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[Bustle] Please Respect Mia Khalifa’s Rebrand

West Texas CEO

GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
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In video game and history contexts (I'm into history, especially U.S. history) I've seen dudes do "tier" rankings of video games/Presidents/whatever. We should do one like that.

Based on my experience browsing GAF, and who I think would be most knowledgeable in this domain, I would nominate either @Javthusiast or that one dude that created and keeps posting in the Brunette/Blonde/Redhead threads, I forget his name.

We need someone to balance out @Javthusiast because otherwise all the S-tier chicks will all be Japanese. We'd need some more variety 😂
I'll do it. Fuck it.
 

Cyberpunkd

Member
No, I won’t respect her rebranding, because although I consume porn I am not going to pretend this is a normal education, especially the one I want for my daughter.

Yo girl, you sucked some dicks on camera, hope you made good money. I am not going to high five it for you.

Besides, Anna Polina is where it’s at.
 
It seems like she must believe all the fame that has come to her is because she deserved it inherently due to her sparkling personality, and if you mention the reality of what she is known for it destroys that illusion. That is what is meant by respect, don’t bring up the reason she’s famous, just pretend it’s because she’s a fashion influencer. Also she’s going by her porn name still. Could everyone just coddle respect her please?
 

Bombolone

Gold Member
Wait , isn't Havana the one with areolas that look like brown saucers? Ewwwwww, man.
Lol.
Jesus christ. GAF never disappoints.
The intimate knowledge of the adult industry on display here is nothing short of inspiring.
We make room for the things we deem important in life.
Also, I did not know Violet Myers passed, havent verified if true, but if so... my penis thanks her for her service. May she rest in Penis... peace.
 

Bragr

Banned
Rebranding as a social media hypocrite who posts about stuff she knows nothing about? like all the 10.000 other fake hack personalities? at best, she's exploiting people. It's fucking worse than doing porn.

I read about 2 minutes of the story till I got to the part where she based her education on where to get the cheapest breast implants. Man, fuck off with this shit.
 

chromhound

Member
Lol.
Jesus christ. GAF never disappoints.
The intimate knowledge of the adult industry on display here is nothing short of inspiring.
We make room for the things we deem important in life.
Also, I did not know Violet Myers passed, havent verified if true, but if so... my penis thanks her for her service. May she rest in Penis... peace.
She's not dead huhh
 

A.Romero

Member
Didn’t read and never watched her porn

Need cliffs

Did porn for a while.

She had great success.

Got threatened by extremists.

Didn't like doing porn anymore.

Started a campaign saying she was abused while doing porn.

She said that the porn company would still use her name despite she being retired (I mean, of course, they paid for the videos).

Porn production company put out a full website with her timeline.

She took the role of a victim who didn't know what she was doing while living a life of opulence thanks to social media and rich husbands.

Regrets her past but enjoys some of the benefits still (like using her porn name still).
 
Not my place to judge but I don't really care.

That said she doesn't really have to cower and hide her sexuality to repent or anything as there's nothing to repent, but she lacks the will to go out of her brand and make a living without that money so she's stuck with stuff like only fans.

It's still a line above pornstar turned escort in their later years and something she probably was able to only because she got so famous and got out of the industry fast before they had real control over her.

But she's stuck in that troupe that happens with successful pornstars like Traci Lords and Sasha Grey. Between shunning and living off of it.

Sasha still seems like the cleverest one of the lot, Khalifa is 29 but seems 18, I can only imagine how she was before. I wish her luck.

EDIT: there's nothing wrong with her nose or anything.
Her level of engagement while getting fucked was sara tommasi tier...
Yes. I think a lot of people are really visual in regards to curves and stuff, and less preoccupied with the fact she's having a good time or not.

From what I've seen, it never clicked for me because it seemed like she wasn't into it.
 
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West Texas CEO

GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
She sucked at what she did
Real talk.

That said, I can understand why she's popular, but I can't put my finger on exactly why.
There's just something about her..
Maybe she has 'the girl next door with big tits' kind of vibe?
I don't know.
 
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TheInfamousKira

Reseterror Resettler
I don't think, given where we currently are as a society, you should expect any of this in a regular k-12 school. Maybe they do it in private schools, but I'm sure those would be the hardass boarding school type deal where you sign your child's rights away and they kneel on rice and get a switch across the ass if they don't moo when told to.

I'm torn about it, because I don't feel comfortable having other people decide what's fitting for my children, but I also think that the echo chamber circle jerk is allowing our children to grow into brain dead felons, drug addicts and tiktok stars.

I dunno. There's an old saying, spare the rod, spoil the child.

Edit: Oh, God I'm made a horrible mistake.
 
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nush

Member
I don't think, given where we currently are as a society, you should expect any of this in a regular k-12 school. Maybe they do it in private schools, but I'm sure those would be the hardass boarding school type deal where you sign your child's rights away and they kneel on rice and get a switch across the ass if they don't moo when told to.

I'm torn about it, because I don't feel comfortable having other people decide what's fitting for my children, but I also think that the echo chamber circle jerk is allowing our children to grow into brain dead felons, drug addicts and tiktok stars.

I dunno. There's an old saying, spare the rod, spoil the child.

Edit: Oh, God I'm made a horrible mistake.
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Chittagong

Gold Member
I just did some Googling to see what you were talking about, and HOLY SHIT... You're absolutely right.

What the fuck.... 😂😂

Laughing so hard at this comment I didn’t think they could be so bad and did the mistake of googling them

What the fuck

How

This isn’t just the ol Neve Campbell puffy nips situation boys, this is more like a Francis Bacon painting situation
 
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Flakster99

Member
Did porn for a while.

She had great success.

Got threatened by extremists.

Didn't like doing porn anymore.

Started a campaign saying she was abused while doing porn.

She said that the porn company would still use her name despite she being retired (I mean, of course, they paid for the videos).

Porn production company put out a full website with her timeline.

She took the role of a victim who didn't know what she was doing while living a life of opulence thanks to social media and rich husbands.

Regrets her past but enjoys some of the benefits still (like using her porn name still).

One of the most disingenuous people there is. A master grifter.
 

rofif

Can’t Git Gud
You can't do that.
You can't just say "oh all that things I've done? No consequences at all."
She was a bad porn star and everyone should be able to say to her on twitter she was a bad porn star
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chromhound

Member
Did porn for a while.

She had great success.

Got threatened by extremists.

Didn't like doing porn anymore.

Started a campaign saying she was abused while doing porn.

She said that the porn company would still use her name despite she being retired (I mean, of course, they paid for the videos).

Porn production company put out a full website with her timeline.

She took the role of a victim who didn't know what she was doing while living a life of opulence thanks to social media and rich husbands.

Regrets her past but enjoys some of the benefits still (like using her porn name still).
She sounds like a member from Reeeee. Always blaming the others and never yourself
 
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