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[etiolate]

BEWARE

What they are thinking...

For their only desire is..

THE DESTRUCTION OF MAN


<Rorschach> baboons have hot asses

Discuss.

 

[Rorschach]

Your avatar is too big. Next!

[edit] that edited quote is out of context.

 

[Socreges]

100k Iraqis can't be wrong!

<Rorschach> baboons have hot asses

Discuss.

He said that? Woah!

 

[marsomega]

My chimp is smarter, deadlier, without mercy.....and cuter! Tee hee

[url]http://victor.dupuis.club.fr/images/chimp/funychim.jpg[/url]


<Rorschach> baboons have hot asses

Discuss.[/QUOTE]

OMG. He's hitting them that young? Pedo! Errr umm.... Babedo!...no..Chimpedo! ...Meh...

 

[Rorschach]

OMG. He's hitting them that young? Pedo! Errr umm.... Babedo!...no..Chimpedo! ...Meh...

First of all, that's a picture of a chimp, not a baboon. Second of all, read my first post.

 

[marsomega]

First of all, that's a picture of a chimp, not a baboon. Second of all, read my first post.

Read that same quote again. DUH! I said you were a chimpedo. Oh wait, you said baboon. Dum etiolate this is his fault.

 

[Rorschach]

Read that same quote again. DUH!

same to you duh

 

[marsomega]

same to you duh

It was etiolates fault. He posted pics of chimps and young naughty chimps. Don't get angry with me, I didn't know you were that specific in your taste.

Babedo!
There happy! I'm sorry Rorschach, I got nothing but love for you and your baboon loving ways!

 

[etiolate]

:lol

Come and get some Rors...

OOOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAh

 

[somnific]

chimps ARE deadly.

 

[lordmrw]

holy jesus, at that link. I'm wondering how big those chimps were to do all that damage to dude. It said his testicles and one of his feet were severed. That's hardcore.

 

[BigGreenMat]

Yeah, testicles and nose is one thing, but how could they possibly sever a foot? Chimps are decently strong, but not that strong.

 

[levious]

Yeah, testicles and nose is one thing, but how could they possibly sever a foot? Chimps are decently strong, but not that strong.

you don't think? Ever see them play with steel belted tires like they were a squeaky toy?

 

[etiolate]

St. James Davis had severe facial injuries and would require extensive surgery in an attempt to reattach his nose, Dr. Maureen Martin of Kern Medical Center told KGET-TV of Bakersfield. His testicles and a foot also were severed, Kern County Sheriff's Cmdr. Hal Chealander told The Bakersfield Californian.

And then the other chimp dragged him down the road. That's scary. Those monkeys really want their cake.

 

[Gregory]

Chimps are decently strong, but not that strong.

Chimps are 6 times stronger than humans. So we should consider us lucky to be smarter than them otherwise it wouldn`t be us ruling the planet.

 

[BigGreenMat]

Chimps are NOT 6 times stronger than humans. Chimps are strong in different ways than we are sure, but not all around 6 times stronger because it is simply not possible for a chimp to contain 6 times the amount of sarcomeres a human has. Their hands are probably their most proportionately stronger aspect simply because they are still semi arboreal so their grip strength is 6 to 7 times stronger than ours at similar sizes. I know the 6-7 times quote and it is based on grip strength. They are simply built different than we are. I guarantee a large adult male human has at the least very comparable leg strength, but chimps definately have greater grip and upper body strength as that is what is required of them.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Chimps are NOT 6 times stronger than humans. Chimps are strong in different ways than we are sure, but not all around 6 times stronger because it is simply not possible for a chimp to contain 6 times the amount of sarcomeres a human has. Their hands are probably their most proportionately stronger aspect simply because they are still semi arboreal so their grip strength is 6 to 7 times stronger than ours at similar sizes. I know the 6-7 times quote and it is based on grip strength. They are simply built different than we are. I guarantee a large adult male human has at the least very comparable leg strength, but chimps definately have greater grip and upper body strength as that is what is required of them.

Not quite so sure about that.

In tests at the Bronx Zoo in 1924, a dynamometer--a scale that measures the mechanical force of a pull on a spring--was erected in the monkey house. A 165-pound male chimpanzee named "Boma" registered a pull of 847 pounds, using only his right hand (although he did have his feet braced against the wall, being somewhat hip, in his simian way, to the principles of leverage). A 165-pound man, by comparison, could manage a one-handed pull of about 210 pounds. Even more frightening, a female chimp, weighing a mere 135 pounds and going by the name of Suzette, checked in with a one-handed pull of 1,260 pounds.

In dead lifts, chimps have been known to manage weights of 600 pounds without even breaking into a sweat. A male gorilla could probably heft an 1,800-pound weight and not think twice about it.

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_001b.html

 

[ManaByte]

 

[superegular]

now THAT'S a deadly chimp.

 

[Ford Prefect]

I was looking at monkeys at the Denver Zoo once, and this one gibbon had it out for me so bad. I don't know why, either; I would walk into view and it would just glare at me. Then it would creep up behind me when I wasn't looking and attempt to attack me.

Monkey smacked the glass three times :lol