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[LowerLevel]

my fuckin god
how do we forget to add the best ingredient to the poll

Fuck is that, fucking AIM toothpaste on an uncooked hotdog? Yeah... Have red mist coming from your ass after that.

 

[Cornbread78]

If it's not kat, mus and relish, it has to be BBQ sauce and American cheese..

 

[Smellycat]

A double whopper meal is $8? That is too expensive for fast food

 

[KooopaKid]

You people are uncultured.

Completos!

 

[TheSeks]

https://i.imgur.com/9apy9up.jpg

my fuckin god
how do we forget to add the best ingredient to the poll

I can't even imagine the PAIN of eating that. Like if you've ever had a soda after brushing your teeth, cranked to like 100.

 

[lunchtoast]

Any of those toppings can go on a hot dog, it's just a dumb dog.

 

[Stormhammer]

who would put guacamole on anything

i'm glad it at least wasn't shortened to guac

the only thing that should go on a hotdog is stone ground microbrewed small batch nitro mustard marinated in reclaimed wood

never use piss water big business yellow mustard

 

[Bubba T]

A double whopper meal is $8? That is too expensive for fast food

A regular Whopper meal is ~$7.

The gradual price increases is part of the reason why there is little reason to eat at fast food places like BK and McDonalds. You can get a better tasting meal prepared quickly at other establishments for around the same price.

 

[PeskyToaster]

ketchup and mustard stay winning. the silen majority always triumphs.

 

[marrec]

Cream cheese should not go on anything

It definitely doesn't go on a hot dog

Cream Cheese stuffed into a jalapeno with bacon wrapped around it is literally the best earthy experience any person can have.

 

[SmellyHoundRedux]

Hotdogs are the easiest thing in the world to cook. Why would you buy one at Burger King. Like you have a craving for a hotdog, so you go to Burger King?

 

[Windu]

Banned.

 

[Ganzlinger]

Hot dog with mayo is great.

 

[Apt101]

I used to put lettuce, tomato, and mayo on grilled dogs when I was drunk. This has potential.

 

[marrec]

Hot dog with mayo is great.

I put Sriracha Just Mayo on my dogs and it's amazing tbh

 

[RoslindaleOne]

Hotdogs are the easiest thing in the world to cook. Why would you buy one at Burger King. Like you have a craving for a hotdog, so you go to Burger King?

Burgers are the easiest things to cook too, but like hotdogs you have to go to the market and buy the ingredients to make them. So, it's easier and perhaps cheaper considering you might just want one hotdog, going to BK.

 

[imBask]

Banned.

The list of proud people with good taste

 

[Z_Y]

I'm from North Central WV. We have perfected the hot dog. I don't know what to make of your toppings in the poll but the only acceptable toppings are:

Mustard

Chili (this is hot dog chili not the kind you eat out of a bowl. The meat is finer and there are no beans)

Onions

Slaw


Ask for anything else and you are escorted out of the region.

 

[daveo42]

I think the only thing (from the poll) I'd never put on a hot dog would be cream cheese. Then again, never had it. Rest looks good though, but not all of it at the same time.

 

[Liljagare]

You are all missing the best stuff, shrimpmayo sallad, roasted onion and mash.

Or just shrimpmayo salad, ketchup and roasted onion in a bun..

 

[Ray Wonder]

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You're all blocked

 

[Timedog]

Mixing Mayo and catsupwitchu fam?

 

[Tiops]

I find every condiment on the poll acceptable. Would try all of them.

 

[jello44]

Cream cheese should not go on anything

It definitely doesn't go on a hot dog

Cream cheese goes on Bagels.


And it's good with Wheat Thins.

 

[Windu]

The list of proud people with good taste

PermaBanned

 

[Raw64life]

I love mayo and cream cheese, but keep that shit off of hot dogs. And keep ketchup off of everything. I'm not a child.

 

[Shadax the wizard]

You are all missing the best stuff, shrimpmayo sallad, roasted onion and mash.

Or just shrimpmayo salad, ketchup and roasted onion in a bun..

You have my wiener axe!

 

[Branduil]

Cream cheese should not go on anything

It definitely doesn't go on a hot dog

Cream cheese was made for bagels.

 

[ElFly]

This is an outrage.

We do NOT put avocado on our hot dogs by default.

That is a separate, inferior version.

If you ask for a hotdog in Chile, you get tomatoes, sauerkraut, relish and mayo.

Please do not normalize putting avocado on things. It is disgusting.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

This is an outrage.

We do NOT put avocado on our hot dogs by default.

That is a separate, inferior version.

If you ask for a hotdog in Chile, you get tomatoes, sauerkraut, relish and mayo.

Please do not normalize putting avocado on things. It is disgusting.

Your guacamole loving countrymen earlier in the thread seem to disagree!

 

[jstripes]

Anyone who gets offended by specific toppings on a hot dog needs to reevaluate their life.

 

[Fox318]

Banned.

we now know who the secret police will go after first

 

[Walter White Walker]

I love mayo but not on a hot dog. And certainly not ketchup. I vote for mustard, chili cheese, and relish with nah on everything else.

 

[Falchion]

That's nuts, not really that appetizing to me.

 

[Ovid]

Guacamole on a dog sounds horrible.

 

[Sanjuro]

Anyone who gets offended by specific toppings on a hot dog needs to reevaluate their life.

Sorry. Too busy evaluating lives.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Banned.

I voted for mustard and ketchup. The GOAT hot dog condiment combination.

Come at me!

 

[Camwi]

Saw 'em on the menu in Minneapolis and completely ignored them. Went with the delicious Rodeo Burger instead.

 

[Hasney]

I voted for everything except for BBQ sauce because fuck BBQ sauce. I'm going to be on a lot of condiment supremacists ban/block list now.

But seriously, fuck BBQ sauce.

 

[Forerunner]

I voted for everything except for BBQ sauce because fuck BBQ sauce. I'm going to be on a lot of condiment supremacists ban/block list now.

But seriously, fuck BBQ sauce.

 

[marrec]

I voted for everything except for BBQ sauce because fuck BBQ sauce. I'm going to be on a lot of condiment supremacists ban/block list now.

But seriously, fuck BBQ sauce.

BBQ sauce is objectively the worst sauce. It's awful. Everything about it is awful.

 

[Easy_D]

8bit, Alphahawk, animlboogy, Apt101, archnemesis, Branduil, Cardon, Chichikov, chung_sao_ming, CrunchyFrog, daxy, Demy, Easy_D, Fandangox, fixedpoint, GAFmeansLIFE, Game Guru, Hasney, HyperWoolf, Ikuu, Jroderton, Koyuga, KrellRell, loaf of bread, LuciusAxelrod, lunchtoast, M0nochromatic, Mii, Mistouze, Premium Quality, RatskyWatsky, RealMeat, Rentahamster, reptilescorpio, rmt92, Sneaky Gato, Vulcano's assistant, walkrue, webkatt, windz, Xanfrabot

You're all blocked

Was it the cream cheese or the Guacemole that did me in, I wonder, I wonder.

 

[Tom Nook]

That looks really good, I'll try it.

 

[SNIKT!]

I live in Seattle. I, too, was once like you naysayers. But, cream cheese on a hot dog is the GOAT. Y'all are missing out.

 

[Paganmoon]

At least it's not as bad as the Norwegian Struggle Dog

That picture is wrong, since it doesn't have Halv Special for Sweden:

That's a hotdog, (ketchup and mustard), with mashed potatoes and västkustsallad.

Also, Norwegian korv and Lompe isn't a struggle dog, it's fucking awesome!

 

[Mupod]

just ketchup is fine by me. I don't eat hot dogs when I'm feeling fancy. Come to think of it I've never gone out and just bought a hot dog somewhere, only sausages. I think it's a rule that every canadian tire has a sausage guy out front.

Sausages I'll do the lettuce/hot peppers/onions/hot sauce thing. But I'm as likely to go plain. Just made some the other day and only put barbecue sauce on them, was strapped for time.

mustard is one of those things I thought I didn't like as a kid and haven't really gone back to. I should probably try it again at some point. Relish is one of the few things I find completely gross.

 

[evi]

It's fine to not like ketchup on a hot dog. If, however, you think it's weird to put ketchup on a hot dog, then you are lost. This applies to all other opinions of other people using ketchup in this manner, outside of indifference or acceptence.

 

[Ray Wonder]

Was it the cream cheese or the Guacemole that did me in, I wonder, I wonder.

I chose Guac too, because Guac is the God I worship.

 

[Tragicomedy]

President Trump is going to Make America Great Again by banning the use of ketchup on hot dogs. /absolutelydisgusting.jpg

Mustard and relish, all day, every day.

Pink sauce (aka ketchup and mayo) is a popular sauce in South America. In colombia our hot dogs have pink sauce, mozarella, crushed potato chips and pineapple sauce in our hot dogs.

We called that "salsa golf" in Argentina.

 

[Fine Ham Abounds]

I voted yes for everything because thankfully toothpaste was not in the poll

We called that "salsa golf" in Argentina.

throw in some worcestershire sauce and a barely detectable pinch of cayenne and you've got Cane's sauce