(spoken)Normally I don't do this,
But I'ma hit ya'll off with a little taste of the remix
Ya'll ready? Here we go
(sung)I pick you up from the club
Take you home to make some love
Got a surprise, close your eyes
I'm gonna cover you with suds
(instrumental breakdown)
I'ma give you some poo-poo
I'ma give you some pee-pee
I'ma give you some doo-doo
Wash it down with some wee-wee
This is the remix edition of the song about pissin'
I got that peein', leakin', freakin' and there's juice in the kitchen
(spoken)That's how it goes at a R Kelly party
I sip Cris..........you drink piss
I want to piss on you remix, ya heard?
You know I'm serious
I really do want to piss on you
EDIT: Btw found an article talking about the True Stories skits and just in case people were curious:
For the record, James said that the skit's account of what happened "was true, it was just exaggerated. It was really me kicking [Charlie's] ass more than him kicking mine."
Prince, whom Dave also portrayed in a Charlie Murphy retelling, said his segment was also exaggerated. He didn't challenge Murphy to a basketball game while wearing high heels and a purple suit. "That part's not true," Prince said about his game attire. "But the whupping's true."
