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Bush Declares War

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Yeah, I remember hearing this this morning. Sure it's a horrible thing, but it's not even on the same continent. I mean I was expecting some interesting stuff, what with DeLays' indictments, GOA's finding that Bush's administration broke the law with it's Overt propaganda, Frist's SEC investigation, Abramoff's possible involvment in a murder, Scooter Libby's treasongate, or at least the new supreme court nominee I expect something. Instead I get Bush ranting about the avain flu for 20 minutes.

I swear it must've been like

President: "Make no mistake we will be ready for this bird flu."
Reporter: "But I asked about your administration's involvment in outing Valerie Plame."
President: "We will do everything to get ready for this terrible"
Reporter: "That's nice but"
President "TERRIBLE disease."
 
Unfortunately there was massive out breaks of bird flu in the blue states, and we had to kill everyone to stop the spread of demo... i mean , the virus...

Perhaps he can just pray to God, or preach abstinence from illness...

... hell, anything but ask medical science to help! :D
 
DCharlie said:
Unfortunately there was massive out breaks of bird flu in the blue states, and we had to kill everyone to stop the spread of demo... i mean , the virus...

Perhaps he can just pray to God, or preach abstinence from illness...

... hell, anything but ask medical science to help! :D

Science doesnt exist, dammit!!! Except when its convenient.
 
Governor Tarkin: The Imperial Senate will no longer be of any concern to us. I have just received word that the Emperor has dissolved the council permanently. The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.
General Tagge: But that's impossible. How will the Emperor maintain control without the bureaucracy?
Governor Tarkin: The regional governors now have direct control over their territories. Fear will keep the local systems in line. Fear of this battle station.
 
After seeing what happened in New Orleans (local and state gonvernments being powerless to enact any sort of evacuation or general control), I think this really might be the only thing that would work.

If there is a serious outbreak ... realistically, only the military would have any chance of enforcing a quarantine, shutting down borders, shutting down air traffic, etc. Leaving containment to any other body is simply impossible. I'm not saying they would necessarily get it right either, but at least they'd have a chance.
 
i watched the bush presser live. why do people laugh at his shitty jokes? "oh, you're the poll man. so you had a poll today, yesterday, let me guess, you'll have one tomorrow too, right?"

ROFLCOPTER

is it because he's the president? always reminds me of a sopranos episode from last season where tony finally figures out that the reason all his friends laugh at his awful jokes is because he's the damn boss.
 
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