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Could be fake, but looks real enough.. how in the hell did the teacher not notice this?
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Could be fake, but looks real enough.. how in the hell did the teacher not notice this?
:lol
Bored in class? This kid is a role model
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My senior year I had a bullshit electronics/circuits class (which was final period of the day) that was even more bullshit when we had this braindead sub and were moved into the shopclass room. By the end of the class one time, the entire class had jumped out the window and went home. Except for Erick....we lured him into the cage-closet and locked him in there.
When I was in school I did the same thing, along with about six or seven others. Not in the middle of class, though, it was during recess while we were being held in for being too loud or whatever. The teacher only noticed the last three or four, one of which decided to tell her who the first three of us were. We got screwed over on punishment, just as I'm sure this kid did once she realised he was missing.Santo said:
We had a relief teacher in yr8 (so of course nothing gets get done) Me and a friend shifted our desk a little bit each time she wasn't looking.
We ended up moving from about the middle of the classroom, on the right hand side, to the back left hand side facing away from the blackboard. :lol
She finally clicked when she saw us facing the opposite direction to everyone else.
We ended up moving from about the middle of the classroom, on the right hand side, to the back left hand side facing away from the blackboard. :lol
She finally clicked when she saw us facing the opposite direction to everyone else.
Heh, once I locked this guy into the class cupboard (tied it shut with a cord) and completely forgot about him, and the poor guy was there all lunchtime. It wasn't my class and they called me back after lunch to get told off by the teacher in front of everyone. By the end of it everybody including me and the teacher (not the guy though) were trying not to laugh our heads off and it turned into a complete joke.demon said:
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My penis is still intact.
We used to fuck with trainee teachers. One time in Chemistry, we must have been about 12 years old, this female trainee was showing us how magnesium burns. Somehow, we managed to convince her that she should show us again with the lights off and curtains drawn. We didn't plan anything, but as soon as the lights were turned off, you head this mad scrabbling and various bumps. The lights were turned back on to reveal students on the floor having been pushed out of their chairs, people's shoes flung across the room (by other people, not themselves), bags emptied...at least half of us couldn't resist the opportunity.
God she was dumb. And that was a lesson she was being assessed on too. Chemistry lessons were always the best though. You'd just sit at the back burning rulers and pens and seeign how slowly you can pass your hand through a flame. I miss school sometimes.
God she was dumb. And that was a lesson she was being assessed on too. Chemistry lessons were always the best though. You'd just sit at the back burning rulers and pens and seeign how slowly you can pass your hand through a flame. I miss school sometimes.
haha my senior year in Highschool was really cool cause of my fitness class. When the weather would get warm we would go for 2 mile runs around the neighbourhood around us. So during the runs there would be this really big left turn that is almost a complete U so instead of following the class we would just keep running straight and drop by the local coffee shop, our teacher (not the sharpest tool in the shed/ Barny Rubble look-a-like) would never notice we were gone, we'd come back 50 minutes later running back to the bleachers with coffee in our hands lol. Goodtimes
My worst individual class was 7th or 8th grade. Home economics class. This was this teacher's first year teaching but she was an older lady. People tied floss around the desks, which had people tripping all over the place. We used to steal all the food when we made stuff, so by the time the later classes got there the stuff was gone. One time we decided to not turn the oven on to cook and at the end of the period we mentioned it and missed the next whole period because we complained it wasn't fair. I hit her with a frying pan meanwhile. During the wrestling craze. But she was trying to show the proper way to handle kids when they act up. She called a few up to act like kids and when she turned her back I grabbed the pan and looked at the crowd/students. Then *whack*. You could hear the sound too and she grabbed me and put me in a corner which I left when she gave up.
There was also an incident where we took her candy everyday, and eventually she called down the principal to see who took it. And he searched 4 or 5 kids, made them take their socks off and everything while the class couldn't stop laughing. Pure insanity. And he exit was no better. One of the last things that happened was the thumbtack. For some reason, thumbtacks being put on people's seats was the funniest thing to everyone. Students always got them, but she was the first teacher. She had to go to the nurse to get it out as big as she was. Finally, she got fired for exposing her bra. People started calling her saggy in a class, and joked "you don't even wear a bra do you". So she exposed herself, getting herself fired for it. Looking back I feel horrible for some of that stuff. That class was just... wrong.
There was also an incident where we took her candy everyday, and eventually she called down the principal to see who took it. And he searched 4 or 5 kids, made them take their socks off and everything while the class couldn't stop laughing. Pure insanity. And he exit was no better. One of the last things that happened was the thumbtack. For some reason, thumbtacks being put on people's seats was the funniest thing to everyone. Students always got them, but she was the first teacher. She had to go to the nurse to get it out as big as she was. Finally, she got fired for exposing her bra. People started calling her saggy in a class, and joked "you don't even wear a bra do you". So she exposed herself, getting herself fired for it. Looking back I feel horrible for some of that stuff. That class was just... wrong.
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We never really tried to be mean to teachers, well not in the last few years. The one thing we did manage but was when we convinced the two most athletic kids in out class to run down the supermarket (about 400 m run, plus had to go down stairs), they got plastic spoons, bowls, milk n coco pops. they manahed to get back in b4 the teacher, who just laughed when she saw everyone eating cereal.
You softcocks.
There were numerous times when people in our classes would just say "gotta go to the loo" then head home - no need to sneak out of a window or door. Wasn't like our school was a nazi warcamp or anything, cause usually students were allowed to go down the street and buy lunch if they wanted to. Heck, beach carnivals were a nightmare for teachers.. most of the school would turn up (those that didn't just told their parents it was a day off for lazy people) and by the end of the day there'd be 1/8 of the usual school population.
There were numerous times when people in our classes would just say "gotta go to the loo" then head home - no need to sneak out of a window or door. Wasn't like our school was a nazi warcamp or anything, cause usually students were allowed to go down the street and buy lunch if they wanted to. Heck, beach carnivals were a nightmare for teachers.. most of the school would turn up (those that didn't just told their parents it was a day off for lazy people) and by the end of the day there'd be 1/8 of the usual school population.
There was this one female substitute teacher in grade 8 who was bald and would always wear this rediculous looking wig. The whole class kept making fun of the wig behind her back and pretty much just laughed throughout her whole lesson. She tried to yell at us and stuff but we would keep at it. Eventaully she gave us this big speech all teary eyed about how she was not going to be pushed around by kids and that they could'nt keep her trom doing her job or whatever. She then mentioned that her wig was because of kimotherapy because she had cancer.
In seventh grade or something, I had just turned 13...
There was this guy, after each gym class, we would wait until he was in his boxers, grab him, and throw him in the girls' changing room. :lol * cue voices of 13-14yo girls screaming "GAH YOU PERV" in unisson while we jammed the door so he couldnt get out. We ran away as soon as the teacher would find out about the whole operation. It was so fucking hilarious.
Then one day the teacher and our groupe tutor came and told us to cut that shit. They also installed a panel so people walking (or being thrown) into their room would see all the girls changing. We thought it was the end of our fun.
It lasted a week. We just changed the angle :lol
Years later, I ran into him, and well He told me he actually enjoyed the whole thing :lol
There was this guy, after each gym class, we would wait until he was in his boxers, grab him, and throw him in the girls' changing room. :lol * cue voices of 13-14yo girls screaming "GAH YOU PERV" in unisson while we jammed the door so he couldnt get out. We ran away as soon as the teacher would find out about the whole operation. It was so fucking hilarious.
Then one day the teacher and our groupe tutor came and told us to cut that shit. They also installed a panel so people walking (or being thrown) into their room would see all the girls changing. We thought it was the end of our fun.
It lasted a week. We just changed the angle :lol
Years later, I ran into him, and well He told me he actually enjoyed the whole thing :lol
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We convinced our teacher that one of our friends was crawling around in the vents. So she called the class he was supposed to be in and told his teacher to send him down to our class. Hilarity ensued as he tried to explain that he was not, and never had been, crawling around in the vents.
Remote Control + Tv in the class = fun. We'd turn it on whenever she turned around.
This was in grade 7... so you can imagine how funny it was when she caught a few of the kids in our class selling printed off pages of porn :lol. She first saw one of the stories... and grabbed it out of their hands.... started reading it... and her face slowly turned red :lol.
Remote Control + Tv in the class = fun. We'd turn it on whenever she turned around.
This was in grade 7... so you can imagine how funny it was when she caught a few of the kids in our class selling printed off pages of porn :lol. She first saw one of the stories... and grabbed it out of their hands.... started reading it... and her face slowly turned red :lol.
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In my primary school, I think the person who built the swimming changing rooms was a pervert be partition between the boys and girls was uneven
Like this
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That's a terrible diagram, but the lines are particle board with wood in the middle. the gist was that if you were on the boys side, you could chin up yourself to look into the girls changing rooms.
Fuck i love swimming.
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That's a terrible diagram, but the lines are particle board with wood in the middle. the gist was that if you were on the boys side, you could chin up yourself to look into the girls changing rooms.
Fuck i love swimming.
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Hitman said:
Man, you kids redefined assholes.
But just out of curiosity, what happened after her speech?
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...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
I have stories. So many stories. I've been suspended more times than I can count. I've cut class more times than I can count. I've yelled at and swore at teachers more times than I can count.
Am I proud? Eh...yelling back at the teachers who were blatant pieces of shits is something I don't regret. The cutting...don't regret that either, I always found something incredibly fun to do with my friends who came with me or who actually got out at the time. I was a terrible student (not academically) later in Junior High and all through High School. Teachers hated me, and I hated most of them. There was only about 3-4 teachers I really liked.
Am I proud? Eh...yelling back at the teachers who were blatant pieces of shits is something I don't regret. The cutting...don't regret that either, I always found something incredibly fun to do with my friends who came with me or who actually got out at the time. I was a terrible student (not academically) later in Junior High and all through High School. Teachers hated me, and I hated most of them. There was only about 3-4 teachers I really liked.
In our highschool graphic design class we ran win98. So a friend and I gathered the IP addresses of all the PC's in the class. Then, when we had a substitute, he would go to the nearest unoccupied computer and play Solitaire all period. So, we'd nuke him. Then he'd move to another computer across the room, start Sol and we'd bluescreen him there, too.
The look of frustration after about the 5th computer was just priceless.
The look of frustration after about the 5th computer was just priceless.
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Yeah, I did something like that but it was in programming and after the 5th try he'd start walking around and looking at students projects. Of course we were all playing games so we told him that we were "testing our games." Showing the substitute half a page of code got rid of him easily
As for the jumping out the window, I've done that too. Easy as hell to do at my high school.
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