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[Sirpopopop]

I have summoned Boogie to this thread for we need his help in defending the earth from the apocalypse that is going to come upon us soon, courtesy of him. Therefore, I wish to see his ideas on how we should defend ourselves against the incoming thread. The rest of us can speculate in this thread on how the apocalypse will come about. You can also speculate upon my possible sanity/insanity...

 

[fart]

i can't find any curry here. it's very sad

 

[IJoel]

Waffles always work.

 

[Boogie]

I have summoned Boogie to this thread for we need his help in defending the earth from the apocalypse that is going to come upon us soon, courtesy of him. Therefore, I wish to see his ideas on how we should defend ourselves against the incoming thread. The rest of us can speculate in this thread on how the apocalypse will come about. You can also speculate upon my possible sanity/insanity...

Sorry dude, but we're pretty much f*cked.

My advice is to go and die in what way seems best to you.

 

[Boogie]

Oh, but FT has volunteered his services in filling my spot and defending the earth.

Track him down, he might be able to help.

 

[NLB2]

...

 

[captmcblack]

I am now the most special user in this thread as I'm the only one without a special tag here.

Also, pancakes > waffles. YEAH, I SAID IT.

 

[AntoneM]

the only thing that can save the world now is a total apocalypse!

 

[Triumph]

I'll distract the Apocalypse by using my massive penis to derail a train in front of it! Then, when I have the Apocalypse's attention, I will challenge it to a drinking contest. There is no fucking way the Apocalypse can outdrink me.

Earth saved, and all thanks to my massive penis and crippling alcoholism!

 

[captmcblack]

Raoul Duke = Genitalia Superman.

 

[Loki]

I'll distract the Apocalypse by using my massive penis to derail a train in front of it!

So we're pretty much screwed, huh?

 

[Jak140]

Well this is a video game message board on the internet; it's not like there's a severe lack of other super-virgins to take Boogie's place.

 

[Triumph]

So we're pretty much screwed, huh?

Oh sure, I suppose you're gonna step up and talk it to death, huh?

 

[Socreges]

Oh sure, I suppose you're gonna step up and talk it to death, huh?

:lol

 

[NLB2]

This topic has already been done at Sherdog. Rickson by armbar in the first round.

 

[Boogie]

Oh sure, I suppose you're gonna step up and talk it to death, huh?

Hmm, that one has potential. :lol

 

[Brannon]

The Apocalypse will be like, really big right? I'd simply invite it for a swim off the East Coast, run on over to the Canary Islands, drop the mountain and have a tidal wave crush it to death. The Apocalypse will block most of the wave from North America with its now dead corpse, but sadly South America will be flooded. Sacrifices must be made though, and they will always be remembered.

No penile risk involved!

 

[alejob]

Oh no! It has begun!

 

[Sirpopopop]

The problem with FT though... is that he lacks the self deprecating charm that Boogie possesses. Perhaps TBS would be a better solution when he turns the age of 18.

Hopefully the other seal (Demon) will hold up until then.

Otherwise, the Loki solution must be implemented. (Raoul Duke TM)

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

what the hey, i'll do it. i dont want the planet in ruin anyway (that's my job) i'll just take the apocalypse to an underground cockfight, have him bet on some fights, lose money to this mexican kid i know and have him get stabbed and killed. i'll run away afterwards and say i didnt see anything.

 

[Boomer]

Oh sure, I suppose you're gonna step up and talk it to death, huh?

:lol gonna be hard to think of a comeback Loki

 

[Future Trunks]

I...I guess I am no longer needed, **sniff** If Sirpopopop doesn't believe in me...then who will?

**Goes and lives in the mountains**

 

[Boogie]

The problem with FT though... is that he lacks the self deprecating charm that Boogie possesses. Perhaps TBS would be a better solution when he turns the age of 18.

Dammit, Sirpopopop, you don't turn down the services of a massive black man when arranging the defence of the planet.

I mean, TBS? Are you crazy?! I'll break-up with Kimberly before I allow the fate of humanity to rest in the hands of ikenna!

 

[Sirpopopop]

Dammit, Sirpopopop, you don't turn down the services of a massive black man when arranging the defence of the planet.

I mean, TBS? Are you crazy?! I'll break-up with Kimberly before I allow the fate of humanity to rest in the hands of ikenna!

I see... the massive black man factor overcomes all else.

FT wins.

 

[Future Trunks]

WOO!