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Bloodrayne Movie Poster (Ugh...)

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Borys

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Behold, Uwe Boll greatness:

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ManDudeChild

Member
How does Uwe do it? First he somehow gets Ben Kingsley in the movie, then he uses his freaky powers to make Kristanna Loken look fug-pugly.
 
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Dan

No longer boycotting the Wolfenstein franchise
It still astounds me that Ben Kingsley signed up for this. Did he desperately need cash or what?
 
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whytemyke

Honorary Canadian.
Dan said:
It still astounds me that Ben Kingsley signed up for this. Did he desperately need cash or what?
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Haha, i'm pretty sure that actors really don't have any idea what they're doing when they sign on for these movies. I could be wrong, but it seems to me that most actors are really, really out of touch with what's good and what's bad. I saw an interview with Sean Connery, and he said the reason he did League of Extroadinary Gentlemen even though he didn't like it, was because he also turned down The Matrix and Lord of the Rings as well, and both of those were huge hits, so he figured he'd just take what was offered. Hahaha. Poor Sean. Anyways, I could be wrong, but I'm willing to bet there are far more people like Sean Connery in this aspect than those who are dislike him. I could totally see Ben Kingsley doing this because he knew it was a video game and thought video games were popular.

GAF should sell our services collectively to Hollywood agents, and tell them advice on what to suggest to their clients or not. So, say, if someone contacts GAF and wonders if Ridley Scott should offer Keanu Reeves the lead in Gladiator 2: The Barbarians Strike Back, we could go ahead and tell them its a BAD IDEA, and thus save everyone a lot of time and money.
 
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SolidSnakex

Member
tedtropy said:
There had better be some titties in this.
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There are, Loken does a love scene which Uwe seemed quite excited about.

And her costume is terrible. It looks like some Halloween costume someone would make.

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That's what its meant to look like along with her blades.
 
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tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
SolidSnakex said:
There are, Loken does a love scene which Uwe seemed quite excited about.

And her costume is terrible. It looks like some Halloween costume someone would make.

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That's what its meant to look like along with her blades.
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Uwe Boll. Taking crappy Cosplay to new levels.
 
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jett

D-Member
There's only one way to explain how Uwe Boll keeps on getting movie deals. Every producer in Hollywood is actually gay, and Uwe Boll gives amazing blowjobs.
 
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ManDudeChild

Member
whytemyke said:
Haha, i'm pretty sure that actors really don't have any idea what they're doing when they sign on for these movies. I could be wrong, but it seems to me that most actors are really, really out of touch with what's good and what's bad. I saw an interview with Sean Connery, and he said the reason he did League of Extroadinary Gentlemen even though he didn't like it, was because he also turned down The Matrix and Lord of the Rings as well, and both of those were huge hits, so he figured he'd just take what was offered. Hahaha. Poor Sean. Anyways, I could be wrong, but I'm willing to bet there are far more people like Sean Connery in this aspect than those who are dislike him. I could totally see Ben Kingsley doing this because he knew it was a video game and thought video games were popular.

GAF should sell our services collectively to Hollywood agents, and tell them advice on what to suggest to their clients or not. So, say, if someone contacts GAF and wonders if Ridley Scott should offer Keanu Reeves the lead in Gladiator 2: The Barbarians Strike Back, we could go ahead and tell them its a BAD IDEA, and thus save everyone a lot of time and money.
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What would Sean Connery do in The Matrix or LOTR? Did he specify what he was going to do? See, I just can see him as Neo (that's Will Smith :lol) or Morpheus... though that would be hilarious. In LOTR who would he be?
 
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jett

D-Member
Ben Kingsley has said on interviews that the only reason he agreed to do Bloodrayne was because he always wanted to play a vampire, and this POS film finally gave him the chance...

roofles.
 
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tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
jett said:
Ben Kingsley has said on interviews that the only reason he agreed to do Bloodrayne was because he always wanted to play a vampire, and this POS film finally gave him the chance...

roofles.
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Well Ben, you can rest assure they'll be plenty of sucking going on in this movie, much as it was no doubt involved in its getting approved.
 
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Borys

Banned
Gregory said:
Awesome. I hope Boll gets to make many more vidoegame movies.
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Far Cry (2006) (announced)
Fear Effect (2006) (announced)
Hunter: The Reckoning (2006) (announced)
Night Claws (2005) (announced)
Dungeon Siege (2006) (pre-production)
Bloodrayne (2005) (post-production)
Alone in the Dark (2005)
House of the Dead (2003)

Mmmmm.
More Uwe Boll goodness!
 
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Gregory

Banned
Borys said:
Far Cry (2006) (announced)
Fear Effect (2006) (announced)
Hunter: The Reckoning (2006) (announced)
Night Claws (2005) (announced)
Dungeon Siege (2006) (pre-production)
Bloodrayne (2005) (post-production)
Alone in the Dark (2005)
House of the Dead (2003)

Mmmmm.
More Uwe Boll goodness!
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Yes, but the rest of them will propably depend on how Bloodrayne does. After the bomb that was Alone in the dark (unfortunately), if the same happens with Bloodrayne I`m sure the rest will be shelved, or atleast made by another director.

Which would suck because nobody makes as entertaining movies as Boll.
 
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_Angelus_

Banned
The similarities are striking. Kate Beckinsale over a land slide for me,and I like Kistanna Loken,but she doesn't look like Rayne that much to me.



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FeedMeAStrayCat

Member
Borys said:
Far Cry (2006) (announced)
Fear Effect (2006) (announced)
Hunter: The Reckoning (2006) (announced)
Night Claws (2005) (announced)
Dungeon Siege (2006) (pre-production)
Bloodrayne (2005) (post-production)
Alone in the Dark (2005)
House of the Dead (2003)

Mmmmm.
More Uwe Boll goodness!
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I enjoyed House of the Dead! Screw the haters! Every single other person on Earth besides me! :lol

Alone in the Dark I did not enjoy.
 
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SolidSnakex

Member
Angelus said:
The similarities are striking. Kate Beckinsale over a land slide for me,and I like Kistanna Loken,but she doesn't look like Rayne that much to me.



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Underworld%20x01.jpg


underworld%20plot.gif
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I'd prefer to not have Boll figure out a way to make Kate look unattractive like he's done with Loken in this.
 
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_Angelus_

Banned
SolidSnakex said:
I'd prefer to not have Boll figure out a way to make Kate look unattractive like he's done with Loken in this.
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Well yeah thats true. Kristanna Loken is a handful,but she really looks awful in this movie. Those promo shots make you wanna not even see this movie,heh.
 
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_Angelus_

Banned
Biglesworth23 said:
I enjoyed House of the Dead! Screw the haters! Every single other person on Earth besides me! :lol

Alone in the Dark I did not enjoy.
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Cheers:)

I thought HOTD kicked ass as well. Lots of zombies,gore,cool ass kicking characters,awesome. I also liked those subtle in game shots of the actual game shown before a new chapter would kick in for the movie.

And oh Lord...:) that Matrix bullet time shotgun blast that tore into that zombie still is something else to view to this day,I thought the movie was pretty slick.

I get into arguments all the time with a friend of mine who says this is the worst movie ever,while he pimps House of a 1,000 corpses like its god's gift to film,heh.
 
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DaveH

Member
Oh jeez, even the official cosplayer they had at Digital-Life expo looked leagues better than that poster... why?!
 
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tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
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Mashing

Member
Dan said:
It still astounds me that Ben Kingsley signed up for this. Did he desperately need cash or what?
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Cash is still cash even if it's from a hollywood blockbuster to a popcorn b-flick. No one is going to think less of him beause he's in this. The guy has a fucking oscar already, what does he need to prove?

With that said, Uwe Boll needs to get a penile infection and die.
 
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Musashi Wins!

FLAWLESS VICTOLY!
It's funny, but if you had a contest to create an image that would make this movie seem possibly more unappealing than just talking about it...this poster would make a great entry.
 
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Warm Machine

Member
Alone in the Dark is at least laughably bad. You can watch it and point out how utterly stupid the movie is and revel in its nonsensical plot. I was extremely happy that it wasn't boring bad.
 
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Mashing

Member
Btw, I'd just like to say Underworld is a very underrated movie. It's quite good as a popcorn action flick and I wouldn't call it a b-movie either. It didn't try to be anything more than it should, just a dumb action flick.

Kate in tight leather = yummy yummy
 
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_Angelus_

Banned
Mashing said:
Btw, I'd just like to say Underworld is a very underrated movie. It's quite good as a popcorn action flick and I wouldn't call it a b-movie either. It didn't try to be anything more than it should, just a dumb action flick.

Kate in tight leather = yummy yummy
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Definitely-UnderWorld is very underated. I didn't mean to even compare it as a B movie sorry. Kate as Rayne though,damn it would be great,well on looks anyways.

Who knows if these guys would still make the movie with any justice involved though,heh.

Btw-isn't there a sequel to UnderWorld coming?
 
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J2 Cool

Member
woah woah woah, wtf?! This guy's also doing Fear Effect, Hunter: The Reckoning, Dungeon Siege, and Far Cry the movies? Give me my gun, forget the time machine.
 
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Mashing

Member
Maybe it's just the lighting in that shot, but Kate's skin doesn't look pale enough. The second pic looks perfect though. She almost looks too human (correct me if I'm wrong but even when she's not in their vampric form her skin is still the same tone right?)
 
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Duck of Death

Member
Michael Madsen's hair is awesome :lol

Angelus said:
Cheers

I thought HOTD kicked ass as well. Lots of zombies,gore,cool ass kicking characters,awesome. I also liked those subtle in game shots of the actual game shown before a new chapter would kick in for the movie.

And oh Lord... that Matrix bullet time shotgun blast that tore into that zombie still is something else to view to this day,I thought the movie was pretty slick.

I get into arguments all the time with a friend of mine who says this is the worst movie ever,while he pimps House of a 1,000 corpses like its god's gift to film,heh.
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:lol :lol :lol
 
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NotMSRP

Member
I hope his upcoming four films bomb so hard that he can't touch Fear Effect which is the only one left that I care about.
 
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SolidSnakex

Member
Mashing said:
Maybe it's just the lighting in that shot, but Kate's skin doesn't look pale enough. The second pic looks perfect though. She almost looks too human (correct me if I'm wrong but even when she's not in their vampric form her skin is still the same tone right?)
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Yah its just the lighting, she still pale

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The eye color is the only thing that changes I believe.
 
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Beezy

Member
J2 Cool said:
woah woah woah, wtf?! This guy's also doing Fear Effect, Hunter: The Reckoning, Dungeon Siege, and Far Cry the movies? Give me my gun, forget the time machine.
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:lol :lol :lol
 
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lordmrw

Member
ManDudeChild said:
How does Uwe do it? First he somehow gets Ben Kingsley in the movie, then he uses his freaky powers to make Kristanna Loken look fug-pugly.
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me and a friend of mine came to the conclusion that Uwe Boll must have dirt on every hollywood actor, and to keep their secrets safe they have to be in his movies. I refuse to believe otherwise.
 
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Truelize

Steroid Distributor
Why isn't her costume similar to what Trinity wore in the Matrix movies? Seems that some kinda latex would have fit the character better.
 
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