: "My balls have descended...into your mom's mouth!" Now such a snappy comeback--come on, it is, no matter how stupid or immature it is--is funny enough, but to hear a confidently delivered sexual joke in such a childish treble was just too much. My roommate and I fucking died laughing. I just threw the controller down and was rolling on the floor. The other teammate kept tryin' to sputter some lame comeback and that just made it even funnier. He just got annihilated by a little kid.
 
I was playing Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood when I saw a goat walk up a ladder. Oh ladder goat, you so random.
 
Once my friends girlfriend had this numbing stuff for her mouth because she had just got her wisdom teeth taken out.

I questioned the numbing solutions effect and did not believe it would be anygood. Me and my friend proceeded to gurgle some in our mouth. Minutes later we could not stop dribbling. Tried to drink water and it would just dribble out of our mouth because we could not feel it... Same with pepsi. Couldn't even taste it. We then ate half an onion each... Couldn't taste That either. We were crying with laughter and could not stop because everytime I would yell "No seriously is it hard for you to breath?" it would come out something like this

"Bo beriously it Id harrd flor you do bweath?"

great times :)
 
Chappelle's Show Slow Motion skit. The toilet shot.
It's like 10 seconds long but I was crying from laughter for a good 2 minutes, nonstop. Hysterical. :lol
 
In 8th grade or so, we all sat in the classroom during recess, waiting for the teacher to arrive. Two of my buddies started "fighting" in slow motion, complete with drawn-out shouts and sound-effects. They got really into it, and slowly grappled around the room making all these idiotic noises. The door opened, and the superintendent came in. The two brawlers didn't notice, and continued. The superintendent just went up to them, stood there silently, and stared for what seemed like five minutes. And they didn't notice. Funniest shit ever, I laughed so much I couldn't breathe.

But that wasn't the biggest. The biggest one was earlier, I was perhaps seven or so, and sat eating dinner with my parents and younger brother. The tv was on, showing the latest Mr. Bean episode. Near the end, Mr. Bean headbutted the British queen. My brother and I went hysterical, then my parents started, and we laughed so much we literally rolled around the floor, food falling out of our mouths :lol
 
Tristam said:
It was on GAF when blame space posted his senior picture from high school. I could tell from the Post Your Pics thread that it was really him. He was dressed just like a mouthbreather and was clutching a big stuffed Pikachu. He said it was a prank but apparently that did go into the yearbook. I fucking lost it when I saw that photo. I laughed for maybe 20 minutes.
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:lol i love this shit. i'm so glad. :D

EDIT: if anyone has the original jpg, my hard drive crashed and i don't have the original scan..
 
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