SneakyStephan
Banned
Damn right, with 100 million worth of ad bribes. They better get a 9.5+ average on metacritic for that kind of dosh.
(btw I'm not clicking any ign links, gaf will have to tell me the hilarious details)
Bioshock Infinite - Review Thread [UP: IGN exclusive split PC/Console review up]
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Damn right, with 100 million worth of ad bribes. They better get a 9.5+ average on metacritic for that kind of dosh.
(btw I'm not clicking any ign links, gaf will have to tell me the hilarious details)
Once it's live, these will be the links:
Console: http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/03/21/bioshock-infinite-xbox-360ps3-review
PC: http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/03/21/bioshock-infinite-pc-review
Console: http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/03/21/bioshock-infinite-xbox-360ps3-review
PC: http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/03/21/bioshock-infinite-pc-review
Jake Tower
Banned
OH GOD WHEN DOES HE SAY IT THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!!!1!!!!!
Tummi Gummi
Member
9.5
10 if they expect other reviewers to go similarly ape, 8.9 if they think it's bad.
10 if they expect other reviewers to go similarly ape, 8.9 if they think it's bad.
brandonh83
Banned
Eh, I'm not sure how much I'm going to let any of the reviews bother me. If it's great across the board, awesome, but really... there's so much hype and that's just never a good thing. Look at Uncharted 3. I'm not saying this game will be better or worse, but I thought it was very good and when places were giving it 8's people freaked out... over 8's. Which is good. I just think if this game even gets 8's and 9's I can already hear people calling it a failure or not worth being in development for so long and this and that.
Basically this is the part where all the fucking crazies come out to the playground and it's only fun if you're holding the bucket of popcorn. Speaking of, there's the microwave ding.
Basically this is the part where all the fucking crazies come out to the playground and it's only fun if you're holding the bucket of popcorn. Speaking of, there's the microwave ding.
Why thank you sir.
No way. IGN likes hype.
adamsapple
Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
Jade Empire/10
Cramoss
Member
wasn't that $200 million budget proved to be wrong by Ken?
piratepwnsninja
Member
It's a wapeon/10
MrCookiepants
Member
10/10 consoles.
10.1/10 PC.
10.1/10 PC.
Uno Venova
Banned
I don't care about your review IGN but just tell me if it's as long as Bioshock 1.
It was never proven right to begin with, it was just some unnamed analyst's projection of what he thought it cost.
The joke will be it's actually supposed to be 19.99.
Goodacre0081
Member
$10,000/10
Beats me. And who knows if that's even Ken or just an actor paid by a $200 million budget. Maybe even a robot.
MaximumFlipFlop
Banned
9.8.
.1 knocked off for performance issues on consoles.
.1 knocked off for foreseeable twist.
.1 knocked off for performance issues on consoles.
.1 knocked off for foreseeable twist.
sleeprockss
Banned
10 "Bioshock Infinite soars above the competition and is the best game since Ocarina of Time. After I finished the game I called my girlfriend and told her we should take a break and re-evaluate our relationship. She asked if I met someone else and I said yes, her name is Elizabeth."
Cramoss
Member
oops, sorry
Halo 4 got the 9.8, so this will get a 9.9 if they don't care about lack of multiplayer, or a 9.6 if they do.
Exclusive Reviews get the 9.6 to 9.9 scale, as opposed to the usual 6 to 9 scale.
adamsapple
Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
I'm coming and I feel it.
I totally just sang that just now thanks...
dreamer3kx
Member
Have a feeling 10 from IGN.
Synth_floyd
Banned
Can't believe sites still use that ridiculous 100 point scale. Even 10 points is pretty bad.