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[Matlock]

http://www.news24.com/News24/Backpage/HotGossip/0,,2-1343-1344_1726805,00.html

NOOOOOOO

 

[btrboyev]

she's about 5 years too late

 

[olimario]

she's about 5 years too late

:lol
It's so true.
I don't care about seeing her naked now.

 

[SonicMegaDrive]

Poor Britney. She's well past her 15th minute.(or even 16th minute)

 

[DarienA]

she's about 5 years too late

Easily.

 

[akascream]

she's about 5 years too late

That's where the airbrush comes in.

 

[Desperado]

she's about 5 years too late

god, exactly what I was thinking.

 

[ronito]

The horror...the horror...

 

[aoi tsuki]

That's where the airbrush comes in.

Their ain't a scratch disk large enough to hold the removed layers of ugly.

 

[Aruarian Reflection]

Hrm, why isn't the picture showing up?

 

[MIMIC]

Tom Cruise season is in full-swing.

Other celebrities: be warned.

 

[Baconäger]

Let me know when her sister poses.

 

[Andy787]

I still want to see it. I've wanted to see her naked since I was 13 and she just started out, and I knew the day would come, but damn if she missed the right opportunity.

Wait, she's doing it pregnant? Or before? If the former, I take it back.

 

[tedtropy]

This is the Britney I want to see naked, not this...

...let's get cracking on that time machine GAF.

 

[Aruarian Reflection]

It seems like she's planning on posing in her 7th month of pregnancy.

 

[olimario]

 

[Flynn]

Next year's headline:

"Spears in talks with Evil Angel to do Double Anal."

 

[Ryck]

I guess her stupid reality show wasn't enough to get her back in the spotlight......(you can replace reality show with posing nude/kissing madonna etc etc)

 

[Kung Fu Jedi]

Photoshop can take 15 pounds, and hopefully 5 years off.

 

[evil ways]

She's probably trying to imitate Demi Moore's Vanity Fair pregnant pics.

 

[radioheadrule83]

Even after people have taken lots of pictures of her looking rough lately... let's be honest I see rougher every day and I'm still interested...

Plus it's like the end of an era. It's one of those things that once upon a time I would have said would never happen. I wanna see!

But why pregnant

 

[silver]

Britney naked? YES PLEASE

Cliché, but the nerds who scream 'too late' the hardest would probably kill to fuck her.

 

[DarienA]

Britney naked? YES PLEASE

Cliché, but the nerds who scream 'too late' the hardest would probably kill to fuck her.

I love how when people aren't interested in someone that a poster is... then that poster often starts running the nerd line....

 

[Ponn]

Now if it was a triple play with the Olsen Twins, that would be something.

 

[Matlock]

I love how when people aren't interested in someone that a poster is... then that poster often starts running the nerd line....

Yeah, but what he lacks in tact, he makes up for in balls.

 

[Zep]

Britney naked? YES PLEASE

Cliché, but the nerds who scream 'too late' the hardest would probably kill to fuck her.

shut up bitch. Shes in garbage time now, nobody wanna hit that,.

 

[Mofo]

I was a huge Britney guy until thoise pics of her walking out of a gas station restroom with bare fing feet hit the net.... GROSS.

But yeah, I wouldn't mind seeing her ta-tas.

 

[silver]

I just can't see why anyone WOULDN'T want to see naked pictures of Britney Spears. I mean, this: "Their ain't a scratch disk large enough to hold the removed layers of ugly." is just ridiculous. He would probably hit it so fast you wouldn't even see it.

 

[Ponn]

I was a huge Britney guy until thoise pics of her walking out of a gas station restroom with bare fing feet hit the net.... GROSS.

But yeah, I wouldn't mind seeing her ta-tas.

All the foot fetish dreams down the drain.

 

[acoustix]

she's about 5 years too late

qft

sigh, I miss pre 2000 Britney.

 

[ronito]

All yours.

 

[Ryck]

Damn can you say hard life!

 

[Space Age Playboy]

It's a pregnant photoshoot.

 

[Matlock]

It's a pregnant photoshoot.

^You?

 

[GSG Flash]

You guys shouldn't get too excited, if the photo will be anything like Demi Moore's nude pregnant photo, then we won't be seeing anything we haven't seen before.

 

[MIMIC]

Exactly. It's Vanity Fair, not Playboy.

 

[J2 Cool]

Britney naked? YES PLEASE

Cliché, but the nerds who scream 'too late' the hardest would probably kill to fuck her.

Shut up, you'd be interested in Ben Afleck's nuts if they were exposed.

 

[Chittagong]

* anticipatory fapping *

 

[Matrix]

Shut up, you'd be interested in Ben Afleck's nuts if they were exposed.

Only if they were on his neck or smashed between his fingers.

 

[Leon]

If it happens, every person in this thread will masturbate at least twice to the pictures. The haters, three times.

 

[Rocket9]

Was she even 18 five years ago? Either way this is the last step before she completely dissapear from the musical map

 

[Days like these...]

Maybe she'll pose with K-FED's sack on the back of her neck!

 

[turok4n64]

All yours.

is this brittany spears? :lol

OMFG WTF. :lol

 

[Shinobi]

I just can't see why anyone WOULDN'T want to see naked pictures of Britney Spears. I mean, this: "Their ain't a scratch disk large enough to hold the removed layers of ugly." is just ridiculous. He would probably hit it so fast you wouldn't even see it.

Seeing her naked would be one thing. Seeing her naked and PREGNANT is simply foul. I was hot as fuck for Demi Moore back in the day (hell I'd still tap her ass), but those preggo pics she did made me want to throw up.

If you're into preggo porn then I guess this is your ultimate fantasy. But in the normal world where people are repulsed by such things, there's no joy to be found here.

And the whole "IF THE HATERS SAW HER NAKED THEY'D HIT IT ANYWAY SO SHUT UP" routine is older then Moses. I'm sure the haters who think Janet Reno looks like the backside of a rhino secretly want to tap her ass as well. :lol Seriously, grow up.

 

[pestul]

Seriously though.. if you see *nothing* other than her belly (I assume arms will be convieniently placed over more sensitive areas), how would it be any different than photoshoots she's already done?

 

[OmniGamer]

Reminds me of Doris from The Critic.

 

[eLGee]

She looks like the hooker in "Monster".

 

[Lakitu]

'Don't worry, they can't see my face through these sunglasses.'

 

[Mugen]

Let me know when her sister poses.

TOKTT.

 

[Ned Flanders]

Her boobs are saggerific people. If you've seen any of her bra-less pics you'd know this. Her nipples are well below horizontal. She's kept them well guarded in push-up bras and clever editing for some time now.

The thing is that when women get pregnant, their boobs swell accordingly and they get all gassed thinking they're "voluptous", and their spiraling hormones allow them to believe that pregnancy is beautiful. So they disrobe because the "magic of pregnancy" allows them to justify the nudity. Remember Demi Moore? Lisa Rinna (now she was hot pregnant)? Its just estrogen-cult nonsense, and unfortunately as horny men we have to endorse it because its the only way we'll ever get to see some of these honeys in the buff. Catch 22?? Indeed.