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[Bustle] Please Respect Mia Khalifa’s Rebrand
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Maiden Voyage
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Everywhere I turn, there she is.
Elder Legend
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I'll do it. Fuck it.In video game and history contexts (I'm into history, especially U.S. history) I've seen dudes do "tier" rankings of video games/Presidents/whatever. We should do one like that.
Based on my experience browsing GAF, and who I think would be most knowledgeable in this domain, I would nominate either @Javthusiast or that one dude that created and keeps posting in the Brunette/Blonde/Redhead threads, I forget his name.
We need someone to balance out @Javthusiast because otherwise all the S-tier chicks will all be Japanese. We'd need some more variety
Patrick S.
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Cyberpunkd
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No, I won’t respect her rebranding, because although I consume porn I am not going to pretend this is a normal education, especially the one I want for my daughter.
Yo girl, you sucked some dicks on camera, hope you made good money. I am not going to high five it for you.
Besides, Anna Polina is where it’s at.
Yo girl, you sucked some dicks on camera, hope you made good money. I am not going to high five it for you.
Besides, Anna Polina is where it’s at.
TheDreadBaron
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It seems like she must believe all the fame that has come to her is because she deserved it inherently due to her sparkling personality, and if you mention the reality of what she is known for it destroys that illusion. That is what is meant by respect, don’t bring up the reason she’s famous, just pretend it’s because she’s a fashion influencer. Also she’s going by her porn name still. Could everyone just coddle respect her please?
Bombolone
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Lol.
Jesus christ. GAF never disappoints.
The intimate knowledge of the adult industry on display here is nothing short of inspiring.
We make room for the things we deem important in life.
Also, I did not know Violet Myers passed, havent verified if true, but if so... my penis thanks her for her service. May she rest in Penis... peace.
Bragr
Banned
Rebranding as a social media hypocrite who posts about stuff she knows nothing about? like all the 10.000 other fake hack personalities? at best, she's exploiting people. It's fucking worse than doing porn.
I read about 2 minutes of the story till I got to the part where she based her education on where to get the cheapest breast implants. Man, fuck off with this shit.
I read about 2 minutes of the story till I got to the part where she based her education on where to get the cheapest breast implants. Man, fuck off with this shit.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Stop, I can only get so erect.
chromhound
Member
She's not dead huhh
Another Kristen Scott fan? You have good taste, sir.
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
She looked the cutest in ‘The Chase’.
Putonahappyface
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A.Romero
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Did porn for a while.
She had great success.
Got threatened by extremists.
Didn't like doing porn anymore.
Started a campaign saying she was abused while doing porn.
She said that the porn company would still use her name despite she being retired (I mean, of course, they paid for the videos).
Porn production company put out a full website with her timeline.
She took the role of a victim who didn't know what she was doing while living a life of opulence thanks to social media and rich husbands.
Regrets her past but enjoys some of the benefits still (like using her porn name still).
chromhound
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EverydayBeast
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See her name mentioned all the time the internet magnifies everything.
Kev Kev
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Magnify them titteeeehhhhhhs
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Kev Kev
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Kia Mhalifa
InfiniteCombo
Banned
Welcome to the this year's new vehicle lineup...
Kia Forte
Kia Sportage
Kia Optima
Kia Sorrento
And introducing... The new 2023 Kia Mhalifa
like a Lebanese Marsha Brady after Greg threw a football at her nose
lostinblue
Banned
Not my place to judge but I don't really care.
That said she doesn't really have to cower and hide her sexuality to repent or anything as there's nothing to repent, but she lacks the will to go out of her brand and make a living without that money so she's stuck with stuff like only fans.
It's still a line above pornstar turned escort in their later years and something she probably was able to only because she got so famous and got out of the industry fast before they had real control over her.
But she's stuck in that troupe that happens with successful pornstars like Traci Lords and Sasha Grey. Between shunning and living off of it.
Sasha still seems like the cleverest one of the lot, Khalifa is 29 but seems 18, I can only imagine how she was before. I wish her luck.
EDIT: there's nothing wrong with her nose or anything.
From what I've seen, it never clicked for me because it seemed like she wasn't into it.
That said she doesn't really have to cower and hide her sexuality to repent or anything as there's nothing to repent, but she lacks the will to go out of her brand and make a living without that money so she's stuck with stuff like only fans.
It's still a line above pornstar turned escort in their later years and something she probably was able to only because she got so famous and got out of the industry fast before they had real control over her.
But she's stuck in that troupe that happens with successful pornstars like Traci Lords and Sasha Grey. Between shunning and living off of it.
Sasha still seems like the cleverest one of the lot, Khalifa is 29 but seems 18, I can only imagine how she was before. I wish her luck.
EDIT: there's nothing wrong with her nose or anything.
Yes. I think a lot of people are really visual in regards to curves and stuff, and less preoccupied with the fact she's having a good time or not.
From what I've seen, it never clicked for me because it seemed like she wasn't into it.
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Swauny Jones
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and ones that put on much better performances too. She sucked at what she did
Dirk Benedict
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Real talk.
That said, I can understand why she's popular, but I can't put my finger on exactly why.
There's just something about her..
Maybe she has 'the girl next door with big tits' kind of vibe?
I don't know.
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InfiniteCombo
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I just did some Googling to see what you were talking about, and HOLY SHIT... You're absolutely right.
What the fuck....
TheInfamousKira
Reseterror Resettler
I don't think, given where we currently are as a society, you should expect any of this in a regular k-12 school. Maybe they do it in private schools, but I'm sure those would be the hardass boarding school type deal where you sign your child's rights away and they kneel on rice and get a switch across the ass if they don't moo when told to.
I'm torn about it, because I don't feel comfortable having other people decide what's fitting for my children, but I also think that the echo chamber circle jerk is allowing our children to grow into brain dead felons, drug addicts and tiktok stars.
I dunno. There's an old saying, spare the rod, spoil the child.
Edit: Oh, God I'm made a horrible mistake.
I'm torn about it, because I don't feel comfortable having other people decide what's fitting for my children, but I also think that the echo chamber circle jerk is allowing our children to grow into brain dead felons, drug addicts and tiktok stars.
I dunno. There's an old saying, spare the rod, spoil the child.
Edit: Oh, God I'm made a horrible mistake.
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In a thread about porn, this makes me verrrry uncomfortable.
TheInfamousKira
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It's ALMOST the weekend, don't blame me.
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nush
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NeoGiffer
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NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
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She does porn
Chittagong
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I just did some Googling to see what you were talking about, and HOLY SHIT... You're absolutely right.
What the fuck....
Laughing so hard at this comment I didn’t think they could be so bad and did the mistake of googling them
What the fuck
How
This isn’t just the ol Neve Campbell puffy nips situation boys, this is more like a Francis Bacon painting situation
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chromhound
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Flakster99
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One of the most disingenuous people there is. A master grifter.
NeoGiffer
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chromhound
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CatsGamesWhatever
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What happened to her nose?
chromhound
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She sounds like a member from Reeeee. Always blaming the others and never yourself
chromhound
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