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etiolate

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I just can't. I don't care how hot, sexy or pretty they are. If nothing but nonsese comes out of their mouth there is no way I can bring myself to liking them. Some dumb chicks are just verbal sterilization.

*hurricane warnings and disaster everywhere*
"Oh god, I'm so happy ______ beat out that bitch _____ on American Idol!"

O rly?Sounds like you're picking up half the check!

Often their interests can send me loud, wailing alarms of stupidity. Yes, why doesn't puff daddy release a new video? Or when is Breaking Benjamin and Riverdance coming back? I don't know, but you just killed my boner you stupid annoying bitch!

How do other guys put up with it?
 
etiolate said:
I just can't. I don't care how hot, sexy or pretty they are. If nothing but nonsese comes out of their mouth there is no way I can bring myself to liking them. Some dumb chicks are just verbal sterilization.

*hurricane warnings and disaster everywhere*
"Oh god, I'm so happy ______ beat out that bitch _____ on American Idol!"

O rly?Sounds like you're picking up half the check!

Often their interests can send me loud, wailing alarms of stupidity. Yes, why doesn't puff daddy release a new video? Or when is Breaking Benjamin and Riverdance coming back? I don't know, but you just killed my boner you stupid annoying bitch!

How do other guys put up with it?
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Well if she is putting out then no worries, mate. This is why god made men's biggest attraction to women physical. Just smile and nod.
 
I had a girl trying to be serious about something and yelled "Come on GUYS! I'm cereal!". No joke, we couldn't believe it nor stop laughing. The crazy thing is that I know many many a girls who try to act dumb. Like it's cute or something. No clue what they're thinking. I personally like girls with a brain or quirky personality. I just can't stand what girls try to be. Nor can I stand the demeaning ones who are incredibly self absorbed. So spiteful. It's hard to find a good girl. The coolest ones I've known are just laid back and individuals, but they're rare.
 
BlackMage said:
Well if she is putting out then no worries, mate. This is why god made men's biggest attraction to women physical. Just smile and nod.
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But that's not my biggest attraction and it weirds me out. I guess physical is the majority, but it's like my ears are more sensitive than my eyes.

The crazy thing is that I know many many a girls who try to act dumb. Like it's cute or something.
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Yeah, that's the other thing. It's sometimes done on purpose, like it's some sort of magic trick that will swoon me.

And I agree quirky is good. I'll say "wow" to the hot girl, but the quirky girl... that's the one you end up infatuated with.
 
I’m turned on by stupidity actually. Makes me really horny

It’s why I come to GAF.

*fap fap fap*
 
Male, female, I can't imagine anyone holding onto interest in anyone very long if they are dumber than a retarded mineral. However, overly intelligent and involved is as much of a turnoff as well. One who thinks they know everything and uses every moment to try and prove such a fact would get on my nerves far quicker than a dolt who smiles at pretty colors.
 
Sometimes I like talking to less intelligent people, you can get some pretty amusing conversation that way. Especially when you convince them of things that er totally untrue and they just eat it up, it's great! However, I could never have someone like that as my girlfriend, I like to actually have a good conversation sometimes.

Luckily my current girlfriend is really intelligent...and sweet too! (and pretty and wild...etc...yeah...I'm in love :lol )
 
"You always did have a low tolerance for idiots." - Friend of mine, directed at me

I really couldn't agree more. I've been turned off by a number of girls just after they began to speak. And not even to say that I found them attractive in the first place, but usually after I realize what they're talking about, I'd prefer to not be in the same room. It's kinda like watching FOX News ... there's a bunch of flashy pictures, and then you realize what it is and turn it off or change the channel.

Now, now I'm not expecting brilliance (granted, I've been dating a physics major for nearly 2 years), but having some semblance of concern for other things in life other than hair, reality TV and mainstream hip-hop earns you quite a few notches of intelligence in my books.
 
It just seems some girls are really dittzy (sp?) - Ive even talked to law students who couldnt hold a conversation, and spewed some utter stupid and incoherent shit... Oh well the search continues.
 
I'm an IQ racist. I never respected and will never respect stupid people. Especially when they think they're smart and argue with you, that's when I trully despise them. And since the world is full of dumb people I don't respect lots of them. Don't get me wrong I socialize with them, it's just that once I realize they're dumb I stop taking into consideration anything that comes out of their mouths. With dumb chicks (and usually when a woman is dumb - she's very dumb. I have a theory about how society makes them more dumb than they already are but it's not the time to discuss it) I tolerate them because of sex. Fortunately they're too dumb to realize it.

I mean c'mon. When the war in Iraq was happening and our channels were showing some pretty gruesome vids with little kids murdered by the bombs parents wheeping etc and I was generally PISSED OFF about it, a girl I had a "relashionship" with told me that I should stop discussing trivial matters like the war in Iraq with her because they're not our business. 5-10 mins after that she started talking to me about celebrities and about what a bitch a certain female celebrity (don't rememer names) was from leaving such a stud like -whatever he's name was-. After that day all I heard when I was going out with her and she was speaking was a buzzing sound. Now why I didn't dump her? Because she was gorgeous. Simple as that.
 
None of you want to meet my new housemate :(

Went out with her for the first time last night. I want to kill her. KILL HER.
 
212198

If ONLY I could put this on the shirts of the many idiotic girls at my school.
 
JetSetHero said:
None of you want to meet my new housemate :(

Went out with her for the first time last night. I want to kill her. KILL HER.
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So you decided to shit where you sleep, after all the warnings Dr. GAF has given you.

Come into the torture room sir, we wanna tell you some words...
 
It wasn't my choice. Everybody else likes her.

Everything's 'weird' or 'random'. She says 'oooooooo....kay' a lot. I'm sure you know the type.

She panicked - PANICKED - last night when trying to play a videogame because she didn't know how to use the controls. It was like playing with my mother.

She stinks. She gets right into your personal space. Right in your face! She has a mindless, idiotic grin. She drank two 'Mud Shakes' with 2% alcohol in and was absolutely tronked.

She came up into my room and there was some weed (that wasn't even mine anyway) on my desk and she looked at me as if I was a rapist.

ARRRRRRGGGGGH.

I'm just going downstairs to 'sort something out'...
 
I think a lot of you are confusing political disinterest with stupidity.

Alligning yourself with a political party and bickering about the political concern de jour doesn't make you intelligent.
 
Man or woman, it doesnt really matter, if they constantly keep saying stuff that just sounds really stupid then I won't put up with them.
 
McLesterolBeast said:
I think a lot of you are confusing political disinterest with stupidity.

Alligning yourself with a political party and bickering about the political concern de jour doesn't make you intelligent.
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True, but reading Harry Potter and liking it does, in fact, make a girl stupid.
 
McLesterolBeast said:
I think a lot of you are confusing political disinterest with stupidity.

Alligning yourself with a political party and bickering about the political concern de jour doesn't make you intelligent.
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Maybe not political disinterest, but more like interest. even so, it doesnt mean that they are stupid. They might nopt really know much about politics, but they might be very clever at other things.
 
You want to see the epitome of the types of girls you hate?

Have your girlfriend force you through watching this show on MTV called "Sweet 16" and you might just lose it.
 
Brains make hot women hotter.

Joining the Cult of Tom made Katie lose about 80% of her hotness.

Running from Tom made the already-hot Scarlet Johanssen smokin!
 
Prost said:
You want to see the epitome of the types of girls you hate?

Have your girlfriend force you through watching this show on MTV called "Sweet 16" and you might just lose it.
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rofl

that show is outright awful. those kids need to be shot, along with the parents who just emptied out their bank accounts to look cool on MTV. :lol
 
Incognito said:
rofl

that show is outright awful. those kids need to be shot, along with the parents who just emptied out their bank accounts to look cool on MTV. :lol
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I still won't forget this quote after hearing it.

"My party cost more than my parents wedding.. but.. I deserve it.. sooo yeah"
 
I hate dumb chicks too. Luckily I have a smart one.

Speaking of dumb chicks, at this job I worked at last fall I was talking to this blonde coworker of mine and I brought up the election and asked if she was voting and her reply was something like this-

"Nope...there so much, like, hype about this election but I don't really care because it's not like its going to matter whos president anyway! They aren't going to do anything!"

Dumb. Bitch.

But bitches like this will be spoiled thier entire lives because stupid ass males will continue to worship them, even if they have the personality of a brick.
 
Best George Carlin quote ever:

Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them (people) are even stupider!
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I generally don't mind stupid people, but I can't stand loud ones who want to spread their stupidity everywhere. Telling me how a PhD is really useless and how teachers at universities are only people who couldn't make it in the business world. Bah. Stupid people really piss me off.
 
JetSetHero said:
She stinks. She gets right into your personal space. Right in your face! She has a mindless, idiotic grin. She drank two 'Mud Shakes' with 2% alcohol in and was absolutely tronked.
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Is she italian? italian chicks have a habit of taking their old world "in your face"-ness and combining it with pop culture chic. makes whytemyke sad. :(

Anyone else here ever dream of dating someone smarter than them? I fucking hate having to do all the thinking. I hate planning, talking, teaching pointless things, and generally being responsible for whichever group I'm in. I want to date a woman that feels the same way and is smarter than me about it. It'd be fun.

Funny story, I told my old roommate this. He accidentally mentioned it to the girl I was dating at the time, saying something like "Yeah, Dan was really funny earlier, saying how someday he wants to date someone smarter than him.... uh... shit. I gotta go."
 
bune duggy said:
there's something to be said for responding to a comment on how smart you are with a spelling error.
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Try clicking his name and reading his other posts.



Remember that he's complaining about trivial, stupid girls. 0_o
 
whytemyke said:
Funny story, I told my old roommate this. He accidentally mentioned it to the girl I was dating at the time, saying something like "Yeah, Dan was really funny earlier, saying how someday he wants to date someone smarter than him.... uh... shit. I gotta go."
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I'm sorry but :lol :lol :lol

So how did that all work out?
 
Crispy said:
Sometimes I like talking to less intelligent people, you can get some pretty amusing conversation that way. Especially when you convince them of things that er totally untrue and they just eat it up, it's great! However, I could never have someone like that as my girlfriend, I like to actually have a good conversation sometimes.

Luckily my current girlfriend is really intelligent...and sweet too! (and pretty and wild...etc...yeah...I'm in love :lol )
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on the other side of the spectrum.. sometimes i really hate talking to 'intelligent' people.. or rather, people who think they must have 'intelligent' conversations all the time.. they really annoy me.
 
Incognito said:
rofl

that show is outright awful. those kids need to be shot, along with the parents who just emptied out their bank accounts to look cool on MTV. :lol
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I say we should forcibly enlist them in the Peace Corps and send them out to help refugees in Sudan... put their lives into perspective.
 
Its your own damn fault looking to women for intelligent conversations. I mean, I don't know who is more retarded, the girl spewing stupid shit or the guy who actually listening to what she is saying. I mean, I don't want a girl to be that smart in the first place. If they are somewhat intelligent then they try to be funny and clever. Sometimes in public too, and that's the worst. Its like, listen, just sit there and look hot and I'll acknowledge your presence when I come up with a use for you.
 
haunts said:
Its your own damn fault looking to women for intelligent conversations. I mean, I don't know who is more retarded, the girl spewing stupid shit or the guy who actually listening to what she is saying. I mean, I don't want a girl to be that smart in the first place. If they are somewhat intelligent then they try to be funny and clever. Sometimes in public too, and that's the worst. Its like, listen, just sit there and look hot and I'll acknowledge your presence when I come up with a use for you.
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I bet jinx is rolling in his grave right now... :(
 
haunts said:
Its your own damn fault looking to women for intelligent conversations. I mean, I don't know who is more retarded, the girl spewing stupid shit or the guy who actually listening to what she is saying. I mean, I don't want a girl to be that smart in the first place. If they are somewhat intelligent then they try to be funny and clever. Sometimes in public too, and that's the worst. Its like, listen, just sit there and look hot and I'll acknowledge your presence when I come up with a use for you.
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:lol :lol
 
Stupid people in general are just hard to talk to. The other day I had this stupid chick and her boyfriend trying to start stuff with me. =( Trying to explain really simple things to really stupid people can be.. really annoying. It amazes me how stupid people are sometimes though.
 
haunts said:
Its your own damn fault looking to women for intelligent conversations. I mean, I don't know who is more retarded, the girl spewing stupid shit or the guy who actually listening to what she is saying. I mean, I don't want a girl to be that smart in the first place. If they are somewhat intelligent then they try to be funny and clever. Sometimes in public too, and that's the worst. Its like, listen, just sit there and look hot and I'll acknowledge your presence when I come up with a use for you.
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:lol why was he banned??

:(
 
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