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california is a mistake
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The Cockatrice
I'm retarded?
I went into a pizza shop and demanded a pizza but without the dough, just the cheese and they got angry at me. I gave them a 1 star on Yelp and I will be seeking legal advice against them.
Jinzo Prime
Member
California and New York deserve each other.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Californians are charmingly whimsical.
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Smiggs
Member
I think that dude needs to carve his head out of his own ass
You would think if you have a very odd or specific request, you'd at least explain it to the person at the counter instead of assuming someone all the way across the country is familiar with your bizarre eating habits.
Sleepwalker
Member
Jesus christ, scooped bagel lol, does the baby also order sandwiches without borders?
Power Pro
Member
What's wrong with ketchup on a hot dog? If i have basic condiments, I usually go with ketchup and yellow mustard. If we have it, I like some sauerkraut, but still put some ketchup on there. Chili dogs i don't really add anything else.
TheUsual
Gold Member
It's just a Chicago thing. A proper Chicago hot dog won't have it on it - it's already stacked with other ingredients.
People will tease if you ask for it on a hot dog in general and I've never seen a person actually flip out.
Funny enough, my favorite ketchup is from a Chicago company : 78 Tomato Ketchup.
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West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
I like aoli on my hot dog .
Mustard is overrated.
Mustard is overrated.
Mossybrew
Banned
I didn't know there was a word for this but I do this to my bagels sometimes if I'm taking one to work sandwich-style, just fits more cream cheese in there with less squishing out when you bite. I wouldn't order one this way ... come to think of it I've never ordered a bagel at a takeout place in my life. If I'm getting a togo breakfast somewhere it's gonna be a sausage breakfast sandwich or breakfast burrito.
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Mistake
Member
Seems to me, food trends today are just people finding ways to blow money out their ass. You see those avocado toast jokes, but it's a real thing. I do remember growing up and always hearing about fad diets, so maybe I'm paying more attention now that I have a budget to manage
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TheUsual
Gold Member
Nothing screams this more than checking out /r/wewantplates
Great place to laugh at terrible food presentations but you know you're blowing money out the wazoo as well
Trogdor1123
Member
This is a thing? Why would you do that? I don’t get it.
Trogdor1123
Member
One of kids and my wife loves pineapple on their pizza… I don’t get it. It’s so gross.
I actually tried it because my cousin ordered it and it doesn't taste good at all. Buffalo chicken pizza on the other hand is not bad.
lachesis
Member
Chuck Berry
Gold Member
Weird so many here have never heard of scooped out bagels. Yeah its definitely a bit of a fruity thing to do. Might be more of a northeastern thing as well.
People have their sub sandwich bread scooped out as well where I live.
(And I admit Ive done it a few times. Sometimes you just dont want that extra bread and just wanna get right to the meaty goodness)
People have their sub sandwich bread scooped out as well where I live.
(And I admit Ive done it a few times. Sometimes you just dont want that extra bread and just wanna get right to the meaty goodness)
Mistake
Member
analog_future
Resident Crybaby
Yes, one douche complaining about his bagel on TikTok means a state with a population of 39.54 million people was a mistake.
Halo is Back
Member
Sounds like NY energy and I love it lol.
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
By just looking at the thread title I was reminded of my mild mannered tourist friend who got lost in LA as it was getting dark & glimpsed a small mexican child quickly dropping his shorts in an alley, took a shit then gave him the finger as he ran away.
Meicyn
Gold Member
could i get my tortilla carb free and with exactly four grill lines on one side its how i like it
cormack12
Gold Member
You can have it after I wiped my ass on it
willothedog
Member
what's next, eating a Pizza with a knife and fork.
"Where gonna have to close the border with California till we can find out whats going on".
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Tams
Member
It's not a topping if it goes inside, dumb arse.
diffusionx
Gold Member
I lived in Brooklyn for years and never heard of a scooped bagel. I never heard of it until yesterday. I’ve never seen a person order one. I’ve never talked to someone about their preferences for scooped bagels. It’s absolutely not a thing here.
and btw the point of a bagel is the bread lmao. I guess if a place cannot make a good bagel they will say take the bread out and fill it with meat we get from other place.
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diffusionx
Gold Member
Yes that’s right
haxan7
Banned
The toppings aren’t inside if the bagel is cut in half and eaten as two pieces, genius
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Dr.Guru of Peru
played the long game
Never heard of scooped bagels until now. Honestly, if I was forced to have a bagel I’d probably try it this way. But bread and bagels are my least favourite type and it’s probably smarter to just avoid eating shitty food than going out of your way to have it in a slightly more palatable form.
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