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[Ripclawe]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004521195,00.html

NEWLYWED Britney Spears shows her undying love – by scribbling on a shop wall.

Britney, 22, popped into the Hollywood store with husband Kevin Federline, 26.



She grabbed a marker pen and scrawled a message alongside others by stars like actress Lindsay Lohan.

Britney, whose memo called Kevin “the sexiest man alive”, is said to be taking two years off to start a family.

 

[Lambtron]

She needs to get hooked on coke and fade from the public eye faster, goddammit.

I hate this cunt.

 

[MIMIC]

P.S. what?

 

[FoneBone]

She needs to get hooked on coke and fade from the public eye faster, goddammit.

I hate this cunt.

To be safe, you might want to edit that...

 

[Pochacco]

She's nearly the same age as me yet is hundreds of millions of dollars richer.
Not fair

 

[nomoment]

Bahaha. What kind of stupid advice is that?

"PS: B Wicked."

 

[LizardKing]

why do they always seem to get a picture of her making an extremely retarded face? Homemaker britney is more fun than touring/recording britney. It's fun to see her do retarded things.

 

[Bog]

She's nearly the same age as me yet is hundreds of millions of dollars richer.
Not fair

It probably has something to do with you having such a shitty avatar.

 

[Prince of Space]

Is it even possible for her to take a picture without looking like a complete retard?

 

[duderon]

It probably has something to do with you having such a shitty avatar.

Pochacco, go back to the avatar with the girl that licked her lips. One of the best avatars ever.

 

[Pochacco]

It probably has something to do with you having such a shitty avatar.

...but it's from Shaolin Soccer =(

 

[Mike Works]

Bahaha. What kind of stupid advice is that?

"PS: B Wicked."

 

[duderon]

"She got all up in my grill, so i said FU and kicked her in the box."

ROCK

 

[Jim Bowie]

Take off all your preppy clothes so I can can kick you in the box.

 

[XMonkey]

Pochacco, go back to the avatar with the girl that licked her lips. One of the best avatars ever.

Yes indeed. I second that.

 

[Takuan]

She doesn't look offensively ugly in this pic. I'd hit it!

 

[Drozmight]

AM I the only one looking forward to the eventual MTV reality show?

 

[Cool]

LAME. I've seen 7-year-olds who seem smarter than her...

People still say they'd hit it?

How could possibly want to hit someone who spells "was", as "wuz"?

And look at her hair. She looks physically atrocious.

 

[Particle Physicist]

And look at her hair. She looks physically atrocious.

it looks like she doesnt shower anymore.

 

[Ramirez]

LMAO,you guys would be tripping over yourselves if she approached you.

 

[Lambtron]

LMAO,you guys would be tripping over yourselves if she approached you.

If by "tripping over yourselves" you mean "punching her in the mouth" you'd be right on, mang.

 

[duderon]

:lol

 

[Drinky Crow]

B WICKED

 

[Team Rancid]

Shes "You can take the girl out of the trailer but can't take the trailer out of the girl." these days. USED to be so hot.

Hats off to him though. Suckered her into marrying her and even with the prenup, should do ok afterwards. Just stop knocking up everything in sight.

 

[Trakball]

Anybody want to place bets as to how long it takes for Mr. Federman to dump Britney & go back to Ms. Jackson with 1/2 of Britney's bank ("but we're in love, we don't need a prenup!"). My guess is eight months.

If she did sign a prenup then I guess I'm just out of the Britney loop and I change my guess to five months.

 

[samus4ever]

Anybody want to place bets as to how long it takes for Mr. Federman to dump Britney & go back to Ms. Jackson with 1/2 of Britney's bank ("but we're in love, we don't need a prenup!"). My guess is eight months.

If she did sign a prenup then I guess I'm just out of the Britney loop and I change my guess to five months.

you are out of the loop.

 

[Ramirez]

If by "tripping over yourselves" you mean "punching her in the mouth" you'd be right on, mang.

Why?Has she caused you some physical pain?Has she conspired with Olimario and sent you hate letters or something?

Im not a fan of hers or anything,but I'm just being real,I know anyone here would hit it,and not with their fist,I mean c'mon.

 

[Trakball]

samus: I'm ashamed.

ramirez: I would hit it, and in the way that you specify. but if i hit the teen-idol-fuckathon lottery, i would pick someone else. like Lindsay, we could get drunk together

 

[Ramirez]

Yea,Im not sayin she is tops anymore or anything,but these guys on a fuckin internet message board acting like they would tell her no aren't kidding anyone

 

[Escape Goat]

Sexiest man alive? :lol

Nick Lachey: Hey, Britney. Is this street urchin bothering you?

Britney: Uh, thats my husband.

Jessica: *smirks at Britney*

 

[Cool]

Yea,Im not sayin she is tops anymore or anything,but these guys on a fuckin internet message board acting like they would tell her no aren't kidding anyone

I WOULD.

 

[belgurdo]

She needs to get hooked on coke and fade from the public eye faster, goddammit.

I hate this cunt.

Someone got banned for calling a woman a "cunt" recently (

), so you might wanna change your statement

 

[borghe]

IWHTA

When she is done up she is amazingly hot, and when she is slumming it she still looks like a hot local chick.

anyone who says otherwise is a liar or not interested in women.

 

[belgurdo]

IWHTA

When she is done up she is amazingly hot, and when she is slumming it she still looks like a hot local chick.

anyone who says otherwise is a liar or not interested in women.

Indeed.

Let's see your girlfriends and wives, gentlemen

 

[Trakball]

Borghe, come on now. There's hundreds of women that I pass on the street every single day that are > Britney.

Sure, Britney's cute, and I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but her supposeded "hotness" is more of a product of media saturation than anything else.

And saying that anyone who disagrees = gay is kinda gay.

 

[MIMIC]

IWHTA

When she is done up she is amazingly hot, and when she is slumming it she still looks like a hot local chick.

anyone who says otherwise is a liar or not interested in women.

I so fucking agree. No woman is on fire 100% of the time.

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

I thought the PS said "B Hicked" :lol

 

[Acrylamid]

Someone got banned for calling a woman a "cunt" recently (

), so you might wanna change your statement

Well, she's "not a girl not yet a woman", so he has an excuse.

 

[Jill Sandwich]

 

[MrPing1000]

 

[borghe]

Borghe, come on now. There's hundreds of women that I pass on the street every single day that are > Britney.

Sure, Britney's cute, and I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but her supposeded "hotness" is more of a product of media saturation than anything else.

And saying that anyone who disagrees = gay is kinda gay.

not saying there aren't chicks out there hotter than britney.. what I am saying is that she is in that same "good looking chick on the street" category even when she's slumming it..

and no, saying anyone who disagrees is lying or gay is just from being an almost 30 year old hetero male and hanging around other hetero males of all sorts. we are pigs and would generally shag someone who we personally think is not really that attractive, let alone someone who it is safe to say that virtually everyone admits to being at the very least decent looking.