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[yankeeforever2]

Well, This topic ended up 57% worse then what I thought it would be.

 

["God's Beard!"]

What are the file extensions of the pictures on your computer?

 

[Mistouze]

I never make shit up!

Im for realz!!!

And that's why you're patethic :lol

Get your brain working : someone stole the pics. It has to be someone you know.

 

[jakershaker]

[spoiler removed]Send meg så mange bilder du har...jeg lover å ikke dele bildene med alle disse ukultiverte engelsspråklige ;p[/spoiler removed]

Ok, kottila. Prepare to be exposed

Translation:

'Send me the pics you got...I promise to not share them with all these uncultivated englishspeaking people'

 

[AVclub]

OP is VM for Break.com. That is the most logical explanation. How much are they paying you for this advertising Robertsan21? Out with it, you filthy scoundrel!

 

[kottila]

Ok, kottila. Prepare to be exposed

Translation:

'Send me the pics you got...I promise to not share them with all these uncultivated englishspeaking people'

How can you expose?!

 

[Zeke]

they are on break.com as I am writing this.... no she is not a whore and she is at home crying because of this, its not the first time this shit happens, 2 months ago break.com had another photo of her showing titties!

they deleted it after I sent them an angry email telling them I would take legal actions against them if they didnt takedown that photo so they did

wait what?

 

[sixteen-bit]

Have you or your girlfriend ever sent your PCs away for repair?
Have you or your girlfriend ever let another person use your computers?

 

[StriKeVillain]

Holy shit! :lol :lol

 

[Skiptastic]

God dammit, I demand something come of this thread. Stupid work and voting stopping me from figuring this elaborate scheme out.

 

[robertsan21]

Have you or your girlfriend ever sent your PCs away for repair?
Have you or your girlfriend ever let another person use your computers?

nope!

Its probably her ex that this leak is coming from, I aint saying its him but it´s for sure from his computer... I wish break.com could give me the source of this material... but I doubt they will

 

[levious]

wait, five months ago? Did you find another set of twins?

 

[Manics]

nope!

Its probably her ex that this leak is coming from, I aint saying its him but it´s for sure from his computer... I wish break.com could give me the source of this material... but I doubt they will

Is her ex-boyfriend Olimario?

 

[WrikaWrek]

Been looking over at the site, and i don't find any obese chick with a mustache.

 

[robertsan21]

wait, five months ago? Did you find another set of twins?

actually no.. its the same twins

we kind of split up and I found a couple of new women, but I am always dating different chicks so I got them stashed all over the place hahaha :lol

 

[btkadams]

Robertsan, I can make this all go away, but I need your help. Just PM me some cock pics, preferably going into some man-ass.

I can still help you, robertsan. Just PM me the pictures of your cock entering assholes. If it is a female asshole, please either crop their disgusting gash or somehow invert it to resemble balls. Thanks, duder. I will pray thanks to you the next time I go for thai food.

I'm still praying. GO BLUE ROBERTSAN! THE REST OF THE WORLD IS COUNTING ON YOU! SHOW ME YOUR COCK!

why was there no answer for this man's plea?

 

[Keylime]

why was there no answer for this man's plea?

I'd love to know how one would go about creating these pictures assuming they weren't already taken.

"Hey girlfriend, get over here and let me stick it in your ass so I can take a picture"

"...but taking these kinds of pictures is what got us in this situation..."

"SHUT UP AND DO IT! THIS WILL FIX EVERYTHING!"

"...ok..."

*takes pictures*
*minutes later*

"...why are you photoshopping a guy's nuts over my pussy?"

"THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR QUESTIONS!"

 

[∀ Narayan]

I'd love to know how one would go about creating these pictures assuming they weren't already taken.

"Hey girlfriend, get over here and let me stick it in your ass so I can take a picture"

"...but taking these kinds of pictures is what got us in this situation..."

"SHUT UP AND DO IT! THIS WILL FIX EVERYTHING!"

"...ok..."

*takes pictures*
*minutes later*

"...why are you photoshopping a guy's nuts over my pussy?"

"THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR QUESTIONS!"

:lol

So, no pictures of his girl - eh?

 

[The Orange]

why was there no answer for this man's plea?

I'd be willing to settle for some normal robertsan pictures, atleast until we solve this. Then the cock pictures.

 

[joelseph]

internet jealousy...

gotta love it.

internet circle jerk is all I see

 

[Days like these...]

I'd be willing to settle for some normal robertsan pictures, atleast until we solve this. Then the cock pictures.

I second this idea they dont even have to be nude just post pics of the twins.

 

[Jamesfrom818]

WTF is break.com? I'm at work and I don't want to check.

 

[Keylime]

WTF is break.com? I'm at work and I don't want to check.

A site with funny or interesting videos usually.

They have NSFW stuff so I wouldn't advise going.

 

[Jamesfrom818]

Its probably blocked anyway. The only reason I think GAF gets through is because the IT guys in every office probably peruse GAF in their free time.

 

[btkadams]

I'd love to know how one would go about creating these pictures assuming they weren't already taken.

"Hey girlfriend, get over here and let me stick it in your ass so I can take a picture"

"...but taking these kinds of pictures is what got us in this situation..."

"SHUT UP AND DO IT! THIS WILL FIX EVERYTHING!"

"...ok..."

*takes pictures*
*minutes later*

"...why are you photoshopping a guy's nuts over my pussy?"

"THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR QUESTIONS!"

it doesn't have to make sense, it just has to be done.

 

[C.Dark.DN]

If it wasn't you or her... then it was someone else... that simple...
You're an attention whore and logic escapes you.

 

[mwgiii]

God dammit, I demand something come of this thread.

Amen brother.

I guess since there aren't links posted yet, this whole thread is a sham to drive traffic to Break.

 

[Worm_Buffet]

If it wasn't you or her... then it was someone else... that simple...
You're an attention whore and logic escapes you.

Your grasp of logic however, is impeccable... Or is it? What if the pictures uploaded themselves?

 

[GQman2121]

Is there at lease a decent photo of this women online? I would like to see if she's even worth the time it takes to read this thread.

 

[FF_VIII]

internet circle jerk is all I see

It's a sausage fest in here!


...

 

[C.Dark.DN]

Your grasp of logic however, is impeccable... Or is it? What if the pictures uploaded themselves?

If you believe the computer can go to break.com, sign up, login, and happen to upload nude pictures in a random folder... by all means believe it... :lol

Gonna go back to PoliGAF where intelligence resides.

 

[Blackface]

So your GF just keeps a collection of pictures of herself naked, that she hands out like Christmas cards to every BF she has? Her Ex has these pictures, you have these pictures, and you are both wondering how they could end up on break?

Darwin may have a case against him, because somehow you people are still alive.

 

[btkadams]

It's a sausage fest in here!


...

you say that like it's a bad thing

 

[drohne]

how is it that no one has found these pictures yet

THIS IS NOT THE GAF I KNOW

 

[btkadams]

how is it that no one has found these pictures yet

THIS IS NOT THE GAF I KNOW

i dont think enough people care.

 

[commish]

So your GF just keeps a collection of pictures of herself naked, that she hands out like Christmas cards to every BF she has? Her Ex has these pictures, you have these pictures, and you are both wondering how they could end up on break?

Darwin may have a case against him, because somehow you people are still alive.

She even sent me a copy.

 

[AVclub]

how is it that no one has found these pictures yet

THIS IS NOT THE GAF I KNOW

Because they don't exist. OP is shilling for the website and they are obviously paying him to roust the GAF detectives into loading each and every ad-filled page looking for a girl that isn't there.

Also, if this were legit, a way to get photos on the internet without doing anything is to have an Eye-Fi SD card which can automatically send pics to the sharing site of your choice. Someone would then have to steal them and post them on a different place like Break.

I know this because my friend has one and his camera was recently stolen and he has found pictures of the thieves automatically posted on his site without their knowledge.

 

[Jaded Alyx]

Possible explanation:

Do you own a cat?

 

[shuri]

post normal pics of yourself with the girl then. Robertsan, you're a good guy usually, but we know you work doing PR work for online sites.. don't destroy everything in a very awkward viral marketing attempt with the OT

 

[zon]

Gonna go back to PoliGAF where intelligence resides.

:lol

AND EVERYONE IN CIRCUMCISION THREADS HAVE THE IQ OF EINSTEIN

 

[Aeon712]

Why has no one linked to the pics? This is so unlike GAF.

 

[zhenming]

check yo friends mannnn

 

[The Faceless Master]

because he made it up. obviously.

this is neogaf dude.

i guarantee some people looked and they couldn't find it, and don't want to post "well, i looked and i couldn't find shit" after wasting all that time.

 

[robertsan21]

its funny how people think this is fake!

anywone know if Break has a Phone number I can call?

 

[Keylime]

its funny how people think this is fake!

anywone know if Break has a Phone number I can call?

If it's real then give us the link to the pictures.

If they are posted on the website like you claim, then what difference does it make if 20 more people see it?

Deliver or forever be branded a liar.

FOREVER

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Here's a tip: DON'T TAKE ANY NUDE PICTURES OR MAKE ANY TAPES!
God, people don't learn, do they?

Oh and either your gf or her ex posted the pics online.

 

[DangerStepp]

:lol her old boyfriend has them?

Dude you lose at Sherlock Holmes

:lol :lol

Totally. That opens up a world of possibilities. He says that the ex-boyfriend wouldn't do this. But the question is: who has been on that guy's computer?

This thread should be done.

 

[Afrikan]

It might have been her ex.....but I wouldn't put it pass the idea that it might have been your girl..... I don't know her....and you seem to trust her..... but I have learn over the years don't ever put anything past any female.... they are good....real good....

I hope everything works out.....

personally I would try to talk to the ex boyfriend and ask about the pics...... let him know that its not a big deal...whats done is done.....but if he has any more don't post them or there will be problems..... ask him if he did it, without seeming threatening.....

 

[robertsan21]

If it's real then give us the link to the pictures.

If they are posted on the website like you claim, then what difference does it make if 20 more people see it?

Deliver or forever be branded a liar.

FOREVER

haha I aint falling for that, If you want to call me a liar then be my quest.

why would I lie about something bad as this! it aint a status thing to be bragging about you know..

 

[DangerStepp]

haha I aint falling for that, If you want to call me a liar then be my quest.

why would I lie about something bad as this! it aint a status thing to be bragging about you know..

Fall for what? We're your friends and want to help. That's why you posted this, right?

....and in order to help we need to see those pics.