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[Ninja Scooter]

Broke people make french fries?

Real broke food is like a slice of cheese rolled up in a tortilla, which is something Taco Bell will happily sell you.

Broke people can defrost french fries, and putting cheese and pepperoni on them is struggle. It even looks like they peeled the cheese and pepperoni off of one of those frozen personal pizzas.

 

[DarkFlow]

Mama mia

Can we at least keep this tired ass meme to taco bell threads.

 

[Sanjuro]

When restaurants do this, I just assume they made a massive error on their order list.

KFC: Greg, you stupid fucking cunt. How the fuck did we get 5 million hot dogs!? You're fired. Clean out you...wait...we can fix this, Greg. We can fix this.

 

[Dynamite Ringo Matsuri]

That figures, Jack in the box EASILY botches stuff like this. Too bad too cause their poppers are good, but most of the time over-greasy.


LOVE that gif Sanjuro

I agree. Jack is all about mashing crazy shit together, but most of the time it just tastes like crap. Gotta say their new garlic butter burgers are quite good tho, even if you can only eat one every other year

That looks like something you'd make when you are either broke or drunk (or both). Fuckin Carls Jr. selling struggle food now? You were supposed to be better than this!

Let's be realistic. These fries are gonna cost like... $3. You could almost buy a Hot n Ready for that

 

[Fox318]

Damn it I just got resigned.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Real broke food is like a slice of cheese rolled up in a tortilla, which is something Taco Bell will happily sell you.

How about making tacos out of frozen pizza?

 

[Rex Griswold]

Oh god, for a company that only makes two things, In-N-Out's fries are fucking awful

This is probably the worst post in any forum.

OT: that is not a pleasant looking alternative to fries.

 

[- J - D -]

Broke people can defrost french fries, and putting cheese and pepperoni on them is struggle. It even looks like they peeled the cheese and pepperoni off of one of those frozen personal pizzas.

I'd give you the frozen fries being struggle, but pepperoni and cheese was likely a luxury back when I was young and broke. I agree though that Carl's pepperoni fries look unappetizing.

How about making tacos out of frozen pizza?

Totinos, man, my favorite pizza back then because they were almost always a buck each at the grocery store.

 

[FyreWulff]

It's funny that people are acting if this is somehow nutritionally worse than a plate of chili cheese fries or your average double cheeseburger.

Well Hardees generally has a reputation for trying to kill you with calories, which is why when they had their Bleu Cheese burger people were surprised it had LOWER calories than their standard fare.

How about making tacos out of frozen pizza?

Making tacos out of crackpizza is an illegal amount of taste

 

[Fox318]

How about making tacos out of frozen pizza?

P-P-Pizza Taco...

 

[Poodlestrike]

"Thickburger" my ass. Thing doesn't look much thicker than a McDonalds patty.

 

[scabro]

This is probably the worst post in any forum.

OT: that is not a pleasant looking alternative to fries.

He's right, their fries are terrible. They are only salvaged by the animal style toppings. The fries alone are not good at all.

 

[Bubba T]

part of me admires how much carls jr does not give a fuck about its customers health

Excellent first reply.

 

[Citizen_Insane]

He's right, their fries are terrible. They are only salvaged by the animal style toppings. The fries alone are not good at all.

Been eating In-N-Out my whole life and this is the truth. Animal style fries are godly, but they have the blandest, laziest fries in the world otherwise.

 

[op_ivy]

Yum, but really, full slices!? Cube that shit like cafeteria pizza!

 

[XiaNaphryz]

"Thickburger" my ass. Thing doesn't look much thicker than a McDonalds patty.

I don't think McD offers any patties larger than 1/4 lb anymore.

 

[G-Fex]

"Thickburger" my ass. Thing doesn't look much thicker than a McDonalds patty.

Trust me it's thick.

I didn't even order the 1/2 lb, it was the 1/3 and that shit made a mockery of a mcdonalds burger patty

 

[abstract alien]

part of me admires how much carls jr does not give a fuck about its customers health

I love this attitude when it comes to food places. If I wanted to eat healthy, the last thing I'd be doing is pulling up to a grab a mystery bag through a window.

 

[Enron]

holy shit

 

[pixelation]

I thought they'd be a little more creative than just throwing a pile of pepperoni on top of fries. Like actually integrating it or something.

dontknowwhatiexpected.gif

This.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Trust me it's thick.

 

[Rival]

This fries look both disgusting and amazing at the same time.

 

[G-Fex]

it looks like in-n-out fries.

 

[inner-G]

Carl's/Hardee's has the best breakfast

Bacon egg & cheese biscuit... /drools

 

[WordAssassin]

I thought they'd be a little more creative than just throwing a pile of pepperoni on top of fries. Like actually integrating it or something.

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Jesus that is lazy!

At least cut up the pepperoni so it's like bits with the cheese and fries mixed in.

Fuckin seriously. This is what I expected: Fries, with cheese goo drizzled on them, topped with chopped up bits of pepperoni.

The actual execution is possibly the laziest food combination I've ever seen.

It looks lazier than just plain fries by themselves. Like... how does that happen. How do you add two items to a food and yet the final product looks more half-assed than if you had just left the fries alone.

 

[PsychBat!]

Trust me it's thick.

I didn't even order the 1/2 lb, it was the 1/3 and that shit made a mockery of a mcdonalds burger patty

Truth.

McDs don't even compare.

 

[webkatt]

Eww.

I eagerly away your post of In-n-Out offering a veggie patty.

Spoiler

Or bacon as a add on

 

[Ullus]

I don't get it, looks like someone tried to eat a slice of pizza and dropped in on top of the fries. At least try to make it look like it is meant to be there.

 

[scabro]

Truth.

McDs don't even compare.

The 1/2 pound one is easily like 5 times as thick as say a big-mac patty.

 

[AetherZX]

That looks heinous.

 

[impact]

"Thickburger" my ass. Thing doesn't look much thicker than a McDonalds patty.

says a dude that has never gone to hardees

can they just bring back the grilled cheese bacon thickburger

 

[Steamlord]

Is this supposed to be innovative? I'll stick with bacon cheese fries thanks.

 

[Milennia]

its cheese fries with 3 pepperonis on it

 

[DarkFlow]

Is this supposed to be innovative? I'll stick with bacon cheese fries thanks.

its cheese fries with 3 pepperonis on it

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

its cheese fries with 3 pepperonis on it

I almost confused this post for one of mine.

 

[hateradio]

Six little slices and probably low-grade sauce, pass.

 

[pgtl_10]

This just makes me want to eat the superior animal fries of In-N-Out.

Animal fries are nasty.

 

[BlackGhost]

Would!!!!
Hnngh

 

[titiklabingapat]

Meh. Just have all the various junk food be mixed into one. Seems to be the only end game here.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

Don't you guys mean Hardee's?

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Don't you guys mean Hardee's?

Carl's Jr on the west coast, and seeing as how the test appears to be in Anaheim... ;P

 

[Vidpixel]

Animal fries are nasty.

It's the only way to make In-N-Out's rather bland fries have any semblance of flavor, and this is coming from someone that loves their burgers.