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Clinton's Pentagon Considered Using Chemical Weapons to Make Enemy Homosexual...

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Doth Togo

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:lol

http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=mg18524823.800&print=true

Pentagon reveals rejected chemical weapons
15 January 2005

THE Pentagon considered developing a host of non-lethal chemical weapons that would disrupt discipline and morale among enemy troops, newly declassified documents reveal.

Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an "aphrodisiac" chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale, the proposal says.

Other ideas included chemical weapons that attract swarms of enraged wasps or angry rats to troop positions, making them uninhabitable. Another was to develop a chemical that caused "severe and lasting halitosis", making it easy to identify guerrillas trying to blend in with civilians. There was also the idea of making troops' skin unbearably sensitive to sunlight.

The proposals, from the US Air Force Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio, date from 1994. The lab sought Pentagon funding for research into what it called "harassing, annoying and 'bad guy'-identifying chemicals". The plans have been posted online by the Sunshine Project, an organisation that exposes research into chemical and biological weapons.

Spokesman Edward Hammond says it was not known if the proposed $7.5 million, six-year research plan was ever pursued.
 

calder

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Gay gas? Come on eggheads, make something useful!

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A great (well, not really) movie, *and* a diverting google image search. :D
 

aoi tsuki

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This isn't exactly new. i remember hearing about these years ago, especially the "gay spray". Roofles if American soldiers got "accidentally" exposed to some and pictures were leaked. :lol

Don't ask, don't tell!
 

Mumbles

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Doth Togo said:
Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale, the proposal says.

Not to mention all the other things that would get blown.
 

MetatronM

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At least the Clinton administration worked on fun chemical weapons. :lol

Seriously, though, this sounds like a weapons grade version of a magic and pranks shop.
 

impirius

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I see... so when enemy troops try to blend in with the populace later on, you can just pick them out with your military grade gaydar. Brilliant!
 
Freestyler said:
Wow, this would make the hottest ever plot for a gay porn movie. I can't wait.
Totally agree, but what I really wanted to post about..

Freestyler
Never Watched Square One
:lol What spawned this? I miss that show so much from when I was little, I wish I still had Noggin.
 

Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Somebody should steal the recipe and put a gay bomb over the republican convention.

Just imagine the news broadcasting.
 
For some reason, Clinton is the only president I can picture going on TV to address the nation, making his serious empathy face and saying something like "One hour ago.... we were forced to drop the gay bomb on Baghdad. May god have mercy on us all."
 

teiresias

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Imagine if the terrorists got hold of some of this and dropped it on Jerry Fallwell's and Pat Robertson's respective headquarters!!!! Hilarity!!!!
 

Xenon

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US Soldier walks into cave "FREEZE YOU ARE NOW PRISONERS OF THE US of A. Wow this is beautiful."

Terrorist "Yes, I think the gold tones really play well off the natural rock. Akbar doesn't like it and says its out of season. He's a vergo(rolls eyes)"
 

Manics

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Doth Togo said:
Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an "aphrodisiac" chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other.


Wow, I could have used this chemical back in school when there were girls I was interested in. The love drug!!!! :lol
 

Bob White

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A few years ago this one gay guy who went to my school got in a fight. Well, gay dude went ape shit. He completely destroyed that straight guy. Everyone was in shock. We all thought that gay guys were suppose to be push overs.

And over the years I've seen more brutal ass beatings handed out by gay guys. It's like they just dont give a damn and go all out. They will ruin your shit if you fuck with them.

If the gay bomb was ever dropped on an enemy of the U.S., we'd be fucked.
 
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