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[Angry Grimace]

I'm just imagining the rich, creamy shits that some GAFer is going to get loading up a lipid-filled burrito with queso, sour cream, and guacamole.

That's just because a high percentage of GAFfers have the constitution of a newborn.

 

[RBH]

http://nbc4i.com/2017/09/05/chipotle-announces-nationwide-release-date-for-queso-dip/

Hooray

 

[ponpo]

I'm just imagining the rich, creamy shits that some GAFer is going to get loading up a lipid-filled burrito with queso, sour cream, and guacamole.

There's really no need to imagine this.

 

[Lambtron]

Huh. I saw this at Chipotle on Sunday, so I didn't know it wasn't already out everywhere. I declined because it looked gross. Also, I was weirded out they asked if I wanted them to dump it on a burrito.

Pile that slop in that tortilla my dude.

 

[lem0n]

I just found out about quesaritos at Chipotle, I'm so gonna ask them to pour that shit on a tortilla and wrap my burrito in it next time

 

[Realeza]

I just found out about quesaritos at Chipotle, I'm so gonna ask them to pour that shit on a tortilla and wrap my burrito in it next time

E-Coli and Norovirus be damned.

 

[Somnid]

I had it. It's not great. If you want queso Qdoba is better.

 

[DOWN]

Qdoba has always been better than Chipotle because of their queso. Moe’s is the worst because they lack seasoning on anything and it tastes like an American grocery store hell.

 

[Dead]

It's most likely pure fucking disease

 

[snap]

anybody here into illegal pete's?

no?

 

[SlickShoesRUCrazy]

I tried it. It was no good.

 

[Chris R]

anybody here into illegal pete's?

no?

Does Illegal Pete's exist outside of Denver?

Also, fuck them for giving me shit for ordering a chicken and cheese quesadilla with no other toppings, I had a fucking terrible hangover and didn't want to exasperate any upcoming sickness with salsa or other spicy toppings.

 

[IamDodongo]

Doesn't mean shit if the chips are terrible.

I'm looking at you, Moe's

 

[Angry Grimace]

I mean, the local fare here in San Diego is better, I just choose Chipotle with some regularity because it's far easier to control what's inside when you're trying to eat healthier. You can't exactly walk into Roberto's and give them a complicated order and expect it to go off without a hitch.

 

[PaulExcellent]

I tried it during my first trip to Chipotle ever.

It tastes like powdery garbage and it is gross and bad. No thx.
(Salsa was good tho)

 

[Lenz44]

Was expecting way better. Qdoba still better queso. I was really excited to try it, but it really let me down. Also the regular size is like a shot glass worth of queso. I almost laughed when I got it.

 

[mmazurkiewicz]

they gonna serve the cheese in the same tiny little container they serve salsa in?

oh... looks like the guy before me answered my question.

 

[jstevenson]

it's terrible. they should've gone with the proper way of making queso instead of this abomination

 

[Saucycarpdog]

Everyone in this thread is wrong.

Pancheros burritos>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> every other burrito

 

[AlexFlame116]

 

[TriniTrin]

it's pretty fucking gross

 

[Angelus Errare]

Qdoba has always been better than Chipotle because of their queso. Moe’s is the worst because they lack seasoning on anything and it tastes like an American grocery store hell.

I was going to make a seasoning joke but I'ma chill.

 

[oxidax]

Anybody else loves when the Chipotle burrito magically turns into a bowl halfway thru eating it? I have yet eaten a whole Chipotle burrito without having to pick up a fork to finish up lmao

 

[thespot84]

i liked the queso but I didn't go in expecting the velveeta-ness that is qdoba's, I was expecting something to add a cheese flavor to my burrito which is what I got. It goes well with the rest of the menu.

Also illegal pete's is the shit, and no I don't think it's anywhere but denver.

 

[Swimmer9800]

In my hometown I have a chipotle, qdoba, moes, hot head, and la taqueria all within 2 miles of my house. Which is the best is one of the most hotly debated topics around.

 

[Lebron]

How do you fuck up making queso?

 

[Ashhong]

I've had this in socal for some time. I love it

 

[master billings]

What percent of the dip is e.coli?

 

[Bellamin]

My brother was part of a taste testing earlier this year. He said it had a chalky taste to it. Could be remembering wrong, but I think they're going to sell it with chips for about $5.

 

[ElMexiMerican]

In my hometown I have a chipotle, qdoba, moes, hot head, and la taqueria all within 2 miles of my house. Which is the best is one of the most hotly debated topics around.

I'm in a similar predicament and I go to each one depending on the following:
Chipotle: I want quality food
Qdoba: If the Chipotle is too busy
Moe's: If it's Monday so I can get chips, a drink, and a bowl for 7 bucks.
Hot Head: If I want a fuck ton of food for the same price as Chipotle.

 

[Ashhong]

My brother was part of a taste testing earlier this year. He said it had a chalky taste to it. Could be remembering wrong, but I think they're going to sell it with chips for about $5.

It has a texture to it, which I thought was from the melted cheese. It's not like your smooth nacho cheese.

 

[torre_avenue]

I had this at the NY test site, and I had a mixed opinion on it. In a burrito, it melts into the background with no real cheese taste coming through. Furthermore, when you eat it with guacamole, you can just taste the sheer amount of salt in both products.

 

[Condom]

Queso cheese? Cheese cheese? lol

 

[cucuchu]

Depsite the negative reviews I decided to give this a try and it sure as shit is every bit as bad as everyone says it is. The texture and taste is I assume pretty close to the product of someone eating expired Velveeta and vomitting it up as soon as it hits their stomach.

 

[finalflame]

I had this at the NY test site, and I had a mixed opinion on it. In a burrito, it melts into the background with no real cheese taste coming through. Furthermore, when you eat it with guacamole, you can just taste the sheer amount of salt in both products.

Yah, I've always thought Chipotle guac was super salty even on its own. And I tend to like things on the higher end of the salt spectrum (not a fan of bland food).

 

[Chococat]

They use really sharp cheddar, not a cheese food like Velveeta. Cheedar taste is over powering for nacho cheese IMHO. Should be a blend of cheeses.

 

[mj1108]

Tried this only once and that once was enough. Tasteless and horrible, grainy texture. Worst queso ever.

 

[SodiumBenzoate]

Profoundly disappointed. We gave up chorizo for this?

 

[lenovox1]

They use really sharp cheddar, not a cheese food like Velveeta. Cheedar taste is over powering for nacho cheese IMHO. Should be a blend of cheeses.

Why would they use a cheddar for queso? That wasn't smart of the cooks there. You've got to use a soft, smooth fresh cheese or a soft processed cheese product.

 

[Chococat]

Why would they use a cheddar for queso? That wasn't smart of the cooks there. You've got to use a soft, smooth fresh cheese or a soft processed cheese product.

Don't know. Cheddar explains the taste and texture.

 

[UnemployedVillain]

Profoundly disappointed. We gave up chorizo for this?

Wait, Chipotle no longer has chorizo?!

 

[Rocketz]

Profoundly disappointed. We gave up chorizo for this?

I had to look it up. It's true.

 

[TharpDaddy]

Tried it a few days ago. Chipotle is good at releasing stuff that tastes good. So I have no idea how they thought this queso was a good idea. Queso should not be gritty, wtf.


Also Moe's is gross. Bland mush, nothing has flavor.

 

[Zoe]

Why would they use a cheddar for queso? That wasn't smart of the cooks there. You've got to use a soft, smooth fresh cheese or a soft processed cheese product.

Cheddar would be fine if they put in the other stuff to make it processed cheese.