Fuck the Shocker (although I don't know what the fuck it is. ), I would have given her a dirty sanchez, then did my very own addition to the Bronco.
*doing Britney doggystyle*
'Hey, Christina Aguilera sings better!'
*grabs Britney's tittes and hangs on*
Who knows, I'm starting to think there are two Britney Spears. One of them is clearly addicted to draino or something. And the other has someone that airbrushes your eyes whenever you see her.