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[Ripclawe]

SPEED 2!!!! JAPANESE EDITION!

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/World/2004/09/04/616072-ap.html

 

[Brannon]

Maybe we should tell jokes about boats or boating or owning a boat that crashed into a house.

Yes, we should do this.

I'm drawing a blank though... damn lack of sleep.

 

[demon]

I guess he didn't Sea that coming.


Oh god the lack of creativity astounds me.

 

[miyuru]

lo...

:-\

 

[demon]

lo...

:-\

that's lol. i know, sometimes you are at a loss for words/letters when faced with such unprecedented levels of humor.

 

[Mike Works]

Haha, I was trying to think of what kind of car people drive that allows them to call themselves captains

 

[Quadrophenic]

Haha, I was trying to think of what kind of car people drive that allows them to call themselves captains

this kind:

 

[Cmdr. Solrak]

0\/\//\/3D!!!

 

[BobbyRobby]

The Captain was Billy Joel.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

I'm running dry on a joke..but here we go.

Now thats what I call a houseboat. :-\

 

[DJ_Tet]

Haha, I was trying to think of what kind of car people drive that allows them to call themselves captains

A Chrysler Fifth Avenue fits that bill.

 

[MrPing1000]

I know its called shipping address but this is just rediculous

 

[Grubdog]

I guess he didn't Sea that coming.


Oh god the lack of creativity astounds me.

I'm running dry on a joke..but here we go.

Now thats what I call a houseboat. :-\

ARRRRR. Those jokes WOULD have been good if you had been serious about them and put POWER into them! Then i'd laugh at how lame they are and everything, but no, no laughs at all there.

 

[firex]

I know its called shipping address but this is just rediculous

that's by far the best in the thread and I think it's good enough to be considered a real joke.

 

[Brannon]

Yeah, with this prime material sitting in our faces, we can't come up with anything? Truly, it is a sad day for the OT.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Maybe we should tell jokes about boats or boating or owning a boat that crashed into a house.

Yes, we should do this.

I'm drawing a blank though... damn lack of sleep.

Man, that captain really crashed his boat... into a house!

 

[Jak140]

On the brightside, the owner can finally sail his house.






Well, I tried.

 

[sefskillz]

man, that's exactly like this captain crunch commercial i saw yesterday. these kids had their aunt/grandmother come babysit them and they just were not excited about that. so they're all like 'lets have fun' and the authority figure is all 'no no no' and all of a sudden blam, right through the living room wall comes captain crunch and his ship. the cap'n is all like, woooo lets eat some cereal and show this woman who's boss... so they do and they enjoy it and then its time for the captain to leave but i wanted to know how to boat was going to get out of the house but they didn't show it, i guess they're leaving it up to imagination, anyways, the kids say by to the cap'n and their dog starts talking! it was so crazy

 

[Grimlock]

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/World/2004/09/04/616072-ap.html

Lesson #37 in How NOT to drive a tanker.

Eh, I tried...