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[TheInfamousKira]

I don't know if it's because I'm blue eyed or because I use generic shampoo or whatever, but when I get into my shower, I basically operate on echolocation because the sensation of anything going into my eyes or running into my eyes immediately makes them rocket shut on reflex, thus trapping the water inside the creamy whites of my eyes, whereupon my optic nerves are cleansed by searing waves of six syllable chemicals.

It's akin to seeing a video of a civ getting tear gassed, except wet and naked. Am I a spectrum dwelling zebra in The Savanah of the Normal, or do other people have my problem?

 

[Dacvak]

Weekend GAF is officially here

 

[Illiterate Actual]

Before LASIK, no. After LASIK, yes, I can see myself pee in the shower.

 

[Zelduh]

Maybe stop getting shampoo in your eyes?

 

[Days like these...]

I don't know if it's because I'm blue eyed or because I use generic shampoo or whatever, but when I get into my shower, I basically operate on echolocation because the sensation of anything going into my eyes or running into my eyes immediately makes them rocket shut on reflex, thus trapping the water inside the creamy whites of my eyes, whereupon my optic nerves are cleansed by searing waves of six syllable chemicals.

It's akin to seeing a video of a civ getting tear gassed, except wet and naked. Am I a spectrum dwelling zebra in The Savanah of the Normal, or do other people have my problem?

Get baby shampoo and yeah you're probably hardcore neurodivergent

 

[*Nightwing]

+1 clapping

But I'm not a retard clapping for no reason, I only clap at the end, and I'm clapping in appreciation of successfully completing my shower.


Do you peas in chowder next?

 

[Mistake]

I didn't know showers made you go full looney toons op. That's quite the conditioner

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Maybe stop getting shampoo in your eyes?

In order to do that I have to close my eyes.

I'm still blind.

 

[digital_ghost]

This guy hasn't showered for 60 years. And dies after his first shower.

'World's Dirtiest Man' dies at 94, reportedly 'not long after' his first bath in 60 years

Amou Haji had the nickname, "world's dirtiest man," for choosing not to wash himself for six decades, fearing he would get sick. He died Sunday at 94.

www.usatoday.com

 

[Little Mac]

I thought OP fucked up the thread title and meant to say "pee" instead of "see", but no, it's more weird than that.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Again, thought this was another The Lunch Legend thread

 

[Jinzo Prime]

I'm concerned about Gaf's inability to complete basic hygienic functions.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

I'm concerned about Gaf's inability to complete basic hygienic functions.

I can complete them!


....but there's a terrible cost.

 

[Rockondevil]

spectrum

Definitely something related to this.

 

[Eiknarf]

What is this?
A parody of my post from yesterday that got closed?!

Do you pee in the shower?

Yes I am. Why would I pee and then go shower when I can do both

www.neogaf.com

 

[bender]

I'll give you a swirly and see from inside the toilet.

 

[Valedix]

should've just called this thread Do you see?

 

[Pallas]

As an American, I never clap in the shower. Why in the hell would you clap in the shower? I'm too busy making sure my dumbass don't slip and kill myself.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

As an American, I never clap in the shower. Why in the hell would you clap in the shower? I'm too busy making sure my dumbass don't slip and kill myself.

Applause worthy, I'd say.

 

[DeafTourette]

I can see just fine. It's not hard to see in the shower. Even when water is pouring down my face.

 

[IDKFA]

I don't know if it's because I'm blue eyed or because I use generic shampoo or whatever, but when I get into my shower, I basically operate on echolocation because the sensation of anything going into my eyes or running into my eyes immediately makes them rocket shut on reflex, thus trapping the water inside the creamy whites of my eyes, whereupon my optic nerves are cleansed by searing waves of six syllable chemicals.

I also have blue eyes, but I've never experienced this problem.

I'd suggest using better quality shower gel/shampoo. Either that or you have beta male eyes and they need to man up!

 

[bitbydeath]

You don't tilt your head back to get rid of the shampoo? You shouldn't get any in your eyes.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

Again, thought this was another The Lunch Legend thread

I can see but sometimes tough to pee

 

[Tams]

No. The wanking makes me blind.

 

[Trilobit]

The better question is whether you're one of those who wash their hands after taking a shower.

 

[chromhound]

 

[The Lunch Legend]

When you are in the shower/bath do you use bar soap or liquid soap to wash your body with? Also, are you a man or woman?


For me... I'm a man and I use liquid soap.
I mainly use different soaps and scents that are on sale at the drug store or grocery store. The only time I use Bath & Body Works is if I receive it as a gift.

 

[jshackles]

Why is GAF so obsessed with other people's showering habits?

 

[Dacvak]

Lather > Scrub > Pee in shower > Rinse

 

[TheInfamousKira]

When you are in the shower/bath do you use bar soap or liquid soap to wash your body with? Also, are you a man or woman?


For me... I'm a man and I use liquid soap.
I mainly use different soaps and scents that are on sale at the drug store or grocery store. The only time I use Bath & Body Works is if I receive it as a gift.

I'm a man (I think, 21st century is confusing) and use good old fashioned bars of soap.

 

[Boralf]

I don't believe you. Gamers don't shower.

 

[N0S]

Close this thread

 

[8bitpill]

 

[yet_another_alt]

What is this?
A parody of my post from yesterday that got closed?!

Do you pee in the shower?

Yes I am. Why would I pee and then go shower when I can do both

www.neogaf.com

Parody is the sincerest form of flattery. I was going to make a thread named "Do you tee in the shower?" but I was having a trouble getting an AI image generator to spit out something worksafe. I told it to exclude bodily fluids and got this.

 

[Eiknarf]

Parody is the sincerest form of flattery. I was going to make a thread named "Do you tee in the shower?" but I was having a trouble getting an AI image generator to spit out something worksafe. I told it to exclude bodily fluids and got this.

Love it

 

[F31 Leopard]

No joke. I use baby shampoo. Makes my hair soft and doesn't burn the eyes.

 

[FeralEcho]

As an American, I never clap in the shower. Why in the hell would you clap in the shower? I'm too busy making sure my dumbass don't slip and kill myself.

I would clap at this post but I'm not in the shower yet.

 

[GymWolf]

I can't fully understand what op is asking.

 

[Husky]

... clapping in the shower?

 

[Toots]

... clapping in the shower?

cheeks*

 

[Husky]

cheeks*