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[The Lamp]

FORBES released their Top 100 Celebs list, GODNEY placed at #6, tho the most relevant part of this list is that she is the highest paid female musician in the whole list including the (questionable #1 J.HOE). CRYING FOR YOUR FAVES. Who said she was irrelevant and had no career? I thought people with no careers made no money? The fact that she got paid more than all your faves is hysterical. NO CAREER? NOT PRINCESS OF POP? DISMISSED.

HIGHEST-PAID MUSICIANS:

1 Elton John $80 million
2 Bon Jovi $60 million
3 Britney Spears $58 million
4 Paul McCartney $57 million
5 Taylor Swift $57 million
6 Toby Keith $55 million
7 Justin Bieber $55 million
8 Rihanna $53 million
9 Lady Gaga $52 million
10 Katy Perry $45 million
11 Kenny Chesney $44 million
12 Beyoncé Knowles $35 million
13 Adele $35 million
14 Brad Paisley $32 million
15 Tiesto $23 million
16 Skrillex $15 million

THE RECEIPTS DON'T LIE GURLS

http://www.forbes.com/celebrities/

Meanwhile all of your flop favorite musicians are SCAVENGING for SCRAPS on the HOLY GROUNDS she walks on. You should TRY and CNTRL+F your faves CAREERS cause I dont think you will find them anywhere after this TEA.

Once a LESSOR ALWAYS A LESSOR

Hang it UP. The Head BITCH is that BITCH and is snatching wigs this year ya'll. Jasmine Premium CHAI CLOCKED AND SERVED x12.

 

[Leona Lewis]

FORBES released their Top 100 Celebs list, GODNEY placed at #6, tho the most relevant part of this list is that she is the highest paid female musician in the whole list including the (questionable #1 J.HOE). CRYING FOR YOUR FAVES. Who said she was irrelevant and had no career? I thought people with no careers made no money? The fact that she got paid more than all your faves is hysterical. NO CAREER? NOT PRINCESS OF POP? DISMISSED.

HIGHEST-PAID MUSICIANS:

1 Elton John $80 million
2 Bon Jovi $60 million
3 Britney Spears $58 million
4 Paul McCartney $57 million
5 Taylor Swift $57 million
6 Toby Keith $55 million
7 Justin Bieber $55 million
8 Rihanna $53 million
9 Lady Gaga $52 million
10 Katy Perry $45 million
11 Kenny Chesney $44 million
12 Beyoncé Knowles $35 million
13 Adele $35 million
14 Brad Paisley $32 million
15 Tiesto $23 million
16 Skrillex $15 million

THE RECEIPTS DON'T LIE GURLS

http://www.forbes.com/celebrities/

Meanwhile all of your flop favorite musicians are SCAVENGING for SCRAPS on the HOLY GROUNDS she walks on. You should TRY and CNTRL+F your faves CAREERS cause I dont think you will find them anywhere after this TEA.

Once a LESSOR ALWAYS A LESSOR

Hang it UP. The Head BITCH is that BITCH and is snatching wigs this year ya'll. Jasmine Premium CHAI CLOCKED AND SERVED x12.

 

[Kyon]

The Queen starts recording NEXT WEEK. Not Worthy tbh

 

[Kyon]

It begins today. I'll start updates. So far EVERYONE is loving and SCREAMING everytime she talks lol

QUEENS ARRIVAL:

 

[Ninja Scooter]

FORBES released their Top 100 Celebs list, GODNEY placed at #6, tho the most relevant part of this list is that she is the SECOND highest paid female musician in the whole list including the (questionable #1 J.HOE). CRYING FOR YOUR FAVES. Who said she was irrelevant and had no career? I thought people with no careers made no money? The fact that she got paid more than all your faves is hysterical. NO CAREER? NOT PRINCESS OF POP? DISMISSED.

HIGHEST-PAID MUSICIANS:

1 Elton John $80 million
2 Bon Jovi $60 million
3 Britney Spears $58 million
4 Paul McCartney $57 million
5 Taylor Swift $57 million
6 Toby Keith $55 million
7 Justin Bieber $55 million
8 Rihanna $53 million
9 Lady Gaga $52 million
10 Katy Perry $45 million
11 Kenny Chesney $44 million
12 Beyoncé Knowles $35 million
13 Adele $35 million
14 Brad Paisley $32 million
15 Tiesto $23 million
16 Skrillex $15 million

THE RECEIPTS DON'T LIE GURLS

http://www.forbes.com/celebrities/

Meanwhile all of your flop favorite musicians are SCAVENGING for SCRAPS on the HOLY GROUNDS she walks on. You should TRY and CNTRL+F your faves CAREERS cause I dont think you will find them anywhere after this TEA.

Once a LESSOR ALWAYS A LESSOR

Hang it UP. The Head BITCH is that BITCH and is snatching wigs this year ya'll. Jasmine Premium CHAI CLOCKED AND SERVED x12.

Sorry, Elton wins. But here's a pic of Sir Elton with Britney to make you feel a bit better:

 

[Kyon]

We were talking FEMALE POP STARS WHO ACTUALLY MATTER hun. BYE........................... oh i just now got the joke.


EDIT: The Queen's Critiques. CAN YOUR LESSER FAVES GET STANDING OVATIONS WHEN THEY SPEAK? http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cviKUrkJ8l8

 

[perfectchaos007]

I had some friends who went to the taping today in Austin, they said she did really well as a judge

 

[Soulscribe]

I had some friends who went to the taping today in Austin, they said she did really well as a judge

I was there and my takeaway was that most people in the theater were laughing at her critiques because they were so generic and useless. The laughing started when she called someone who was objectively terrible "magical," which first got some boo's but after that people around were just glaring at each other whenever she'd talk. It was pretty bad honestly. Demi Lovato was pretty good though, she had interesting critiques to share instead of forcibly saying a few words when summoned by Simon.

 

[Kyon]

I was there and my takeaway was that most people in the theater were laughing at her critiques because they were so generic and useless. The laughing started when she called someone who was objectively terrible "magical," which first got some boo's but after that people around were just glaring at each other whenever she'd talk. It was pretty bad honestly. Demi Lovato was pretty good though, she had interesting critiques to share instead of forcibly saying a few words when summoned by Simon.

How big was the place sis?