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[StoOgE]

...what the hell? What stadium is that?

Bristol.

It's a Nascar track.

Throw in some Leonard Skynyrd and it's the Southern Trifecta.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

I mean, one of their user names is "War Eagle."

I thought you were talking about in the community thread and not here.

So baylor's dog beating WR is listed first on the depth chart for week 1.

Shocked.gif

The fact that institutional rape doesn't warrant the death penalty.

Hope they lose every game in perpetuity.

I'm pretty sure that will happen soon

Per policy, the dog has been kicked out of school.

Damn

This is the guy btw

Classy

 

[Affeinvasion]

Bristol.

It's a Nascar track.

Throw in some Leonard Skynyrd and it's the Southern Trifecta.

Boogity Boogity Boogity!

 

[mre]

Per policy, the dog has been kicked out of school.

: J N C

Bristol.

It's a Nascar track.

Throw in some Leonard Skynyrd and it's the Southern Trifecta.

Fuck Skynyrd. Wish the plane crash had been in '73.

 

[Googly Eyes Dog]

This is gonna be my sign for College Gameday.

 

[Lunar15]

SEC Football + NASCAR speedway + potentially dangerous electrical work might be the most southern thing I can possibly think of.

 

[Chris R]

I don't trust anyone in SEC country to erect that temporary jumbotron in any sort of safe way at fucking all.

Temporary? That is a permanent fixture

edit: Where are the week 0 pickem results?

 

[FloydtheFathead]

SEC Football + NASCAR speedway + potentially dangerous electrical work might be the most southern thing I can possibly think of.

Throw in Skynard and I don't think we can top it

 

[mre]

Temporary? That is a permanent fixture

edit: Where are the week 0 pickem results?

gone like a fart in the wind. The first week results weren't going to count any way, and now we're doing Karl's system instead.

 

[Randolph Freelander]

Bristol Racetrack, which I kind of thought was a "smaller" racetrack.

It is. It's one of the two half-mile tracks, with the rest being bigger. If Bristol's track was a perfect circle (it isn't), and the same was true of Talladega (the largest track, at 2.66 miles), Bristol would fit inside Talladega 28 times.

The more you know.™

 

[Yaboosh]

: J N C

Fuck Skynyrd. Wish the plane crash had been in '73.

How dare you besmirch the Jacksonville natives who for whatever reason made a song about home in Alabama.

Maybe they got confused because of Jacksonville Alabama.



But seriously Skynyrd sucks.

 

[Smo21]

My favorite sport is back! Love college football.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

But seriously Skynyrd sucks.

No lies detected

 

[Chris R]

gone like a fart in the wind. The first week results weren't going to count any way, and now we're doing Karl's system instead.

Ah damn I was close to the top for a change

 

[GoldenEye 007]

I don't understand the stadium picture. Like I guess the scoreboard will be raised higher? Otherwise all the punts would hit it! Seems like a mess. And of course everyone is so far away from the field.

 

[Lonestar]

It is. It's one of the two half-mile tracks, with the rest being bigger. If Bristol's track was a perfect circle (it isn't), and the same was true of Talladega (the largest track, at 2.66 miles), Bristol would fit inside Talladega 28 times.

The more you know.™

Which lead me to make this 3 years ago:

I gave them Talladega's Uber-American Weekend

Tickets are available for $125,000 each!

 

[Chris R]

I don't understand the stadium picture. Like I guess the scoreboard will be raised higher? Otherwise all the punts would hit it! Seems like a mess. And of course everyone is so far away from the field.

It's higher than the cowboys jumbotron. Shouldn't be an issue. Seating sucks but whatever. Have fun getting shit faced and being part of the biggest cfb crowd ever?

 

[Randolph Freelander]

Which lead me to make this 3 years ago:

Alabama vs. Auburn in Talladega. Make it happen.

I'm not sure there would be anybody left anywhere else in the state.

 

[Arkos]

 

[GoldenEye 007]

It's higher than the cowboys jumbotron. Shouldn't be an issue. Seating sucks but whatever. Have fun getting shit faced and being part of the biggest cfb crowd ever?

Ah, I see. Well then, I'm sure they will have fun with that.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

It's higher than the cowboys jumbotron. Shouldn't be an issue. Seating sucks but whatever. Have fun getting shit faced and being part of the biggest cfb crowd ever?

You wouldn't be able to hear a damn thing.

 

[Lonestar]

Alabama vs. Auburn in Talladega. Make it happen.

I'm not sure there would be anybody left anywhere else in the state.

could you imagine if they built something like 6 football fields, all grouped together, and had 6 games going on at the same time. Finally, they'd bring the home experience to a football Mega-Stadium near you!

 

[Randolph Freelander]

 

[andycapps]

Per policy, the dog has been kicked out of school.

 

[mreddie]

SPOILER: SABAN WINS

 

[bucknuticus]

It's higher than the cowboys jumbotron. Shouldn't be an issue. Seating sucks but whatever. Have fun getting shit faced and being part of the biggest cfb crowd ever?

I guess if you enjoy watching 2 mediocre team duke it out you need everything you can

 

[Rocketz]

Let's do this boys!

 

[CouldBeWorse]

Should I take out a second mortgage on my home to bet on Clemson or should I just put all of my savings on it? Or both? I don't care what the spread is at this point.

 

[Squirrel Killer]

I look forward to the inevitable upset of Iowa by North Dakota State in Week 3.

Will it really be an upset against an, at best, 1-1 team?

 

[GoldenEye 007]

This won't affect me because I don't carry bags into stadium, but anyone else's school implement NFL-style clear bag policies?

Can't wait to hear the freak outs and disappointments this Saturday in Orlando.

The terrorists have clearly won, btw.

 

[War Eagle]

I mean, one of their user names is "War Eagle."

Hey there.

 

[War Eagle]

Should I take out a second mortgage on my home to bet on Clemson or should I just put all of my savings on it? Or both? I don't care what the spread is at this point.

Betting on Clemson is the smart thing to do. If we lost, you win money. If we win, HOLY FUCK WE BEAT CLEMSON AND THIS SEASON PROBABLY WON'T BE A DUMPSTER FIRE!

 

[Purple Cheeto]

SEC Football + NASCAR speedway + potentially dangerous electrical work might be the most southern thing I can possibly think of.

Bonus points if it monsoons.

 

[StoOgE]

This won't affect me because I don't carry bags into stadium, but anyone else's school implement NFL-style clear bag policies?

Can't wait to hear the freak outs and disappointments this Saturday in Orlando.

The terrorists have clearly won, btw.

Texas sells beer now. Hallelujah

 

[AntoneM]

Hey there.

My Wife is an Auburn fan and were gonna hit up the tailgate this weekend. Flying in from Phoenix to see family, just happened to be on this weekend.

 

[The Outsider]

This won't affect me because I don't carry bags into stadium, but anyone else's school implement NFL-style clear bag policies?

Can't wait to hear the freak outs and disappointments this Saturday in Orlando.

The terrorists have clearly won, btw.

Yep, UF is doing that too.

 

[mre]

This won't affect me because I don't carry bags into stadium, but anyone else's school implement NFL-style clear bag policies?

Can't wait to hear the freak outs and disappointments this Saturday in Orlando.

The terrorists have clearly won, btw.

Bama switched to this policy, even for binocular cases.

 

[Cyan]

Can someone set up a script for me to pick Bama in all the pick em games so I don't have to do it manually.

 

[LosDaddie]

Spoiler

Game week means it's time to bring out Jimbo.

Hurry up and lose to Ole Miss and get the heartbreak out of the way early.

 

[realwords]

The college football team I play on plays our first game on Saturday! So excited.

 

[War Eagle]

My Wife is an Auburn fan and were gonna hit up the tailgate this weekend. Flying in from Phoenix to see family, just happened to be on this weekend.

I hope you guys have a blast! Not going to the game?

 

[Elfforkusu]

Here to plant my flag for the Fighting Lovies.

We're probably going to be 6-6 or thereabouts this year. And a bit worse next year. But after that? Straight to the top, baby!

 

[GoldenEye 007]

Yep, UF is doing that too.

Bama switched to this policy, even for binocular cases.

mess

 

[tebunker]

Too Full of Bama Pawwl

You and me, we're gonna be best friends right? Roll Damn Tide...

I just recently started to coming to Off Topic, I usually spend football season holed up at rollbamarolll, but glad to see there are others here.

 

[Monroeski]

Catch up time!

This got ECU's coach fired, right?

Hard to pin down what got Ruffin fired to a single moment, since him getting let go was unmitigated BS.

Missed prime joke opportunity to include non-Texas school in Texas state power rankings.

Shame.

Spoiler

Also, poor UTSA.

We could add out of state schools to the list that couldn't field even a G5 roster if they didn't get players from Texas, like every team in Oklahoma.

So baylor's dog beating WR is listed first on the depth chart for week 1.

 

[Skiesofwonder]

Go Vols!

I am doubtful that we live up to the hype, but I'm pretty confident that we finally get past Florida and enter October undefeated for the first time in a decade. Past that I see us slipping up against the Dogs or Aggies, and losing to Bama twice.

My wildest expectations is going into the SEC championship game 10-1 before falling short to Bama or LSU. I just don't believe Butch has a playoff run in him, but I would love to be proven wrong!

Edit: Week 1 is gonna be legit, so glad the fallout will start early this year.

 

[mre]

Spoiler

Game week means it's time to bring out Jimbo.

Met a local attorney last week who roomed with Jimbo at Samford. He had some great stories about Jimbo.

 

[Andrew Korenchkin]

IT's here!!!

GO DAWGS!

GO DEVILS!

FUCK THE FLORIDA GATORS, FUCK THE ARIZONA WILDCATS, AND FUCK THE OREGON DUCKS!

 

[tebunker]

I feel compelled to share this, because, I mean shit...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt2BAfhUHX0

Rocky Top, you'll never mean
One Dman thing to me
Fuck Youl' Rocky Top
Go to Hell, Tennessee
Go to Hell, Tennessee

All kinds of other imaginative things have been added to that dumpster song.... Did I mention I hate Tennessee?

Neyland Stadium, where Bammer's go to practice Rammer Jammer!

 

[Elfforkusu]

...what the hell? What stadium is that?

Incidentally,

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