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Brushing Your Teeth in the Shower: Taboo?
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Space Age Playboy
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I can't believe I used to pee in the bathtub when I was a little kid. :lol
Litigation Manuel
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Heezzi said:
Okay, for an experiment, I will not pee in the shower for 2 weeks. If in that time I get a woman, or get to know someone who will likely become very soon "my woman", I will give you an internet handshake.
Any bets?
Escape Goat
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Saves you a trip to the bathroom? Do you just hose down out back? Brushing teeth takes 30 seconds. Lazy ass!
Musashi Wins!
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For some reason brushing your teeth in the shower seems unsavory to me, but pissing in the sink is goddamn unspeakable. You filthy, low class curs.
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I don't notice a difference in taste between normal water and heated, but that may be because we have reverse-osmosis filters on every water system in our house (due to the danger of nitrates getting into the water from local farms).
Anyways, I've always brushed my teeth in the shower. :lol I have long hair and condition a lot, so I usually wash my face with cleanser and brush my teeth in the 15 minutes I am letting the conditioner set for. I don't really find anything wrong with it, but then again I'm a very clean person when it comes to my showers and stuff; I'd find it sooo nasty if somebody had crusted toothpaste or something in their shower or something. :lol
I really hope you guys are joking about pissing in the shower. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Anyways, I've always brushed my teeth in the shower. :lol I have long hair and condition a lot, so I usually wash my face with cleanser and brush my teeth in the 15 minutes I am letting the conditioner set for. I don't really find anything wrong with it, but then again I'm a very clean person when it comes to my showers and stuff; I'd find it sooo nasty if somebody had crusted toothpaste or something in their shower or something. :lol
I really hope you guys are joking about pissing in the shower. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
MaverickX9
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Teh Hamburglar said:
Dentists say you should brush your teeth for 3 minutes.
Space Age Playboy
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I thought it was two minutes.
MaverickX9
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I'm pretty sure it is three.
In a circular motion.
In a circular motion.
Mr. Bigglesworth
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It's all you filthy urinaters that prevent me from ever swimming in a public pool.
Use a god damn toilet.
Use a god damn toilet.
Pissing in the sink... that's all a joke I'm assuming.
Pissing in the shower... hey, aim for the drain; piss isn't really unclean (tho the urea content is a bit unsafe), it just attracts alot of micro organisms due to its high mineral content. The water will easily dilute the relatively sterile piss and wash it away before any bugs know what happened.
I mean... if you guys wanna get technical...
if you guys have ever touched any public object... such as an elevator button, or a door handle or railings... or money.... that's about 1000 times worse than pissing in the shower. On a technical level of course.
Pissing in the shower... hey, aim for the drain; piss isn't really unclean (tho the urea content is a bit unsafe), it just attracts alot of micro organisms due to its high mineral content. The water will easily dilute the relatively sterile piss and wash it away before any bugs know what happened.
I mean... if you guys wanna get technical...
if you guys have ever touched any public object... such as an elevator button, or a door handle or railings... or money.... that's about 1000 times worse than pissing in the shower. On a technical level of course.
Manabanana
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If I'm not mistaken, urine kills fungus. A good way to avoid athletes' foot or other infectious fungi is to pee on your feet in the shower, especially useful (and disgusting) in public showers. You shower pee-ers have the right idea. I always wear shower sandals in public showers so I don't have to worry about fungus, warts, or pee. And no, I don't pee in the shower.
Pissing in the sink seems to be gathering a lot of hate. But it really is nice.
Also, are people going "ewwww" to pissing in the shower serious? What happens if you step in, and a little hot water hits your dick. That'll make you want to pee. So what, you step out of the shower, dry up, prop the toilet seat up and start pissing, naked? I'm sorry, but now that's a freak.
PS : It should be mentioned that you clean the sink up after the deed. My toilet and sink are cleaner than every one of my friend's toilet and sink.
Also, are people going "ewwww" to pissing in the shower serious? What happens if you step in, and a little hot water hits your dick. That'll make you want to pee. So what, you step out of the shower, dry up, prop the toilet seat up and start pissing, naked? I'm sorry, but now that's a freak.
PS : It should be mentioned that you clean the sink up after the deed. My toilet and sink are cleaner than every one of my friend's toilet and sink.
TheDuce22 said:
If they were putting hydrofluoric acid in water and toothpaste, there would be a lot of very dead people out there.
And if your bottle of toothpaste says a pea sized amount is *lethal*, someone's not doing their job right. At worst it'll give you some stomach cramps or something.
Next you'll quote something that says it's a mind control experiment.
MaverickX9
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I don't care how well you scrub the sink after you piss in it...
The thought of piss being in that sink at one time is too much...what if you drop your tooth brush in there? That is sick. Just the thought of brushing your teeth in the same recepticle that you piss in...good lord.
The thought of piss being in that sink at one time is too much...what if you drop your tooth brush in there? That is sick. Just the thought of brushing your teeth in the same recepticle that you piss in...good lord.
Space Age Playboy
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Two or three, it's all good. I don't bother to time it. As long as I feel each tooth has gotten adequate attention I move on. If you're sloppy and slow, 3 minutes isn't enough.MaverickX9 said:
Definitely in a circular motion though. If you brush your teeth in a back and forth sawing motion, you need to check yourself before you wreck yourgums.
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MaverickX9 said:
I suppose this explains why the people who piss in the sink brush their teeth in the shower. Madness, madness I tell you!
TheDuce22 said:
It also suggests that if you get some shampoo in your eye and can't get it out you call the poison control center. In neither case does it mean a lethal dose. There is a huge difference.
These warning labels are practically the official, government controlled version of warnings on a gameboy that you not put it in the oven.
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MaverickX9
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Musashi Wins! said:
Yeah, but what about the people that piss in their shower too?
I don't know about all this pissing in places other than a toilet...
Great King Bowser
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I heard somewhere pissing in the shower stops athletes foot.
But anyway, I have no qualms taking a piss in the shower. Showering seems to suddenly make me need to go, and I'm not gonna get out of the shower just to take a piss, getting the floor wet in the process.
But anyway, I have no qualms taking a piss in the shower. Showering seems to suddenly make me need to go, and I'm not gonna get out of the shower just to take a piss, getting the floor wet in the process.
Escape Goat
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You cant hold it for 5 minutes?
TheDuce22 said:Lethal was the wrong word. The warning is there for a reason, if you want to ignore it and continue eating/swallowing toothpaste go right ahead.
Eh, given the things you were quoting I have no doubt you probably believe(d) it's lethal. There are a lot of questions about flouride, but one thing that's for sure is that ingestion of toothpaste is only directly fatal to small children if they eat pretty much the whole bottle. Probably so would a whole carton of milk.
Just because I'm pointing out the absurdity of your hysterics over a pea-sized blob of toothpaste doesn't mean I eat the stuff.
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