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[The Technomancer]

This clip is astonishingly tone deaf.

http://www.tmz.com/2017/06/22/bill-cosby-teach-youth-how-to-avoid-sexual-assault-accusations/

Spokespeople Andrew Wyatt and Ebonee Benson are talking about Cosby's future plans, and while there's a charitable reading of this, that its going to be about consent, and how not to assault people, man it really fucking sounds like the priority is about warning young men about what might happen to them because "they need to know what they're facing"

Ebonee chimes in mentioning that with how all the laws are changing "you need to be careful about a brush on the shoulder" just in case you thought there was any ambiguity to where this is coming from

 

[outsida]

Tell Bill to sit his tail down somewhere.

 

[excelsiorlef]

Bill Cosby's Accused Rapists are the Real Victims of Rape Culture College Tour

 

[Lo-Volt]

Oh, no, thank you, those services are not required, may I please buy a one-way ticket right the fuck off Planet Earth?

Will this also be in book form later? Maybe you can call it something snappy like "If I Did It".

 

[Tagyhag]

Man, it just really hit me that this dude is walking free...

 

[Malvolio]

Those poor athletes always suffering from unfair treatment.

 

[PillarEN]

Aye. Bill your image is tarnished man. No amount of public service stuff will change that.

 

[ICO_SotC]

Future Bill Maher guest?

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Don't get caught

Seems to be what he's saying

 

[HStallion]

Is Cosby still worried that someone is gonna dose his drink?

 

[SeanC]

People will show up just like they still go to Chris Brown concerts or give shitheels like Curt Schilling a career.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Aye. Bill your image is tarnished man. No amount of public service stuff will change that.

He should run for office and win, people will forget all about the accusations like they did with 10+ women who said Trump forced himself on them.

This country has a real weird way of allowing who gets away with what and who is forgiven.

People will show up just like they still go to Chris Brown concerts or give shitheels like Curt Schilling a career.

Two other good examples. Hell, Bill O'Reilly was getting big ratings before he was forced out due to advertisers.

 

[so1337]

Fucking disgusting. He's acting like he's gotten over a fucking drug addiction or something.

 

[Imperfected]

Step One: don't be in the same room as Bill Cosby.

Step Two: run.

 

[Shaanyboi]

Dear Mr. Cosby,

Eat shit

-Planet Earth

 

[ebullientprism]

How to be careful to ......not get caught?

 

[Pupperbabysassy]

Bill got his first gig!! Baylor University!!

 

[JustenP88]

First stop is in Waco, Texas, right?

EDIT: beated

 

[Dynasty]

Bill Cosby: How Not To Get Caught 101(females applying for the course automatically pass)

 

[The Technomancer]

How to be careful to ......not get caught?

I have to imagine they are not so stupid that the message won't be "don't assault people, get consent" but the framing around it is sort of quietly horrifying

 

[WhiteRabbitEXE]

lol fuck the hell off

 

[Mutanthands]

The fucking balls you have to have pull something evil like this. Insulting every woman who's accused him of assault, painting them as gold diggers and schemers you have to be careful around. So he can pass on his "experience," and get to strut around like he's some moral authority.

Fuck, the balls he's had to pull of lecturing the community for years, shitting on young people. Disgusting.

 

[WiiredShawn]

I hope people show up in droves to protest his town halls.

 

[ClosingADoor]

What the fuck is wrong with these people.

 

[Pyrrhus]

Give it up, Bill. You're over.

 

[Username1198]

Bill should shove a pudding pop up his ass and fuck off

 

[uncredited male]

If he is this clueless to actually do this I expect him to inadvertently admit to being a rapist.

 

[Killa Sasa]

Bill should shove a pudding pop up his ass and fuck off

This is a better version of the sentiment I wanted to post. Eat shit Bill.

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

 

[Ziltoidia 9]

I can't believe he was one of my idols and favorite entertainers growing up.

 

[RinsFury]

More specifically, they say he's planning on teaching 'em how to look out for warning signs from potential victims and accusations that could follow.

This evil motherfucker is just flaunting it, isn't he? like OJ when he wrote that book. Raped all those women and now he gets to give sessions to other men on how to deal with the same accusations he walked away scot free from. Fuck this guy so much.

 

[Earthbound64]

how not to assault people

Yeah, don't do that.

 

[disappeared]

This almost makes me feel ill.

 

[BigJonsson]

Future Bill Maher guest?

Maher despises him

 

[Malyse]

Oh, no, thank you, those services are not required, may I please buy a one-way ticket right the fuck off Planet Earth?

Will this also be in book form later? Maybe you can call it something snappy like "If I Did It".

Wouldn't "If I Did Them" be more appropriate?

He should run for office and win, people will forget all about the accusations like they did with 10+ women who said Trump forced himself on them.

This country has a real weird way of allowing who gets away with what and who is forgiven.



Two other good examples. Hell, Bill O'Reilly was getting big ratings before he was forced out due to advertisers.

Are you saying Trump v Cosby 2020?

 

[Username1198]

I can't believe he was one of my idols and favorite entertainers growing up.

Yup I fucking LOVED ghost dad

Now bills just spewing Jello outta his ass and spraying everyone with his shit.

This fucking guy, the balls on him.

 

[Angelus Errare]

Everything about Bill is canceled.

 

[LQX]

Wow, you get off on rape and you would think this fucking serial rapist would lay low but no. Does he not have family or friends to tell his dumb fucking ass this is not a good idea? Also, O.J gets out soon and of course he will also be trying to get as much attention as he can so potentially these two fuckers will be all over news and TV for weeks if not months to come. No shame, no regret, no remorse, unbelievable.

 

[Izuna]

he ruined Bill Cosby's career so hard lol

 

[catbrush]

So this is like Cosby's "I didn't do it, but if I did..."

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

Just like he was "educating" young actresses on how to get ahead.

 

[PillarEN]

Wow, you get off on rape and you would think this fucking serial rapist would lay low but no. Does he not have family or friends to tell his dumb fucking ass this is not a good idea? Also, O.J gets out soon and of course he will also be trying to get as much attention as he can so potentially these two fuckers will be all over news and TV for weeks if not months to come. No shame, no regret, no remorse, unbelievable.

I mean OJ has a strange sense of humor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVk_kd84y_E

 

[IaN_GAF]

These guys can just do whatever the fuck, huh?

 

[xxracerxx]

he ruined Bill Cosby's career so hard lol

I think Cosby did a fine job of ruining his own career.

 

[Luschient]

Anytime Cosby comes up, I always think about Eddie Murphy's bit in Raw about Cosby pissed off at him and then him calling Richard Pryor for advice.

 

[BlazinSkatinAxel]

This is to prevent DeMario Jackson type situations from happening. Even if the sex is consensual, women can go back and say he raped her and people will believe her.

See

Kobe Bryant.
Nate Parker.
Brian Banks

Etc.

 

[Morrigan Stark]

There are no words for how horrifying all of this is.

Fuck Cosby, fuck that useless jury, fuck rape culture, fuck everything

 

[Fat4all]

 

[Brawly Likes to Brawl]

Future Bill Maher guest?

Now, now, let's not "eat our own".

 

[SoundsOfScience]

he ruined Bill Cosby's career so hard lol

Dude is a hero

Fuck bill