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Breakout the defibulator - Burger King challenges the Thickburger

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Hollywood

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On Monday, the No. 2 fast-food chain launches its Enormous Omelet Sandwich. How enormous? For those counting: one sausage patty, two eggs, two American cheese slices and three strips of bacon. On a bun.

For those still counting, that's four layers of breakfast with 730 calories oozing 47 grams of fat. For about $2.99, depending on the market.

The move flies in the face of many of the industry's better-for-you new products in the past two years - from salads to fruit bowls to bunless burgers.

But few expect it to leave Burger King with egg on its face. The move plays right into an industry counter-trend that strongly appeals to the gut belief of fast-food's favorite, young male customers: Bigger is better.

"The critics will still label it food porn," says Sherri Daye Scott, editor at QSR, a fast-food industry trade magazine. "But the average male fast-food customer does not have a problem with this."

In fact, they love it. That's why the Monster Thickburger has been such a hit for Carl's Jr. and Hardee's. It's why Pizza Hut introduced its Full House XL Pizza. And it's why more are certain to follow. This could also make Burger King more of a player in the breakfast market, where it seriously lags behind McDonald's.

Morgan Spurlock, who ridiculed McDonald's in Super Size Me, says Burger King's new item, "should come with a $5-off coupon for your first angioplasty."

Nutritional experts are aghast. "Eating like this is a step on the way to a heart attack," says Fred Pescatore, author of The Hamptons Diet. "It's irresponsible."
 

NLB2

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Teh Hamburglar said:
Who the f*** cares? Just let people get fat.
And then pay for their bypass surgery? Either no more fatties eating their fatty food, or no social health care.
 

Defensor

Mistaken iRobbery!
Oh my God! I must have this tomorrow morning. Eating Carl's Jr's Breakfast Burger and now this?!

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Now that's whay I call a breakfast!
 

Escape Goat

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I had the McDonald's Deluxe breakfast platter this morning. Two pancakes, hash brown, egg and biscuit. And no, I'm not fat.
 

NLB2

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Teh Hamburglar said:
I had the McDonald's Deluxe breakfast platter this morning. Two pancakes, hash brown, egg and biscuit. And no, I'm not fat.
Hey man, I just don't like having to cover other people's asses because they decide to make bad decisions.
 

GLoK

Member
NLB2 said:
And then pay for their bypass surgery? Either no more fatties eating their fatty food, or no social health care.

Jesus, it's like eating one of these is suddenly going to turn you into a 350 lbs obese lard ass. You think preventing menu choices like this will prevent fat people?

Good lord, that's like saying censorship of video games and movies will prevent murder.
 

NLB2

Banned
GLoK said:
Jesus, it's like eating one of these is suddenly going to turn you into a 350 lbs obese lard ass. You think preventing menu choices like this will prevent fat people?

Good lord, that's like saying censorship of video games and movies will prevent murder.
I agree with you, can't ban it, shouldn't ban it. But don't glorify eating shit that unhealthy and, if you make a habit out of eating shit that unhealthy and become obese, pay more taxes!
 

Santo

Junior Member
Has anybody ever tried eating organic food? Not only will you save your health and does it taste way better, but you won't feel like absolute shit after eating it.
 

Link

The Autumn Wind
You think that's bad? I heard a Burger King radio commercial today advertising the "Double Whopper Deluxe," which includes two beef patties, four slices of cheese, and eight strips of bacon.

I can feel my arteries clogging just talking about it.
 

Dan

No longer boycotting the Wolfenstein franchise
My mouth is watering. That thing looks so tasty :D

I'll definitely be trying one soon. I fail to see what's wrong in occasionally eating something like this. Yeah, if that's what you live off, there's a problem, but splurging once in a while is no biggie.
 

fennec fox

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Santo said:
Has anybody ever tried eating organic food? Not only will you save your health and does it taste way better, but you won't feel like absolute shit after eating it.
Hey, we can't all be snooty Seventh Generationers and live in areas where there's a Trader Joe's!
 

Xenon

Member
BK is the worst place for breakfast. I have yet to go there and have all three components(meat, egg, and cheese) of the crossandwich be hot. Shit saying hot is a stretch. Most of the time it luke warm.

still I am intrigued )=|
 
Nothing about the Ultimate Double Whopper? Two patties, extra bacon, extra cheese, PURE HEAVEN (if you're really hungry like I was when I had one).
 

Defensor

Mistaken iRobbery!
Link said:
You think that's bad? I heard a Burger King radio commercial today advertising the "Double Whopper Deluxe," which includes two beef patties, four slices of cheese, and eight strips of bacon.

I can feel my arteries clogging just talking about it.



mightynine said:
Nothing about the Ultimate Double Whopper? Two patties, extra bacon, extra cheese, PURE HEAVEN (if you're really hungry like I was when I had one).

I haven't heard about both of these before.... *Drives to BK*
 

Do The Mario

Unconfirmed Member
This kind of food tastes like shit anyway, why don’t people just wake there fat asses up 30mins earlier and cook there own breakfast. You can still be fat but at least have good fuckin taste.
 

Triumph

Banned
I saw the commercial for this thing. It's another one of those "Breakfast with the King" weird ass commercials. It was awesome.

I will never eat this sandwich.
 

xsarien

daedsiluap
As a fan of going completely balls out for breakfast (when I have the occasion to get up in time to justify eating "breakfast"), I wholly approve of this sandwich. It's obviously not something you'd want to eat everyday, but the 3 a.m., 24-hour coffee shop, $4 Big Breakfast Special fan in me wants this thing.

Now.
 

SyNapSe

Member
That Carl's Jr. breakfast sandwich looks disgusting and ridiculous for some reason. This BK breakfast sandwich isn't anywhere in the league of that Monster Thickburger is in? It looks huge.
 
This seems like its gonna be the perfect grease-athon to help you overcome those nasty hang overs from the night before. I thank you BK!
 

shantyman

WHO DEY!?
Kabuki Waq said:
wow and i thought Wendys triple was a heart attack waiting to happen.

Is anyone else disturbed by the method Wendy's uses to construct their multiple patty burgers? They just lay 3 patties of meat on top of each other. It just seems... savage.

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borghe

Loves the Greater Toronto Area
to all of you posters who ask "How do you people eat this shit" it's easy.. allow me to describe..

I eat what.. get ready for it.. here it comes......... I eat what TASTES GOOD!!! OMFG!!!! HOW CAN HE DO THAT!! That's right... you don't sit here counting calories, fat grams, saturated fats, carbs, or any other bullshit you health nuts fucking do... you eat what tastes good. you eat things in moderation, do more than sit at a computer and type on GAF all day, and live a decent life.

this sandwich is not a heart attack waiting to happen, and it is annoying as shit to see people write that. What is a heart attack waiting to happen is eating three of these a day, only eating these every day, washing them down with cold pizza, and then sitting on your ass during all of the time in between...

Now if I were to eat one of these things every day, followed by two to three more full meals every day... well, yeah, that's probably not good unless I am some intense athelete trying to grab all of the calories I can in a day.. but to eat one of these every so often...

sorry.. I would rather eat food I want and exercise and be happy than sit here and worry about what I eat and what I shouldn't eat and what has too much fat or carbs or sodium etc.
 

belgurdo

Banned
GLoK said:
Jesus, it's like eating one of these is suddenly going to turn you into a 350 lbs obese lard ass. You think preventing menu choices like this will prevent fat people?

To many here, overreacting and hyperbolic statements are king
 

borghe

Loves the Greater Toronto Area
to be fair though (which I wasn't before), for some people food is just another thing that has to be done, and others it is an extreme joy. Me personally, food is a joy. I love eating, I love taste, and it is just awesome. I am a tad heavy (BMI 26.6) but certainly not obese or anything. I am in decent shape and can and do run a few miles without a problem.. but I know I have to stay on top of exercise or my weight probably would get out of control because of how much I love food..

on the other hand my daughter (4 years old) hates food.. I mean she seriously would only eat once or twice a day if she could. and not only does she not like the actual act of eating but really dislikes most foods.. it is a chore to get her to eat anything...

so different strokes for different folks... but in that same vein stop with all of the "OMGF HOWZ CN U EET THT!!!!!!!!!! <3ATK!~~~"
 
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