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Cat Born With 2 Tongues

A cat in Dobson, N.C., is believed to be the only cat in the world with two tongues, according to a Local 6 News report.

The cat, named Five Toes, was born with two tongues and five toes on each paw.

Owner Bill Whittington told a North Carolina TV station that he noticed the cat's second tongue in December. He said he yelled when he saw the tongues flicker.



He also said people laugh when he tells them about the cat -- until they see the tongues.

Whittington said Ripley's Believe It Or Not will feature Five Toes in its 2006 guide.

Slow news day, I thought I'd share...

 

[IJoel]

Satan must've lost his pet.

 

[Matlock]

A pussy made for eating pussy. Fascinating.

 

[temp]

That cat must give amazing blowjobs.

 

[Particle Physicist]

i want this cat.

 

[lexy]

:lol

Any pictures of the five toes?

 

[temp]

:lol

Any pictures of the five toes?

 

[PhoenixDark]

It probably gives some killer head.

 

[Ecrofirt]

It probably gives some killer head.

Did you even read the fucknig thread?

 

[Link1110]

Satan must've lost his pet.

Well, it was born in DOBSON, nc :lol

 

[junkwaffle]

 

[fennec fox]

So in conclusion, I bet that cat gives totally awesome head!

 

[aoi tsuki]

i'll bet the fellatio performed by that feline must be to die for.

 

[Raistlin]

You know what I just thought of????!?


I bet the cat gives great head!!!@1!!!

 

[Suerte]

+1 additional "oral sex" related comment

 

[Az987]

GUYS GUYS GUYS!!!

I BET THAT CAT GIVES GREAT HEAD!

 

[PhoenixDark]

LOL :lol

My bad, I was feeling too lazy to read the entire thread. I have failed GAF, but it won't happen again.

 

[miyuru]

It must be the cleanest cat ever!








































AND BOY, THAT SURE'S SOME GREAT HEAD!

 

[capslock]

BLOWJOB LOLAMIRITE?

 

[God's Hand]

How witty... not. Most likely caused by this cat's mother and father being brother and sister. Go to any farm and you'll see some fucked up cats. I saw a cat with ONE eye and it was almost in the middle of his forehead.

 

[Stench]

 

[Manabanana]

How witty... not.

.

 

[capslock]

How witty... not. Most likely caused by this cat's mother and father being brother and sister. Go to any farm and you'll see some fucked up cats. I saw a cat with ONE eye and it was almost in the middle of his forehead.

You can disagree with him without being an asshole, it's quite impressive that he can come up with a cartoon so fast, and it was fairly funny too boot, not everyone can be an expert on cat incest.

 

[FightyF]

Yes Oh yes that cat has a greeat head! [/east indian voice]

 

[kablooey]

Cat got its tongues...

get it?

 

[junkwaffle]

How witty... not.

Ouch! But your absolutely right. I forget that by throwing up these drawings, I'm subject to other's approval. Mostly, I draw things to draw them, not so much for a joke, but I agree with you on this one. It's embarrassing, really.

Allow me to try one more time?

And boy, would I love to give head to that cat!

 

[FightyF]

Ouch! But your absolutely right. I forget that by throwing up these drawings, I'm subject to other's approval. Mostly, I draw things to draw them, not so much for a joke, but I agree with you on this one. It's embarrassing, really.

Allow me to try one more time?

And boy, would I love to give head to that cat!

*LOL* Nice!

But I think you missed his point. He wants to see drawings of cat incest. Apparently he gets off on that kind of stuff.

 

[PhoenixDark]

I bet that cat can whistle like an owl...

 

[belgurdo]

I dig it

 

[Bishman]

Whoa.

Weird.

 

[Rorschach]

Where's sonarrat? I bet it gives great oral. And by oral I mean oral sex. And by oral sex I mean putting its toungues in someone's crotch and having a good lick. And by putting its toungues in someone's crotch I...well, that one's pretty self-explanatory.

 

[Jill Sandwich]

Have you guys thought about the possibility that that cat could give great head?

 

[malek4980]

You know what...


I bet that kitty can make a woman purr.

 

[Nick]

I bet that cat gives great oral.

 

[TekunoRobby]

That's pretty weird, I wonder if it can be taught to give great head?

 

[DJ_Tet]

Screw head, think of how fast that cat could eat a can of wet cat food!

 

[PhoenixDark]

Babelfish translation:

I bet that the cat gives a certain astonishing head :lol

 

[Rorschach]

Google ad...

 

[Ford Prefect]

I

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want that

CAT

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to be shot in the

HEAD

 

[cvxfreak]

:lol

Any pictures of the five toes?

This picture is perfect.

 

[Ecrofirt]

I

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want that

CAT

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to be shot in the

HEAD

Wat did the cat do to you?