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[AJUMP23]

I guess we can blame Spain for California.

 

[Mr Reasonable]

Never heard of scooped bagels until now. Honestly, if I was forced to have a bagel I’d probably try it this way. But bread and bagels are my least favourite type and it’s probably smarter to just avoid eating shitty food than going out of your way to have it in a slightly more palatable form.

I can't help but think that this is a needlessly negative approach to a foodstuff that has been enjoyed for thousands of years. You may not like bread but "shitty food"?

 

[Dynasty8]

Californian here. No, never heard of this shit.

CA isn't the mistake, it's TikTok and the modern day Gen Z antics. We had our own cringe issues growing up...but the stuff I am seeing now from these teens to young adults makes me realize how fragile we are becoming as a society.

 

[Party McHardy]

That guy IS a scooped bagel.

 

[The Stig]

Never heard of a scooped bagel before. What a dork

 

[chromhound]

Hell on earth

 

[Days like these...]

By just looking at the thread title I was reminded of my mild mannered tourist friend who got lost in LA as it was getting dark & glimpsed a small mexican child quickly dropping his shorts in an alley, took a shit then gave him the finger as he ran away.

Same thing happens in SF with grown ass men. Added bonus they won't run away they might actually mug you

 

[West Texas CEO]

That guy IS a scooped bagel.

Reported.

 

[ElRenoRaven]

So I had to look up what a scooped bagel was. Sadly I'm not surprised this is a thing.

 

[PSYGN]

How embarrassing to put this video out there. I hope for his sake it's some kind of joke but not sure these days.

 

[eddie4]

I think people in California are just bored, and they keep doing stupid shit just to see if it sticks.
"what if I take this bread, and remove some bread from it and then charge double and call it scooped and fuck you that's what"

I was in a grocery store a while back, and two customers got into an argument over something about being in line or whatever, didn't really catch the first part of it, but one of the ladies rebuttal was "oh yeah, well, I'm from California!" which was just a really weird thing to say. So I chimed in with, "Would you like a cookie?" She just stormed off.

 

[Dice]

I just learned what a scooped bagel is.

I think he had his brain scooped a long time ago.

 

[Come On Tars]

scooped bagel. tf

 

[SJRB]

NYC based as fuck.

 

[Badlucktroll]

Some sandwiches at jimmy johns have the bread scooped, but it forms a cup that holds lettuce, onion, ext

 

[Badlucktroll]

this reminds me of that crazy chick vid that was talking about shakshouka

 

[kurisu_1974]

I have always wanted to try that soup served in bread bowl.

But scooped bagels sound completely alien to me.

 

[sono]

 

[Revolutionary]

I wish he recorded the bagel shop telling him "I'm not scooping your fucking bagel bro". Would have been a certified meme

 

[Johnny2Bad]

NY and Montreal are the bagel capitals of the world. You can expect a Soup Nazi mentality.

NO BAGEL FOR YOU!!!!

 

[jason10mm]

I have always wanted to try that soup served in bread bowl.

But scooped bagels sound completely alien to me.

Bread bowls are AWESOME!

And ignore the scooped bit, WTF is a gluten free BAGEL? Ain't no one in NYC dealing with that shit either.

 

[Sgt.Asher]

Between this and amouranth's filthy pussy beer, we really do need to be hit by a meteor.

 

[Dr.D00p]

California is Barbie World made flesh.

 

[NecrosaroIII]

For what it's worth, I've never met a New Yorker who wasn't a twat.

#IMissBoston

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

For what it's worth, I've never met a New Yorker who wasn't a twat.

#IMissBoston

As an Aussie born that lived in NY for years I am mentally throwing bagels at you right now mate. Taste the NYC.

 

[Tams]

The toppings aren’t inside if the bagel is cut in half and eaten as two pieces, genius

Not if you scoop the bread out. Then it's a filling.

 

[Trilobit]

He is basically

This is the best part:

 

[BadBurger]

I grew up primarily along the Chesapeake Bay. Big seafood area, particularly crab.

One of my first jobs was working in a little restaurant that served a lot of crab dishes. Cakes, salad, whatever. One day a couple visiting from California came in and asked why we didn't have crab done "the correct" way. What way is that you may wonder? They wanted that shit cold and unseasoned. That's how they ate crab back in California.

 

[newtypepilot]

This mofo probably also wants crust only sandwiches

that better be gluten free or he aint paying $20 for it.

 

[Mistake]

I'm visiting California for a bit, and I had one guy demand I give him my parking spot, and then later on I was offered a spot by someone else because he still had time on his meter.

 

[GymWolf]

This video reminded me of the professional pizza slicer eater dude around 2:20




Sometimes people should just not have childs.